June 19, 200420 yr Ok, i smoked pot for the first time last night with a few kids, i diddnt like it at all so im not going to ever do it again, and yea , i did get high, maby not to the extreme of the other people, but i was all dizy and stuff, laughed alot (beginner, so i really dont know) but now my parents are going to take me to a physical either today or tomorow, will they even check for thc in my pee? or what, am i screwed? i drank a bunch of grape juice, water and cranberry juice, what is going to happen? How can i make sure there is nothing, it was only my first time, im never doing it again, and i just dont want my parents to know because they will make a big deal about it. thanks. First time? You weren't high.
June 19, 200420 yr EyeReesh']First time? You weren't high. Prolly true, most people dont get weasel'd the first time they smoke, but if he seshed for a while or hotboxed or something he might've.
June 20, 200420 yr mr bucket, i suggest you kill yourself. if you are busted for doing marijuana they can send you to jail for life, if not that the doctor will write you up for castration, usually they castrate you because testosterone is used by THC to make you high (women have a little bit of testosterone in their bodies thats why they can get high too). A urine test is not required to find THC, they can simply pluck a hair from your body and send it for analysis, it can show them even how many times you ejaculate in a month, or when you first drank alcohol, so shave your entire body prior to attending the physical (dont forget your buttcrack). In conclusion... for a quick and painless dead you should stand on the train tracks and get hit by a fast moving train, its instant fatality.
June 20, 200420 yr Who gives a fuck if they do, not like it'll turn you gay or something. Are you afraid you might like it? :wow: It is a defining moment in a young mans life when he is scheduled for his first pyshical.. questions cloud the mind...(are they goin to touch my penis? or my balls?) It is these questions that lead to a series of emotions that overwhelm the oung man. the day comes for the psyhical. nervous and awkward you stand in your underwear.. The doctor comes in and take your scrotum gently into his hand it feels nice.. Faget
June 20, 200420 yr first off he won't test for drugs in your piss (they arent fucking $200 more like $40) it costs money and doctors = fucken jews unless your parents ask for it that is... in wich case the friend pissing in a bottle idea won't work because they check the temperature of your piss and if its room temp they go "RIFK FUKER DO IT AGIAN!!!@!@#$@#" the confidentiality shit might work i duno never tryed that but if you can get a small amount of bleach bring it with you in a zip lock bag or some fagget shit and put just a little in your piss not to much because your piss has to stay warm and your piss can't look diluted worked for me while i was baked but then again that was a cheap ass "take at home" drug test my mom busted out when she walked in my room and it wreaked then again they won't test and your parents don't want to dish out the extra cash for one (its not covered by any health insurence) unless they suspect... another sure way is to piss in the cup then throw it in the doctors eyes and ram his stethoscope up his ass
