Posted April 14, 201114 yr I have massive blue balls today. Was at the airport check in counter yesterday and the girl was giving me looks. Girl: "How old are you?" Me: 21 :D Girl: Haha really? Me: I still can't grow a beard, at least complement me, the last girl I met turned me into a little brother! Girl: hahahaha (clearly laughing at my lame joke) Ok sir so do you have anything else you that you need to check in? Me: Just my bag and me. Unless you're coming with me. As I was walking away with my boarding pass she calls me back to the counter. Her: *flirting* I hope you have proof that you're 21 because they might harass you inside. Me: I'll just call you, or maybe I might just have to prove it to you. Meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes Next thing I knew we were making out in the bathroom and i was grabbing her ass.. It was the most ergonomic ass I'd ever felt, it layed perfectly in my hand with no air pockets in between. It's like that ass was made for my hand But turns out I was getting late to my light and had to jet. I asked her name and ran off (got her first name). Missed fuck opportunity and I forgot to get her number. All I have is a name. I called the airport and they said they can't give me the check-in counter number because it's for "internal use." I told them I wanted to "thank this particular girl in person" so they had me send and email to customer relations. No reply yet. :(
April 14, 201114 yr Oh damn, an ergonomic ass? So you don't get carpel tunnel while holding it too much? :emot-eek:
April 15, 201114 yr i once owned a den with the mist of an autumns breeze floating through the wind on a flight the caretaker said come for the ones in the back you should know the loss was terrible
April 20, 201114 yr god i love them sexy stewardess in tight skirt and pantyhose :emot-smugspike: i'd like to experience the mile high club someday :emot-dong: http://www.iotang.com/wp-content/uploads/auto_save_image/2010/04/162258BhN.jpg http://www.iotang.com/wp-content/uploads/auto_save_image/2010/04/162305hEc.jpg Edited April 20, 201114 yr by [ H A Z E ]
April 20, 201114 yr i once owned a den with the mist of an autumns breeze floating through the wind on a flight the caretaker said come for the ones in the back you should know the loss was terrible lmao
April 25, 201114 yr correction: http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7391/sillylady.jpg Uploaded with scat-tastics
April 25, 201114 yr Me: I'll just call you, or maybe I might just have to prove it to you. Meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes Next thing I knew we were making out in the bathroom and i was grabbing her ass.. It was the most ergonomic ass I'd ever felt, it layed perfectly in my hand with no air pockets in between. It's like that ass was made for my hand But turns out I was getting late to my light and had to jet. I asked her name and ran off (got her first name). LOL, you fail, you were supposed to tell us this is what you wished had happend not pretend like it actually happened
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