Posted January 19, 201114 yr ....... Toss the salad!!! BOOOOONG!~1~ Ay I just got back from MCJ Marion County Jail 3rd worst in the country. Motherfuckers wanted to give me motherfuckin 15 years I said fuck you bitches Went to jury selection Dropped from 56 points to 2 points I shoulda went ahead and made them spend the 10 grand and found me not guilty cause they suck and aint got shit on me Served 4 months Seen a bunch of friends there, lookin at 17 years and shit bitches snitchin and shit but ayyy went from a F2....to a M1 Wussup myg0t
January 19, 201114 yr ....... Toss the salad!!! BOOOOONG!~1~ Ay I just got back from MCJ Marion County Jail 3rd worst in the country. Motherfuckers wanted to give me motherfuckin 15 years I said fuck you bitches Went to jury selection Dropped from 56 points to 2 points I shoulda went ahead and made them spend the 10 grand and found me not guilty cause they suck and aint got shit on me Served 4 months Seen a bunch of friends there, lookin at 17 years and shit bitches snitchin and shit but ayyy went from a F2....to a M1 Wussup myg0t lol what did u do
January 19, 201114 yr Author Man I had a burglery of an occupied dwelling Some bitches pissed me off played me as a bitch and owed me money///respect The fuck ass police were trying to say I had a weapon and shit haaaah They never even susupected it might be over the fence on a main road right in broad plain day light///sight fucking like 5 feet from the fence...pussy throw cause I knew they didnt have shit on me and I seen them coming, had to get the shit off me. hahahhaha the fucking lawn mower guys got it hahahaha shit doesn't prove shit anyways even if they found it no finger prints no shit Went orange and white to red and white to orange and white to black and white to blue and white and then to home, lmfao.
January 20, 201114 yr Author yeah but I ended up with 12 months felony probation on the misdomeanor charge, lmfao, fucked up but I like it better that way, no classes, no calling for colors everyday, set date every month. Thing is they can call me and tell me to come piss right now whenever they want and they can also come to the house and make me do it, or come and search all my shit if they want......Probably wont. 100 hours community service....which they will probably assign me to do at the fucking shit plant. upside is they went ahead and gave me all my days in jail minus 18 trustee days as time served on probation. Even gave me an extra day cause I got booked at 4am when I came in at like friggin 10pm. So three months served, 9 months more probation. No big deal, can still eat shrooms, shots of ghb, smoke dmt and do acid cause they can't test for them. They made k2 illegal here in Florida though....Of course I can still drink if I do it carefully.... I actually almost already fucked up I went to report for probation, sign up and shit and they were gonna tell me to piss that day...which I was told they wouldn't do and I didn't care anyways cause I was just gonna drink a little....you know how that works though, I went ahead and drank two fucking bottles of bacardi, I was still kinda fucked up when I sighned up but the doctor wasnt there on lunch and they told me to come back after 1:30...but before 3.......2 more hours....so I went ahead and ate a bunch drank a bunch of water....which I did the night before and a shot of bleach but there was no fuckin way. So fucked around ate, yeah yeah. Came back feelin better, I lucked out again and the doctor turned out to be female and I flirted and joked with her fat ass and im gonna do it tomorrow insted. "Cause that would be cool" but that definatly wasn't "carefully" ehhh, more money, less spent on weed and extacy. But it's fucked up, a bunch of shit changed in the three months I was in. People movin away, becoming distant and shit. Lost some of my drug connects....including my good ex connect....can get thousands off him on monkeys for the low low.....No clue what happened to him. Phone is off, must've got paranoid again and changed the number =[ he's been running alot recently, hiding out and shit....yeah...you really wouldn't figure it on the surface but this small ass town is pretty fuckin hard. Ran into a couple of buddies in jail, lookin at 17 years and shit, they don't wanna come down on the offer, he's been in a year fightin the shit.... One of my main niggas got shot three times and proceeded to run 100 yards before he collapsed infront of mcdonalds drive through. Made front page. Sucks, he was genuinely a good guy. but yeah, drug dealin life isn't all that gravy, no matter how many hundred pounds and kilos you have.
