Hey guys, I'm Pete McGraw.

 

As the time passes me by, I often regret one thing. I never had a chance to fuck Mary Kate and Ashley when they were minors. Now if I ever make love to the Olsen twins it will be as one adult to another. I misgivings on this unfortunate turn of events for the rest of my days.

 

What about you guys?

if you spend more than 2 seconds on thinking about regret you are a dumb fuck

When I was about 20 seconds younger I read this thread.

 

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