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there is a bird near my apt and it chirps non stop

it wakes me up early in the morning i think it is protecting it's nest

but i want to kill this bird and it is very loud ,and i hate my apt

and i feel very aggitated and it's very high up .and if i do something

people will think the wrong thing, but i hear the chirping all day.

i can hear it as i type.and i'm not looking for attention or anything

but this bird is raging me irl.so what can i do about this annoying

bird that keeps chirping with out getting in trouble with the law.

i will post a pic of the exact location of the bird and maybe you guys

can give me advice on how to make it stop .

Lol u got raged irl by a bird. :emot-bravo:

 

but you can turn up sum music faggot (if you live in a apartment then get some headphones)

there is a bird near my apt and it chirps non stop

it wakes me up early in the morning i think it is protecting it's nest

but i want to kill this bird and it is very loud ,and i hate my apt

and i feel very aggitated and it's very high up .and if i do something

people will think the wrong thing, but i hear the chirping all day.

i can hear it as i type.and i'm not looking for attention or anything

but this bird is raging me irl.so what can i do about this annoying

bird that keeps chirping with out getting in trouble with the law.

i will post a pic of the exact location of the bird and maybe you guys

can give me advice on how to make it stop .

 

NICE POEM

there is a bird near my apt and it chirps non stop

it wakes me up early in the morning i think it is protecting it's nest

but i want to kill this bird and it is very loud ,and i hate my apt

and i feel very aggitated and it's very high up .and if i do something

people will think the wrong thing, but i hear the chirping all day.

i can hear it as i type.and i'm not looking for attention or anything

but this bird is raging me irl.so what can i do about this annoying

bird that keeps chirping with out getting in trouble with the law.

i will post a pic of the exact location of the bird and maybe you guys

can give me advice on how to make it stop .

 

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/275204_f520.jpg

get yourself a nice wrist rocket slingshot, buy some marbles, then shoot at the bird with the slingshot. slingshots are not illegal and if you're not an idiot you can shoot without your neighbors seeing.

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