So at first I thought myg0t were a bunch of no life cunts that had nothing better to do and I was against raging.

Then recently I played with some friends on a game of Left 4 Dead 2 versus. You know... casually, not intending to rage at all. The opposing team were a bunch of elitist faggots who went "OMG u sux" and "lol we pwn u noobs" and shit like that because they were beating us.

 

I don't give a fuck about losing to be honest and I play this game casually so yeah, obviously a team of skinny, scrawny pro-cunts is gonna beat us. GOOD JOB, SHITPUSHERS! U just beat a team of casuals in a video game!

But we thought "lets teach these arrogant turds a little lesson in good mannerism" and we raged the shit out of them. Suiciding as Survivors, yelling crap in the mic after turning on Alltalk, switching teams and TK'ing, saying how you adore Bin Laden and Himmler (even though I'm not at all racist nor terrorist or muslim)

 

And you know what I realized? I realized most people rage and grief not because they're frustrated or whatever, but simply because it's FUCKING HILLARIOUS to see these dweebs whine and get angry. Me and my friends laughed like mental patients.

So we formed a little group called the Pubstomp Police: we search for teams and clans who make a lobby, we all join and then rage the fucking shit out of them.

And we laugh.

 

And it's even more funny when you take a real clan's name, use their real in game tag, rage another team and make comments about how Hitler probably had a very expensive gas bill and how niggers smell like elephant shit, paste the link to the clan's website all over the game and then see how your opposing team goes to said website and complains about the clan.

 

Fucking hillarity mates.

I may not be a myg0t, but we have the same goal: piss people off and laugh about their stupid ass.

 

Anyways, happy to be here and to learn about other people's raging techniques.

What? You don't give a shit about my story? Like I care. Go fuck yourself.

niggers smell like elephant shit

 

started laughing

Welcome to the myg0t forums. Thank you for joining us in our ultimate goal of world domination, enjoy your stay.:frog-ssj3:

Now don't be selfish, record your rage, then post it.

 

Then we can laugh together.

I had the best intentions, to play a game I enjoy with my mates. But it then I got dominated by better players way, way better than me. Normally I just say something like "whatever virgin, scrawny pro no-life dork, you're only better than me cause you spend your whole life playing and I only play casually. Get something more important in your life than a game." Then I feel good about myself the humiliation about being dominated goes away. But this time, this time was different.

 

It wasn't just that they wiped the floor with me, it was the way they talked shit. The way they taunted me after it. With each "haha l2p shitty" my chest pounded like sneakers in a clothes dryer. Each "you suck noob" sent me deeper into fury, I was clenching my mouse every time I saw them but I still couldn't kill them. I could not outplay them.

 

And you know what I realized? I can't beat them at the game, but they can't beat me if I refuse to play the game by their rules. The only way to get back at them was to scream into the mic and tell taboo jokes about hitler and niggers. Before long I was laughing that kind of laugh you do after you got the shit kicked out of you and you want to look like you don't care to save face. You know, the kind of laugh that's on the verge of becoming crying. Hysterical, dramatic, fake, mental patient laughter. I was acting like a kid on the basketball court in my elementary school who couldn't get a shot off of my partner so I just threw the ball on the roof and put my fingers in my ears and yelled NANNY-NANNY-BOO-BOO. Except in real life I would be punished by teachers and shamed by students, but here on the internet I can get away with it scot free.

 

you are a gentle and sensitive soul. minor transgressions are hurtful to you commit, and for this reason a meager taboo such as racism causes a flutter of pride, as if you have conquered your own conscience. it would be incorrect to place you in entry level, as you are not even on the correct plane.

 

http://forum.myg0t.com/showpost.php?p=634351&postcount=166

this is madness!

yeah man...great...too bad your a few years too late... like anybody really cares or thinks of myg0t as a threat anymore...we have been reduced to stupid threads

yeah man...great...too bad your a few years too late... like anybody really cares or thinks of myg0t as a threat anymore...we have been reduced to stupid threads

 

Truth bra