January 20, 201114 yr ....... Toss the salad!!! BOOOOONG!~1~ Ay I just got back from MCJ Marion County Jail 3rd worst in the country. Motherfuckers wanted to give me motherfuckin 15 years I said fuck you bitches Went to jury selection Dropped from 56 points to 2 points I shoulda went ahead and made them spend the 10 grand and found me not guilty cause they suck and aint got shit on me Served 4 months Seen a bunch of friends there, lookin at 17 years and shit bitches snitchin and shit but ayyy went from a F2....to a M1 Wussup myg0t Tries to be black. GJ. Acheivment unlocked
January 20, 201114 yr No offense but this thread sucks. You could easily avoid further jail time if you just stopped doing drugs for a little while you drug addict fuck, your friends are all loser faggots and you appear to be a real moron. Stop doing retarded crimes and stay out of prison, seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.
January 21, 201114 yr Author sceletium tortuosum kratom Psychoactive Amanitas datura dmt ghb Bufotenin BZ gvl harmala iap mcp MDAI mpv 2-Aminoindan 5-MeO-DALT Banisteriopsis caapi Brugmansia Brunfelsia Banisteriopsis caapi Coleus Guarana Hawaiian Baby Woodrose Kanna kava kava Wild Lettuce Lagochilus inebrians Leonotis leonurus Psychoactive Lotus/Lily Nymphaea caerulea, Nymphaea ampla, Nelumbo nucifera Mandrake Morning Glory nut meg Ololiuqui Passion Flower Pituri Sinicuichi Syrian Rue Yohimbe Calea zacatechichi Damiana Hydrangea Mugwort Mulberry DOC doi dpt Ethylcathinone DIPt bk-MBDB Bromo-Dragonfly Allllll legal. or untestable. :emot-viggo: of course you might have the DEA knocking on your door for some of the analogs. Otherwise your fine, most are unschedualed Most are phycoactives aswell, my favorite.
January 23, 201114 yr 420, if you try and smoke datura you will be permanently separated from your mind and body. Edited January 23, 201114 yr by Pete McGraw
January 23, 201114 yr Author http://www.picvalley.net/u/1589/491643726425039151295826048rsWf1JuqlSVglbjbBH73.JPG http://www.picvalley.net/u/2888/21296141202922909801295826054Bs2XehshUuu1MlKfaKnN.JPG :emot-ms: also see related: http://forums.myg0t.com/showthread.php?t=51356 Edited January 23, 201114 yr by 420ObSiDiAn
January 23, 201114 yr Shit you got all hemmed up I got lucky cause I had 2 strikes on me for possession of heroin totaling 23g and I got to plead for a sober living program and now I have to go to NA every fuckin day and I get drug tested every other week =/. Its sucks not being able to drink or do anything haha I feel for you now <3. *edit least you only got a year of probation I have 18 months =(
January 24, 201114 yr Author actually, 8 1/2 more months to go They gave me jail time served as part of probation -105 days probation bottom of the first page got cut off
January 24, 201114 yr yo dawg, I'm in solitary confidement right now yo. I snuck a blackbeery in my anus so I could talk to all yo foos.
January 24, 201114 yr actually, 8 1/2 more months to go They gave me jail time served as part of probation -105 days probation bottom of the first page got cut off Least you didnt get fucked on that. As soon as I got out like 4 months after actually they started putting a show called Las Vegas Jailhouse on tv so I missed out gettin to be on TV I coulda had my 5 minutes of FAME.
February 12, 201114 yr wow i thought you were talking about marion, illinois which is the town right next to me. you're not hardcore enough to make it into it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Penitentiary,_Marion Edited February 12, 201114 yr by turtles
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