Posted June 16, 200420 yr my wife and i told him we were taking him for a physical, little does he know its really a drug test. If the results are positive for anything he isn't coming home
June 16, 200420 yr OMG connection between the kid from earlier and his dad! Dental Plan ---> mrbucket
June 16, 200420 yr You should prevent him from drinking water the day of the test, it can alter the results.
June 16, 200420 yr my wife and i told him we were taking him for a physical, little does he know its really a drug test. If the results are positive for anything he isn't coming home brilliant plan really
June 16, 200420 yr dont be a little bitch about it. drug test him if it comes back with just weed then dont do anything. tell him you know hes smoking weed but to do it with responsibility and dont drive and shit when hes high just chill watch a movie or something. but if hes got crack or meth dont let him come home. make him go to rehad dont just kick him out if you wanna get him clean send to rehad if you kick him out he will just give rim jobs for crack money
June 16, 200420 yr Hell, I buy my shit from my dad, makes for good father/son bonding sessions. Alot easier than getting it anywhere else around here... besides, he's had his people for years. Good shit... :D He's getting old but still knows how to liven up a party.
June 16, 200420 yr ^^ What the hell is up with this piss-truck hijacking, child-beating moron? whats teh matter?! did your little child get run over by a hijacked truck?! is that why it rages u
June 17, 200420 yr hahaha i wish my parents were that much of assholes it would be so much easier to fuck with them stupid concience :-/
June 17, 200420 yr whats teh matter?! did your little child get run over by a hijacked truck?! is that why it rages u Yes, you rage everyone with your stupidity. :squint:
June 17, 200420 yr my wife and i told him we were taking him for a physical, little does he know its really a drug test. If the results are positive for anything he isn't coming home Let him know that he's required by law to piss into the cup. He may have been told by amateur internet lawyers that he's an autonomous individual with patient confidentiality rights. I've been a lawyer for HMOs for fifteen years, and you can assure that little shit that he not only has to piss into the cup, but it will be perfectly legal for you to break his nose with a fire extinguisher when he tests positive for the marijuana. This is called tough love. "Tough love is enough love," I always say.
June 17, 200420 yr that's dumb dental...as long as he doesn't take your money or stuff to buy drugs, who cares...you can't control everything your kids do...unless you love communism <3
June 17, 200420 yr my wife and i told him we were taking him for a physical, little does he know its really a drug test. If the results are positive for anything he isn't coming home for pot? wow, if you were my dad i'd have you stuffed in a suitcase down the Hudson by now.
June 17, 200420 yr my wife and i told him we were taking him for a physical, little does he know its really a drug test. If the results are positive for anything he isn't coming home Wow, he maybe lies to you. So you lie to him. The whole "Do as I say, Not as I do" will get you no where. If you can't tell if your kid is using drugs maybe you should start being a better father.
