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JayMac474: hi

Pooty Gurl 69:hey

Pooty Gurl 69:asl?

JayMac474: 17/m/pa

JayMac474: U?

Pooty Gurl 69:18/f/SF

JayMac474: do you have a pic

Pooty Gurl 69:sure hold on

Pooty Gurl 69 wants to directly connect.JayMac474 is now directly connected.Pooty Gurl 69:wewt

JayMac474: send your pic

JayMac474: yeah

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6827/ashley.jpg

JayMac474: you are sexy

Pooty Gurl 69:thx

Pooty Gurl 69:u have a pic?

JayMac474: yeah

*Pic of some chubby faced loser inserted*

JayMac474: sorry about the back ground

Pooty Gurl 69:hey ur not so bad

JayMac474: really

Pooty Gurl 69:ya

JayMac474: do you want to cyber

Pooty Gurl 69:well

Pooty Gurl 69:I dont cyber much

Pooty Gurl 69:but here goes...

JayMac474: niether do i

Pooty Gurl 69:and btw

Pooty Gurl 69:feel free to correct me on anything I do stupid

Pooty Gurl 69:how tall r u?

JayMac474: 5

JayMac474: 10

JayMac474: how tall are you

Pooty Gurl 69:about 5'6"

Pooty Gurl 69:what kind of girls do u like?

JayMac474: i like blond hair blue eyes girls that dont cheat on there guy and someone who i can talk to and appriciats what i do for them

Pooty Gurl 69:oooo good answer

JayMac474: what do you like in a guy

Pooty Gurl 69:I like guys who don't cheat, like to cuddle and such

Pooty Gurl 69:and of course they have to have something b/t their ears

JayMac474: hey i love to cuddle

JayMac474: sit and watch movies

Pooty Gurl 69:what kind of movies?

JayMac474: i like scary movies and comedy

JayMac474: what about you

Pooty Gurl 69:action

Pooty Gurl 69:action porno,

Pooty Gurl 69:and also some good violence

JayMac474: what

Pooty Gurl 69:I <3 Ahnold.....

JayMac474: cool

JayMac474: you like porno

Pooty Gurl 69:sometimes

Pooty Gurl 69:Sex Commandoes was funny as fuck

JayMac474: nicd

JayMac474: nice i dont know ,many girls who will say they like porno

JayMac474: can i ask you something and you wont get mad

Pooty Gurl 69:go ahead

JayMac474: do you like girls

Pooty Gurl 69:well

Pooty Gurl 69:the female body does look nice

Pooty Gurl 69:but I think I'd prefer manliness instead

JayMac474: that is cool

JayMac474: so do you have any other pic

Pooty Gurl 69:well

Pooty Gurl 69:I'm a bit embarrassed by it

JayMac474: why

Pooty Gurl 69:I put it on ratemythong.com

Pooty Gurl 69:and instantly regretted it

JayMac474: please send it to me

*Pic from same girl from ratemythong.com inserted* Pooty Gurl 69:I look fat in that pic

JayMac474: you look good

Pooty Gurl 69:thx

JayMac474: you have a nice ass if you dont mind me saying

Pooty Gurl 69:thanks..... :D

Pooty Gurl 69:ok

JayMac474: what size chest do you have

Pooty Gurl 69:about a C i guess

JayMac474: nice

JayMac474: ok

JayMac474: so do you masturbate

Pooty Gurl 69:a lot

Pooty Gurl 69:a HELL of a lot

Pooty Gurl 69:u like to choke the chicken once in a while?

JayMac474: really

JayMac474: yeah i am a guy

Pooty Gurl 69:well

JayMac474: i wish you were here to choke my chicken

Pooty Gurl 69:lol

Pooty Gurl 69:how big r u

JayMac474: 9" inchs or 10

Pooty Gurl 69:holy

Pooty Gurl 69:I heard the average was like 6

Pooty Gurl 69:damn

Pooty Gurl 69:you are a big boy....

JayMac474: yeah

JayMac474: are you a virgin

Pooty Gurl 69:yep

JayMac474: have you done any thing with a guy

Pooty Gurl 69:other than hold hands briefly

Pooty Gurl 69:no

Pooty Gurl 69:I don't know how it feels inside me :-(

JayMac474: well i would put it inside you if i could

Pooty Gurl 69:I'll take that as a compliment

JayMac474: ok

JayMac474: would you give head do you thing

JayMac474: think

Pooty Gurl 69:it certainly looks fun

JayMac474: spit or swollow

Pooty Gurl 69:iono

Pooty Gurl 69:if it tastes alrigth I guess I would

JayMac474: ok

JayMac474: are you shaved

Pooty Gurl 69:I trim a lil

Pooty Gurl 69:I don't like all the interference

Pooty Gurl 69:plus it looks ugly as hell

JayMac474: what do you mean interference

Pooty Gurl 69:if a girl doesn't trim

Pooty Gurl 69:then

Pooty Gurl 69:depending on how her hair grows

Pooty Gurl 69:she might have a lil trouble moving her fingers around

Pooty Gurl 69:o

Pooty Gurl 69:I have a lil secret

Pooty Gurl 69:I dont tell anyone online this usually

Pooty Gurl 69:guess what my secret it

JayMac474: what

JayMac474: tell me

Pooty Gurl 69:hold on

JayMac474: how long do i have to hold on

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/383/hello4.jpg

JayMac474: you fucking fag

Pooty Gurl 69:AHAHAHAHAAHAH

JayMac474 direct connection is closed.Pooty Gurl 69:ladies and gentlemen, this is why u don't cyber

JayMac474: FUCK YOU YOU FLAMING FAG

JayMac474 signed off at 8:42:15 PM.

 

 

 

Me = pooty gurl

ya sorry it ain't original. but hey I was bored....
Chink']

JayMac474: what size chest do you have

Pooty Gurl 69:about a C i guess

 

 

Im surprised he didnt see it comming after that.

I also lold

wow im posting a lot today...

 

but anyhow

 

THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!

i liked it a lot...goatse was such a turn-on i duno why that fag just went away.. :jerkit2:

that is worth a riffel
rifk that kid is online right now. someone should go mess with him :bowrofl:
Boring, old and stupid.
Boring, old and stupid.

faggot

Boring, old and stupid.

Haha is that you in that sig? You look like an ICP faggot. Go shoot yourself in the head you cum rag.

lol too be honest i dindt even expect the goatse pic to come up that was funny as hell gj on that one
Haha is that you in that sig? You look like an ICP faggot. Go shoot yourself in the head you cum rag.

 

I'm afraid you're mistaking. It's [myg0t] Opter.

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