Posted July 24, 201014 yr There's a cricket in my room chirping, and I have no idea where the fuck it is. WHENEVER I TURN AROUND IT STOPS. Then when I sit back down it starts up again. Driving me insane.:emot-suicide:
July 24, 201014 yr What you want to do to kill the cricket, is place a piece of cheese on your floor. You then want to ejaculate on the piece of cheese, because the cricket has anti-ejaculatory sensors in his musket. When he will sense the semen, he will thus kill himself. SOURCE: My mother
July 24, 201014 yr Author Quote r4iney;628461']do less drugs I'll keep that in mind. Turns out the little fucker was hiding under the cabinet under my sink. He's dead now.
July 24, 201014 yr The Admin said: Turns out the little fucker was hiding under the cabinet under my sink. He's dead now. didja save it?:emot-reject:
September 12, 201014 yr had the same problem with a bird , fucking thing would not stop chirping , was ready to get a ladder and broom ,but now it's gone
September 22, 201014 yr burn down the fucking nest. a homemade flamethrower usually will do the trick. or for a lazy faggot just a burning rag. yeah, i'm that hardcore.
October 6, 201014 yr I had the same problem with my grandmaw. Turns out she was under my bed. Shes dead now. :emot-uhaul:
October 7, 201014 yr Dsquared said: I had the same problem with my grandmaw. Turns out she was under my bed. Shes dead now. :emot-uhaul: woah, really? oh you're just joking. you're a funny man man.
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