fucking pussies is gey

 

how do u make ur gf (or some of u ur sistas and moms) to let u come thru the backdoor. what diplomatical and rhetorical tricks did u used and which problems do u had to face like if the gurl is bitching around like a feggot or she has shit in- and or outside her butthole. do u eat ass? do u test if a butthole is clean with ur finger or stick or something? do u make it gape for aesthetical reasons? do u have to be an extra romantical gey for getting girl-asshole? do u use lube or spit? do u hit ur girl on the backhead after finishing the job (doggystyle)

what about anal sex with boys? i heard the feeling of anal sex is same as the moment shit of your butthole except it keeps on reflexing. maybe whimpering at first but fingers and ky lube does wonder beforehand.

i used alcohol the first time, she was all into it after that..

though never do it without condom; and always make her take a shit first...

i had my share of shitflakes on my dick... even a fullgrown turd.. i thought it was going a bit too easy... shit functioned as natural lube.. shit hit the fan, litteraly.

she started crying and i was laughing cause im a sick fuck who thinks shit like that is funny..

so to make her feel more comfortable i thought i made her laugh.. so i started telling jokes about it, good oneliners. which made her laugh so hard she couldnt control her bladder anymore and she pissed all over the kitchen floor while i was cleaning my dick over her dishes.. (cause the bathroom was a common place, where other students were washing thereselves)

 

wow, i think i told you more than i really wanted to..

Mush;629456']i used alcohol the first time, she was all into it after that..

though never do it without condom; and always make her take a shit first...

i had my share of shitflakes on my dick... even a fullgrown turd.. i thought it was going a bit too easy... shit functioned as natural lube.. shit hit the fan, litteraly.

she started crying and i was laughing cause im a sick fuck who thinks shit like that is funny..

so to make her feel more comfortable i thought i made her laugh.. so i started telling jokes about it, good oneliners. which made her laugh so hard she couldnt control her bladder anymore and she pissed all over the kitchen floor while i was cleaning my dick over her dishes.. (cause the bathroom was a common place, where other students were washing thereselves)

 

wow, i think i told you more than i really wanted to..

 

:negativeman-55f::emot-froggonk::emot-barf:

Poop noodles is when you fuck a girl anally then later you piss out a brown noodle.

Poop noodles is when you fuck a girl anally then later you piss out a brown noodle.

 

is there some food u can name ur swollen rotting shit and worm infected penis after?

is there some food u can name ur swollen rotting shit and worm infected penis after?

 

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THIS IS WHAT ANAL DOES TO YOUR COCK

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THIS IS WHAT ANAL DOES TO YOUR COCK

Quoted so everyone has to see it again.

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THIS IS WHAT ANAL DOES TO YOUR COCK

 

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I'd hit it.

 

With a baseball bat.

 

P.S. I was eating when I posted this and went right back to it after, no problem

 

Thanks myg0t

Edited August 21, 201014 yr by 420ObSiDiAn

fucking pussies is gey

 

how do u make ur gf (or some of u ur sistas and moms) to let u come thru the backdoor. what diplomatical and rhetorical tricks did u used and which problems do u had to face like if the gurl is bitching around like a feggot or she has shit in- and or outside her butthole. do u eat ass? do u test if a butthole is clean with ur finger or stick or something? do u make it gape for aesthetical reasons? do u have to be an extra romantical gey for getting girl-asshole? do u use lube or spit? do u hit ur girl on the backhead after finishing the job (doggystyle)

 

ya u like that shit cuz it reminds u of fucking men, you fucking kike faggot :emot-dong:

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Anal=NO

Again for good luck.

 

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ya u like that shit cuz it reminds u of fucking men, you fucking kike faggot :emot-dong:

 

u only think that i like fucking men, so u can think of urself as a men

 

ps, i was to shanghai or how this sliteye country is called

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01379/penis-festival_1379487i.jpg

u only think that i like fucking men, so u can think of urself as a men

 

ps, i was to shanghai or how this sliteye country is called

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01379/penis-festival_1379487i.jpg

 

sorry you fail... penis festival is a common celebration in japan.

sorry you fail... penis festival is a common celebration in japan.

 

 

bitch i dont give a fuck i twitter bout my bowel movement