Posted June 10, 200420 yr Ebay live support just fuck with them its so much fun and they let u go in under the names of [mygot]yournamehere so but they ban you after you start to piss them off but its fun i got one to talk about jerkin off haha
June 10, 200420 yr Author http://livechat.ebay.com/Chat/servlet/AppMain?grp=Activation&__lFILE=index.jsp
June 10, 200420 yr and who the fuck cares? i think i do... ahh nope. i just want subway. silly brain.
June 10, 200420 yr try the 2nd link and it is funny, i was telling him about the time, i was jerking off and a fly flew on my cock and i ripped its wings off and it went in my japeye and he kicked me
June 10, 200420 yr Your chat session has started.. [myg0t]Mortificator: hello [myg0t]Mortificator: i am new to this whole computer thing,... and i have a question. My name is Peter Jault, i am 78 years old... When i tried to sign up for ebay, my pass word automatically became these star things,... but i don't want them to be stars, i want them to be letters? Michael V.: Hi there. Welcome to Live Chat. My name's Michael and It'll be my pleasure to help you with this. Michael V.: Don't worry; your password is the letters you are entering. [myg0t]Mortificator: i dont understand? Michael V.: It is automatically put into code so that other will not see it. [myg0t]Mortificator: code? Michael V.: This is why is shows up on your screen as those asterisks. [myg0t]Mortificator: but how do i know if i haven't made a typing error? [myg0t]Mortificator: why would it be asterisks? Michael V.: The asterisks are just a convention; a lot of websites and programs use them. [myg0t]Mortificator: i know what asterisks are, ( the *****) things, but that is not my password Michael V.: We ask you to enter your password twice so that you can be sure you typed it right the first time. [myg0t]Mortificator: i know that, but how can i make sure? plus it automatically become those stars.... [myg0t]Mortificator: why? Michael V.: It's so that no-one can see it, including ebay employees or anyone who happens to be in the room with you when you sign on. [myg0t]Mortificator: but wouldnt it be stupid to let other people see it? Michael V.: yes it would, I suppose, but a lot of people access these site sin non-secure settings, like public libraries. Michael V.: It's a common convention with passwords, to make them "invisible" like that. [myg0t]Mortificator: what? sin non-secure settings ??? sir, i am 78 years old, i just got a computer, what are you talking about? Michael V.: sorry "sites in non-secure settings" Typo there. [myg0t]Mortificator: what is non secure? Michael V.: I mean in public, where privacy is not guaranteed. [myg0t]Mortificator: but why the asterisks then? Michael V.: Like I said, it's a convention. Some sites and programs use solid dots called "bullets." [myg0t]Mortificator: bullets? sir, i've served in vietnam,... i've seen bullets,... but i NEVER saw a bullet on the interweb or something [myg0t]Mortificator: I think you are pulling a prank with me sir,... What is your last name? i would like to speak with your superior! Michael V.: I put the word in quotation marks, sir. That's the name given to these floating solid dots. Michael V.: I am certainly not about to give pout my last name, and this is not a matter for a superior to discuss. Michael V.: I apologize that this issue could not be resolved for you in this chat session. In order to assist you further, please email our support group through our webform located at: http://pages.ebay.com/help/contact_inline/index.html The agent ended your chat session. not very succesful.
June 10, 200420 yr I don't see how that could rage them... This guy seemed retarded tho. Eric A.: Hello, I'm Eric and welcome to Live Chat support. Thank you for your patience. Eric A.: How may I help you today? Mitifizio: Hi i wonder how me can bid. Me want bid in camels because me poor in money! But have lots of camel. Is thing possible? Eric A.: Unfortunately the sale of animals is not allowed on eBay. Mitifizio: Oh :( What if me send private email to seller? Mitifizio: Camels are in good shape! Eric A.: In this case we wouldn't recommend that you do, because, your auctions would be taken down or any you are interested in will be removed from eBay. Mitifizio: No No you no understand! Me want to buy items using my camels. Me want to buy television because no television sell here! So me want to give 3 camels for a television! Eric A.: In that case I do not think many members would be interested in exchanging their items for camels. Mitifizio: Huh? They in good shape me said!! You no believe me?! Eric A.: I do believe you, however, if you do sign up and bid on items, before you do I would suggest you ask your sellers if they do take that payment method. Mitifizio: Camels be ISO approved and me and wife work hard!! Can ship them with UPS they accept animals so shipping is no problem sellers have no reason refusing payment?! Eric A.: If you do ship through UPS then it would be more expensive to ship your camels than to pay for your item in most cases. Mitifizio: Why you say that? Eric A.: It is in your own best interest to ask the seller what payment methods would be accepted. Eric A.: If you have any more questions, please come back to Live Chat help.
