Posted June 14, 200420 yr http://iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=29&art_id=qw1087042684705A141&set_id=1 wra
June 14, 200420 yr Author Sigh... before anyone chews my face off, I didn't find it, it was originally posted on Fark.
June 14, 200420 yr Sigh... before anyone chews my face off, I didn't find it, it was originally posted on Fark. quite the quick defense there...
June 14, 200420 yr I knew Rasputin was fuckin pwnage simply because they couldn't kill him, but SHIT dude, he's the cock god. http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/6662/rifl2.jpg
June 14, 200420 yr Does that look fresh to you? Anyway it seems to me you know little about embalming. In the human anatomy research lab at uni we have dissected torsos, that look a hell of a lot better than that, and they are taken out every day and prodded by us jackasses.
June 15, 200420 yr it says right there in the article that the guy they bought it from had no "certificate of authenticity" i say he just found some black guy, chopped his cock off, threw it in some pick juice, and boom, ez 6600 bucks.
June 15, 200420 yr of course it's not real, why the hell would something as valuable as that be on display at the lame ass museum of erotica.
June 15, 200420 yr Rasputin's body was never recovered after his drowning in the ice river, therefore any "recovered" piece of his body is a fabrication.
June 15, 200420 yr Techno_Warrior']Rasputin's body was never recovered after his drowning in the ice river' date=' therefore any "recovered" piece of his body is a fabrication.[/quote'] Actually, it was. Rasputin was fed enough poison to kill three men at a dinner, and he didn't die. The men at the party were afraid he would survive if he left, so they attacked him with their knives. They stabbed him many times, enough to think that he was dead. They went upstairs aftwards, then returned when they heard something moving. The conspirators paniced and shot him with a revolver about six times... to get rid of the evidence they threw the body in a river. Later, Rasputin washed onto shore... an autopsy found that the cause of his death was not the poison, the knife wounds, or the bullets... he had, in fact, drowned. Russian commoners demanded that his body be burnt and ashes scattered. So, yeah, there's no way they have his penis.
June 15, 200420 yr Rasputin was a sick mofo, children sex orgies and rape were some of his favorite passtimes
June 15, 200420 yr Actually, it was. Rasputin was fed enough poison to kill three men at a dinner, and he didn't die. The men at the party were afraid he would survive if he left, so they attacked him with their knives. They stabbed him many times, enough to think that he was dead. They went upstairs aftwards, then returned when they heard something moving. The conspirators paniced and shot him with a revolver about six times... to get rid of the evidence they threw the body in a river. Later, Rasputin washed onto shore... an autopsy found that the cause of his death was not the poison, the knife wounds, or the bullets... he had, in fact, drowned. Russian commoners demanded that his body be burnt and ashes scattered. So, yeah, there's no way they have his penis. Yeah and I suppose you were there, right? and rebuilt his penis from the ashes.
June 15, 200420 yr Techno_Warrior']Yeah and I suppose you were there' date=' right? and rebuilt his penis from the ashes.[/quote'] mmm rebuilt penis...
June 15, 200420 yr Arson']I think they cut off his dick at some point when they were murdering him. hey why don't you nubens get together and make up a new story based on your opinions on how that man's penis ended up in a jar for an erotic sex shop.
June 16, 200420 yr the Tsarina wud be the only person who knew about it and she died a long fooking time ago, and when he got shot, poisoned, stabbed ,beat up and finally thrown into the river there was evidence that he tried to get out as his finger nails had been worn away
June 17, 200420 yr Author ... russian commoners demanded that his body be burnt and ashes scattered. So, yeah, there's no way they have his penis. Actually, Napolean Bonaparte's honest-to-god penis is owned by an American urologist. Unfortunately, his pride and joy was described as "shrivelled, one-inch long and resembling a grape". No wonder he tried to conquer Europe :( There's an article on it at the Straight Dope
