Posted September 11, 201014 yr I got everything I want in my life except a girlfriend Woo i need a girlfriend ( oh) girlfriend (girlfriend) i need a girlfriend ( oh) girlfriend ( i need, i need i need, i need) a girlfriend girlfriend ( would you be my) would you be my girlfriend ( girlfriend) yeah yeah jet ski, $15/hr rental. a significant other to enjoy sports with, priceless http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/8211/80eastboundandahhhhhthu.jpg a sexy red head girl http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2369/98blackleathergingerthu.jpg a sexy asian raver girl to roll with http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/484/111lgt.png i love you jennifer http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3159/pic1113f.jpg <tits></tits> http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1025/pic2166.jpg all i need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/4204/apr4gal04.jpg
September 13, 201014 yr You don't need a girl friend, there more trouble than there worth. They nag at your twenty four seven, they have mood swings every month to the point where you can't doing nothing right and everything is wrong. Oh and they expect you do do everything and know everything because your a man. I just got out of a 1 1/2 releationship and now am starting to relise how much I've missed out on.
September 29, 201014 yr how old are you? if your under 28, your life is about putting your dick in as many 1 night girls as you humanly can. like this bitch... http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5549/17379261079542798600882.jpg on the flip side.... if your old and greying, find yourself a nice girl with some money and settle down and make babies.
September 30, 201014 yr Author i'm 24. today at work a hot cute girl was shopping by herself smiled at me and i just blanked out DOH! :emot-smithfrog:
September 30, 201014 yr i'm 24. today at work a hot cute girl was shopping by herself smiled at me and i just blanked out DOH! :emot-smithfrog: That sucks bro. :frog-ssj3:
September 30, 201014 yr Author ph0ne;630294']hahahahahahha youre a loser sorry dude the loser is you who faps to anime porn :emot-laugh::emot-baby:
October 1, 201014 yr I bet alot of you don't get any expecially you soldier1111 :emot-yousuck::emot-slick::emot-coffee::emot-iiaca::emot-airquote:
October 1, 201014 yr i'm 24. today at work a hot cute girl was shopping by herself smiled at me and i just blanked out DOH! :emot-smithfrog: that isnt that bad. you too hard on yourself. man the fuck up you pussy and chase some skirt. jesus, its not that hard, remember, women want cock as much as guys want pussy, they are just better hiding it.
October 1, 201014 yr i'm 24. today at work a hot cute girl was shopping by herself smiled at me and i just blanked out DOH! :emot-smithfrog: Go to bar, have a few drinks so your nice and relaxed. Then talk to some girls, and make sure to go for the uglier one, why? Because it's a sure thing. Simple tried and true formula.
October 1, 201014 yr remember, you have the hugest cock every girl wants, you have all the swag the girls wanna fuck it, you are the coolest dude on the earth, like a celebrity, too cool for them, you don't have enough time, you have to do....stuff...besides girls just want you for your cock drugs stuff and money right? have some fucking confidence be a real nigga beat some ass in two ways...in two ways... if you beat a girl good she will do whats called a pussy referral, eg; she will tell a friend about how you ate it like your favorite meal then killed it from all angles styles and speeds, then that girl will wanna fuck it, you can either hit it, play it, or just plain out no, which will probably get you the other girl again or a better looking one. They'll probably just make fun of your small penis hiding under jelly rolls, your giant pube bush, crabs and premature ejaculation though geeeeeek good luck Edited October 1, 201014 yr by 420ObSiDiAn
October 2, 201014 yr Author remember, you have the hugest cock every girl wants, you have all the swag the girls wanna fuck it, you are the coolest dude on the earth, like a celebrity, too cool for them, you don't have enough time, you have to do....stuff...besides girls just want you for your cock drugs stuff and money right? have some fucking confidence be a real nigga beat some ass in two ways...in two ways... if you beat a girl good she will do whats called a pussy referral, eg; she will tell a friend about how you ate it like your favorite meal then killed it from all angles styles and speeds, then that girl will wanna fuck it, you can either hit it, play it, or just plain out no, which will probably get you the other girl again or a better looking one. They'll probably just make fun of your small penis hiding under jelly rolls, your giant pube bush, crabs and premature ejaculation though geeeeeek good luck good read sir, the real lesson is here be an asshole aka not picking up a girl so i can meet up with my buddies or getting into arguments to keep the girls interested in me.
October 20, 201014 yr They'll probably just make fun of your small penis hiding under jelly rolls, your giant pube bush, crabs and premature ejaculation though geeeeeek LOL. +1
October 20, 201014 yr I need a http://rlv.zcache.com/dirty_lil_slut_tshirt-p235773037329431612q08p_400.jpg to abuse
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