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Is it considered beastiality or necrophilia if you fuck a turkey before you stick it in the oven?

 

I call it masterbasting

 

Stuffing the turkey

 

Gotta stick in the ol' meat thermometer, pound it, tenderise it, you know.

what

 

what

 

what

 

In my butt? You wanna do it in my butt?

 

c'mon turtles you know you want it

 

lemme up in that box turtle

 

wiggle that tail a lil

 

I'm going to color my cock green with permanent marker and drawl little eyeballs on the empty sack.

 

Don't you dare make him angry.

  • 3 weeks later...
fuck this thread

 

thread has been fucked. heading back to base. over and out.

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