There's a cricket in my room chirping, and I have no idea where the fuck it is. WHENEVER I TURN AROUND IT STOPS. Then when I sit back down it starts up again. Driving me insane.:emot-suicide:

do less drugs

What you want to do to kill the cricket, is place a piece of cheese on your floor. You then want to ejaculate on the piece of cheese, because the cricket has anti-ejaculatory sensors in his musket. When he will sense the semen, he will thus kill himself.

 

SOURCE:

My mother

r4iney;628461']do less drugs

I'll keep that in mind.

 

Turns out the little fucker was hiding under the cabinet under my sink. He's dead now.

Turns out the little fucker was hiding under the cabinet under my sink. He's dead now.

 

didja save it?:emot-reject:

jimne motha fuckin cricket.

had the same problem with a bird ,

fucking thing would not stop chirping ,

was ready to get a ladder and broom ,but

now it's gone

burn down the fucking nest. a homemade flamethrower usually will do the trick. or for a lazy faggot just a burning rag.

 

yeah, i'm that hardcore.

I had the same problem with my grandmaw.

Turns out she was under my bed.

Shes dead now.

:emot-uhaul:

I had the same problem with my grandmaw.

Turns out she was under my bed.

Shes dead now.

:emot-uhaul:

 

woah, really? oh you're just joking. you're a funny man man.