so i just came home from work and looked up puretna for some anal porn. she opened my door without KNOCKING and starred at my computer screen and walked out. OMG :emot-sotw: :emot-sotw: :emot-sotw: :emot-sotw:

Have a tab with an innocent page open, hover your mouse over the X on your porn tab, and keep one hand on your mouse. If somebody walks in, your natural reflex, being surprised is to contract your muscles. So when they walk in, you will have closed your porn tab without thinking, and will have a normal webpage on your screen. :emot-quagmire:

 

Of course, if you're already fapping at the time they come in, then you'll have to practice getting your shit back on quickly without coming off as suspicious.:emot-parrot:

i been caught wacking it or with my dick out i dont even care anymore my brother caught me liek 5 times in 1 week.

Sex is natural whats the big deal?

 

If your not horny and don't jerk it/have sex, there is something wrong with you.

 

BTW who the fuck just opens a door without knocking. Usually it's closed for a reason, your mom must have wanted to see you jerkin it.

Your fucking gay, you even look at gay ass porn.

Get a girlfriend. I found my mom stopped coming in without knocking when she figures I could be having sex.

knobjockey;628557']i been caught wacking it or with my dick out i dont even care anymore my brother caught me liek 5 times in 1 week.

 

i feel sorry for your two sisters

 

show them the wonders of your cock

sideways;628569']i feel sorry for your two sisters

 

show them the wonders of your cock

 

lol sick.

Go live by yourself.

 

When I lived with my parents I had a lock on my door. Then one day my dad got mad

because I was sleeping all day, so he broke my door open with an Axe.

After that I used a wooden beam to keep my door shut because the lock was broken.

 

Now I have my own apartment.

Then one day my dad got mad because I was sleeping all day, so he broke my door open with an Axe.

 

http://www.cinemaaonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/The_shining_heres_johnny.jpg

sideways;628569']i feel sorry for your two sisters

 

show them the wonders of your cock

 

You forget that he had sex with his sisters....

why didnt you stare back and finish?

the best possible solution to use when one is caught masturbating is like the above post states.

 

one must stare the onlooker in the eyes with extreme hardcoreness and finish the job at "hand"

 

:rolleyes:

Go live by yourself.

 

When I lived with my parents I had a lock on my door. Then one day my dad got mad

because I was sleeping all day, so he broke my door open with an Axe.

After that I used a wooden beam to keep my door shut because the lock was broken.

 

Now I have my own apartment.

 

LOL

u will slowly develop a fetish 4 ur mom. u will end up rubbin ur cock against her pillow while shes away. good job fagget.