Posted June 16, 200420 yr Ok, i smoked pot for the first time last night with a few kids, i diddnt like it at all so im not going to ever do it again, and yea , i did get high, maby not to the extreme of the other people, but i was all dizy and stuff, laughed alot (beginner, so i really dont know) but now my parents are going to take me to a physical either today or tomorow, will they even check for thc in my pee? or what, am i screwed? i drank a bunch of grape juice, water and cranberry juice, what is going to happen? How can i make sure there is nothing, it was only my first time, im never doing it again, and i just dont want my parents to know because they will make a big deal about it. thanks.
June 16, 200420 yr If you're going for a physical, you shouldn't get your piss tested at all. At least I never have. As for drinking the juice, it does no fucking good. THC stays in your bloodstream for about a month I think. It attachs to your fat cells and stays there for a little bit. Drinking a lot of water and exercise can speed up the process.
June 16, 200420 yr depending on excercise habits, water cosumption and motabolism it can take anywhere from 1 day - 2 months.
June 16, 200420 yr If you're going for a physical, you shouldn't get your piss tested at all. At least I never have. I'm pretty sure I've taken a urine test at EVERY physical I've ever been to. Mrbucket = fucked.
June 16, 200420 yr ooh ooooooh, mrbucket, get's ass raped by his daddy when he finds out his son smoked pot.... ooh noes! good for you, never do things that are that stupid.
June 16, 200420 yr thats irony..did you even know you were going 2 a physical..cuz if you did..you deserve what you going 2 get
June 16, 200420 yr Your best bet would be to admit what happened to your parents (crying helps) so you don't get into "bigger" trouble at the doctor's office.
June 16, 200420 yr IF they make you do a piss test, tell them that you went before you left and you can't go. stupid faggot.
June 16, 200420 yr IF they make you do a piss test, tell them that you went before you left and you can't go. not, theyll give u alot of water and let u sit down in teh waiting room for a couple of minutes and hell ask you again. No way out. and whatever if they find teh weed trace in ur piss. My parents wouldnt be mad if i smoked weed rifk , they would be like, as long as u dont take to much. Lovely ;x
June 16, 200420 yr drinking a ton of water days before doesnt do anything for you. You must drink a lot of water on the day of the test because the idea is not to "flush" your system but its to dilute your urine so that the level of thc emitted is lesss then the requirement to fail you. Niacin also MIGHT help. 1 lab has done research and said its inconclusive if it helps you pass a drug test and the other said it definitely does. THC attaches to your fat cells so the only way to really get it out is to burn it out. Get your ass running you fat tub of lard, sweat the thc out, maybe even go to a steam room. Also, if you have a supplement city store around you they do sell detox drinks which will "cover up" the thc in your urine. This is illegal in a few states though because it is basically like cheating on a test. Also a pinch of table salt in the test might make it come back inconclusive, but too much salt leaves a few grains at the bottom of the cup and im not sure if this is true, it might be just hear-say. If none of that work, go into the room to take your urine test, find something really high on the wall, tie a rope to it, and hang yourself.....cant test the piss of a dead man. I honestly dont think you have anything to worry about since the piss tests physicals give you look for disease and abnormalities, its not the same as lets say an EMIT test.
June 16, 200420 yr not, theyll give u alot of water and let u sit down in teh waiting room for a couple of minutes and hell ask you again. No way out. and whatever if they find teh weed trace in ur piss. My parents wouldnt be mad if i smoked weed rifk , they would be like, as long as u dont take to much. Lovely ;x actually when i had a physical i didnt have to take a piss when he asked me to and he just sent me home with the piss bottle and told me to bring it back.
June 16, 200420 yr ALSO theres a chart online 1/month-3-5 days 3-5/month 7-10 days 3-5/week 35-40 days i forgot where i saw it but it was only a few weeks ago when i had to take a test. even if u smoke for the 3 days before the test (like i did) they can be passed, you just need to study(drinking water before the test, niacin, orange juice). if you take a drug screening piss test drinking a ton of water the day of the test will help a lot. Be careful though because some collectors will turn down the sample saying that the urine is too watered down. You must eat things high in vitamin b a few hours before the test to get color back in your urine. niacin is one of the complex b vitamins so it helps but not a enough. The thing about niacin is when you take it, you get extremely red skin(all over body),itchy all over, and get really hot. i took 1,000 mg before my test and i was beat red and really hot for about 6 hours. 250 mg is 1250% of your recommended daily intake. Also i was not retarded and saying "ha watch me smoke before i take a drug test, it will be cool" i recently got a job at a nation wide company, and they have a drug testing policy on any new employee, so it snuck up on me.
June 16, 200420 yr rofl, why would your parents even care. It's weed. You did it once, it isn't going to effect you. Yes you will get tested, but when they do find the weed who cares because its weed, not even a real drug :naughtyd:
June 16, 200420 yr Ok, i smoked pot for the first time last night with a few kids, i diddnt like it at all so im not going to ever do it again, and yea , i did get high, maby not to the extreme of the other people, but i was all dizy and stuff, laughed alot (beginner, so i really dont know) but now my parents are going to take me to a physical either today or tomorow, will they even check for thc in my pee? or what, am i screwed? i drank a bunch of grape juice, water and cranberry juice, what is going to happen? How can i make sure there is nothing, it was only my first time, im never doing it again, and i just dont want my parents to know because they will make a big deal about it. thanks. aahhahahaahahahahahhahaahahhahahhaahahhaahahahahgahahghahahaahhahaha
June 16, 200420 yr they do not check for drugs unless its been aproved by you or you parents.also its comon to take pee samples to check for other health issues.the cost of a drug test for the doctors is about 190 dollars they have to send it to a lab ,most don't have drug kits on hand and with out you parents asking for it it will never be tested for drugs,doctord dont do free drug testing they tend to charge for everything and you moms HMO is cheap shit and pay out to doctors are minum so they don't do any extra shit for free.stop being a winey lil baby about some pot.
June 16, 200420 yr what kind of physical??? if its for work then ur fucked if its for sports cuz your in high school ur fine they dont do tests
June 16, 200420 yr ive never had a piss test for a physical, and im pretty sure its for sports cuz he said his mom and dad r taking him to it
June 16, 200420 yr first, why would you not like pot? second, they started giving piss tests in physicals? third, it stays in your system longer than a month, to all in which said so. fourth, how is it irony? fifth, Tell your doctor you're not pissing in a cup. He can't force you. sixth, MuLLeTude drinking a lot of water DOES help clean out your system. just make sure to take vitamin b pills to make your piss yellow. seventh, d0wn']aahhahahaahahahahahhahaahahhahahhaahahhaahahahahgahahghahahaahhahaha
June 16, 200420 yr 1. How old are you? 2. Why did you smoke? 3. Do you realize they don't test the piss right there at the doctor's office, they send it to a lab? 4. Do EVERYTHING they told you to do, and try to refuse taking the test. I don't think it's legal to force someone to take it.
June 16, 200420 yr when they send the piss to the lab hijack teh truck and run it through the doctors office worked for me
June 16, 200420 yr Wow! you need the sp0rkeh THC extraction tool! join irc.myg0t.com and ask for sp0rkeh. ok, i have to take a physical soon, but its not the piss im worried about, but are they going to touch my balls and shit? :snivel:
June 16, 200420 yr Wow, Stallion, you're a fucking uber leet terroist piss truck hijacker. I bow down to your unbelievable skills. :hahano: Idiot.
