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well lately the jocks in the changeroom have been stealing my towel and slapping my ass with theirs about being a virgin, Does being born count as losing it after all ur naked when u r born and u come outside of your moms vagina so obviaously ur penis would touch it too. what are your thoughts?
If you haven't lost your virginity by them time you've entered junior high gym class you're most likely a freak of nature and never will. There is no hope for you and you will never find love. Since you will never contribute to the gene pool anyway, go ahead and clip your balls off so your self-conscious ass won't be embarrassed in public by boners.

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If you haven't lost your virginity by them time you've entered junior high gym class you're most likely a freak of nature and never will. There is no hope for you and you will never find love. Since you will never contribute to the gene pool, go ahead and clip your balls off.

u r comment is not relavant to da topic at hand

what i am arguing obviaously went ova ur head idiot,

i propoze that no man is of virgin blood u fucking retarded,get an edacation

-Mast3rBl4d3

u r comment is not relavant to da topic at hand

what i am arguing obviaously went ova ur head idiot,

i propoze that no man is of virgin blood u fucking retarded,get an edacation

-Mast3rBl4d3

 

Shut the fuck up and get the scissors.

i dnt know wat u r sayin

 

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not relavant to convasation again loser

 

Scissors. Your balls. Now. Before I call the vet.

stay on topic troll

 

Your 'topic' is too retarded to even comment on. But to answer, yes. You're a virgin. Even if you weren't you'd still have had fucked the ugliest chain-smoke alcoholic whore of a woman to have ever walked the Earth which still makes you a pathetic piece of shit who should have been thrown out on the side of the road.

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Your 'topic' is too retarded to even comment on. But to answer, yes. You're a virgin. Even if you weren't you'd still have had fucked the ugliest chain-smoke alcoholic whore of a woman to have ever walked the Earth which still makes you a pathetic piece of shit who should have been thrown out on the side of the road.

 

what constatootes losin ur v platez den cuz im pretty sure ur penis touches ur mums vagina when u r born and when u sex girlz ur penis touchs their vagian so wats da diff?

Sorry for the flames. Bipolar disorder and all that. In all honesty it sounds like you're being self-conscious about your virginity and you are trying to try to find a way to deny it. Forget about it; it's no big deal unless you make it one. Obviously the boys in the locker room have identified you as a target since you seem to care about this topic so much. Just ask them to stop it if you don't like it and they'll most likely oblige.

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Sorry for the flames. Bipolar disorder and all that. In all honesty it sounds like you're being self-conscious about your virginity and you are trying to try to find a way to deny it. Forget about it; it's no big deal unless you make it one. Obviously the boys in the locker room have identified you as a target since you seem to care about this topic so much. Just ask them to stop it if you don't like it and they'll most likely oblige.

 

shut the fuck up

succesfull troll, though u should have waited taking all that b.lesnar stuff in cus i asked u "if u masturbating at brock lesnar" just like yesterday and u hadnt this sig and then u realized that this is a nice troll and now its just so obvious.

 

plus i bet u were born through a ceasarian section so u better call me the destructor of hopes of unfunny feggots nao kkthxbai

succesfull troll, though u should have waited taking all that b.lesnar stuff in cus i asked u "if u masturbating at brock lesnar" just like yesterday and u hadnt this sig and then u realized that this is a nice troll and now its just so obvious.

 

plus i bet u were born through a ceasarian section so u better call me the destructor of hopes of unfunny feggots nao kkthxbai

 

good job at not being like most lame internet kiddies and saying 'successful' only once.

shut the fuck up

 

Damn. Now I feel stupid.

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yo u make sum good point but i dunno dawg. dont it seem kinda sick to be bangin u own mamma? shit that aint rite. if wat u say is tru then i dun tink women shud be babying that way no more.

 

the more i tink bout this it kinda like makin the sex wit a pregnant. u wuld b chile molestation

  • 2 months later...
kill me for wearing the cape of Captain Tryhard is a daunting task that I can no longer handle and I love big black dicks in me

 

 

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  • 4 weeks later...

This conversation is intellectually stimulating and tasteful.

 

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Always yours,

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