June 10, 200420 yr Thank you for your chat request; an agent will be with you as soon as possible. While waiting for your chat to begin, you can send text to us; however, we will be unable to see your entries until your chat session begins and you are greeted by an agent. Thank you for your patience. Your chat session has started.. Robert P.: Hello, I'm Robert and welcome to Live Chat support. How can I be of assistance to you today? TheCloud: hi TheCloud: why did ebay hack me? TheCloud: i am not happy at all TheCloud: i dont enjoy being hacked and i know you can see what im typing on all websites now spying on me TheCloud: everytime i open the internet ebay comes up lots every minute and i have no choice and when i tell it to close it comes back TheCloud: stop hacking me please Robert P.: what is your user ID and email address please? TheCloud: i dont have a userID and im not about to give out my email address so you can spam me, same as you wouldnt give out ure private email address to a stranger TheCloud: you keep popping up on my computer and hacking and spying on me and i want it to stop TheCloud: everytime i email you guys never reply Robert P.: Okay sounds like you have a spyware problem. Robert P.: The problem that you describe is actually caused by a hidden program running in the background on your computer. This hidden program is affecting your navigation through our site. As a group, programs of this type are commonly referred to as "spyware." Please be assured that eBay does not support or endorse any of these programs. TheCloud: damn right i do and i dont want it Robert P.: Software is available that you can use to scan for spyware programs, and then remove them from your computer. Such software (for example "Ad-Aware" or "SpyBot") is similar to anti-virus programs. Their primary focus is to remove programs that interfere with navigation by redirecting your pages, opening popup ads, or opening unwanted frames in your browser window. Robert P.: To learn more about these hidden programs, and to find software that can remove them from your system, we suggest searching the Web for information on spyware. You may also want to visit a local software retailer where you can discuss this problem with a professional who can suggest the best solution for you. Finally, we assure you that once you are able to remove the program that is causing this issue on your system, you should not experience any further difficulty with our site. TheCloud: Ah i get it, so you guys hack my computer and then make me by adaware and other programs to get rid of it TheCloud: thats unfair and i want to know why you picked on me TheCloud: would you like it if i made you visit sites you didnt want to TheCloud: i want to talk to your manager Robert P.: This is not from us. We do not have these programs. You have gotten the spyware from a site you have visited. Robert P.: If you follow some of the instructions above, you can remove these pop-ups. TheCloud: dont try and blame it on me, i didnt go hacking my own computer, and why would other sites send me to ebay that is poporostrious TheCloud: i dont want to buy other software or talk to a "professional" i want you guys to stop hacking my computer. TheCloud: see, a popup just came up ebay.co.uk again TheCloud: ive had enough Robert P.: I'm sorry, but that is the reason why you are getting the popups, there are hidden programs in your computer. You may want to visit your local computer retailer then, to see what other suggestions they may have to remove these. TheCloud: what are you deaf as well as dumb, i said i dont want to buy any other crap to remove what i already have, didnt you read the story about the man who brought a spider to eat the fly?!?! Robert P.: Well, I'm sorry, I've given you the reason why this is happening and offered you the solutions to resolve this. Perhaps, you can try to search for some free adware removal programs on the internet. TheCloud: get me your manager boy TheCloud: listen i didnt fight in nam for little pricks like you to go insulting my inteligance by saying its somthing IVE done to make me forceably visit ebay.co.uk TheCloud: what your doing is illegal, i know my rights, now get me your manager TheCloud: well boy? Robert P.: Okay, I've consulted My Supervisor, she has stated the same thing, The problem is not from eBay and is a result of a site that you had entered. The solutions to resolve this have been given to you. If you wish to contact the eBay.co.uk site, you can do so by the following link. http://pages.ebay.co.uk/help/contact_inline/index.html
June 11, 200420 yr all these dudes are in a indian call/support center sweatbox with rags on their head furiously copy/pasting canned responses. real fuckin fun dood. *fart*
