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I got everything I want in my life except a girlfriend

Woo

 

i need a girlfriend ( oh) girlfriend (girlfriend)

i need a girlfriend ( oh) girlfriend ( i need, i need i need, i need)

a girlfriend girlfriend ( would you be my)

would you be my girlfriend ( girlfriend)

 

yeah yeah

 

 

jet ski, $15/hr rental. a significant other to enjoy sports with, priceless

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a sexy red head girl

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a sexy asian raver girl to roll with

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i love you jennifer

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all i need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend

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You don't need a girl friend, there more trouble than there worth.

They nag at your twenty four seven, they have mood swings every month to the point where you can't doing nothing right and everything is wrong.

Oh and they expect you do do everything and know everything because your a man.

I just got out of a 1 1/2 releationship and now am starting to relise how much I've missed out on.

  • 3 weeks later...

how old are you? if your under 28, your life is about putting your dick in as many 1 night girls as you humanly can.

 

like this bitch...

 

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5549/17379261079542798600882.jpg

 

 

 

on the flip side....

 

if your old and greying, find yourself a nice girl with some money and settle down and make babies.

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i'm 24. today at work a hot cute girl was shopping by herself smiled at me and i just blanked out DOH! :emot-smithfrog:
i'm 24. today at work a hot cute girl was shopping by herself smiled at me and i just blanked out DOH! :emot-smithfrog:

 

That sucks bro. :frog-ssj3:

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ph0ne;630294']hahahahahahha youre a loser

 

sorry dude the loser is you who faps to anime porn :emot-laugh::emot-baby:

I bet alot of you don't get any

 

expecially you soldier1111

 

:emot-yousuck::emot-slick::emot-coffee::emot-iiaca::emot-airquote:

i'm 24. today at work a hot cute girl was shopping by herself smiled at me and i just blanked out DOH! :emot-smithfrog:

 

that isnt that bad. you too hard on yourself. man the fuck up you pussy and chase some skirt. jesus, its not that hard, remember, women want cock as much as guys want pussy, they are just better hiding it.

i'm 24. today at work a hot cute girl was shopping by herself smiled at me and i just blanked out DOH! :emot-smithfrog:

 

Go to bar, have a few drinks so your nice and relaxed. Then talk to some girls, and make sure to go for the uglier one, why? Because it's a sure thing.

 

Simple tried and true formula.

remember, you have the hugest cock every girl wants, you have all the swag the girls wanna fuck it, you are the coolest dude on the earth, like a celebrity, too cool for them, you don't have enough time, you have to do....stuff...besides girls just want you for your cock drugs stuff and money right?

 

have some fucking confidence

 

be a real nigga beat some ass in two ways...in two ways...

 

if you beat a girl good she will do whats called a pussy referral, eg; she will tell a friend about how you ate it like your favorite meal then killed it from all angles styles and speeds, then that girl will wanna fuck it, you can either hit it, play it, or just plain out no, which will probably get you the other girl again or a better looking one.

 

They'll probably just make fun of your small penis hiding under jelly rolls, your giant pube bush, crabs and premature ejaculation though

 

geeeeeek

 

good luck

Edited by 420ObSiDiAn

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remember, you have the hugest cock every girl wants, you have all the swag the girls wanna fuck it, you are the coolest dude on the earth, like a celebrity, too cool for them, you don't have enough time, you have to do....stuff...besides girls just want you for your cock drugs stuff and money right?

 

have some fucking confidence

 

be a real nigga beat some ass in two ways...in two ways...

 

if you beat a girl good she will do whats called a pussy referral, eg; she will tell a friend about how you ate it like your favorite meal then killed it from all angles styles and speeds, then that girl will wanna fuck it, you can either hit it, play it, or just plain out no, which will probably get you the other girl again or a better looking one.

 

They'll probably just make fun of your small penis hiding under jelly rolls, your giant pube bush, crabs and premature ejaculation though

 

geeeeeek

 

good luck

 

good read sir, the real lesson is here be an asshole aka not picking up a girl so i can meet up with my buddies or getting into arguments to keep the girls interested in me.

  • 2 weeks later...

 

They'll probably just make fun of your small penis hiding under jelly rolls, your giant pube bush, crabs and premature ejaculation though

 

geeeeeek

 

 

LOL.

 

+1

I need a

 

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