Encyclopedia Dramatica is gone and it is now Oh Internet. The new site blows so much load in it's own cum-dripping asshole I can't even force myself to navigate past the homepage. I am seriously pissed by this new bullshit. What has our society come to when a website supposed to be a proponent of free speech and shock value deteriorates in something less funny than Family Guy and Robot Chicken combined. What's worse is that myg0t's excellent article on ED is now gone and the new site doesn't even have one!!! I... I... I am so fumed by this I would explode if I lit a match right now. I had to turn the pilot light on my stove off because this stress is causing the methane level in my ass to increase hundred fold, though I think I might turn it back on just to end it all. I can't think of anything better to do than die right now. Fuck you all.

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Don't make me take out my rage on you too.