Screenor;638130']So jealous of your first date. I usually only get to fuck them on my first dates' date=' but a hug? God damn man you're lucky.[/quote']

 

You misunderstood the comment. I dont care that you date whores that gave you the clap and other STDs on the first date, my comment, ''Your just jealous'' was directed simply at the fact that I'm correct and I'm not in the friend zone. R4einy reacted in disgust, ''how could I ever be wrong?'' so he replied to my comment about being correct and him not.

 

You are more dumb than the average retard who flails his arms in class and makes loud obnoxious noises in the middle of class.

 

:emot-damn:

doomer in the middle

 

http://www.wellcultured.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fickle.jpg

Whatever. Shes the only one that hasnt left me in fear of my autistic aspergery self.

 

None of you could understand.

http://i.imgur.com/tDbuu.jpg

You misunderstood the comment. I dont care that you date whores that gave you the clap and other STDs on the first date, my comment, ''Your just jealous'' was directed simply at the fact that I'm correct and I'm not in the friend zone. R4einy reacted in disgust, ''how could I ever be wrong?'' so he replied to my comment about being correct and him not.

 

You are more dumb than the average retard who flails his arms in class and makes loud obnoxious noises in the middle of class.

 

:emot-damn:

 

My social skills are clearly superior to you. As I've been laid and don't have std's. Which btw they're now called sti's. If you were capable of having a social crowd you'd be up to date on such norms. How old are you for your first date btw? I hope nothing over 15.

 

Edit: Just read the first post. lol @ not kissing a girl at 18. Even Minkey defeated that obstacle rifk.

Edited July 15, 201113 yr by [myg0t]Screenor

Screenor;638135']My social skills are clearly superior to you. As I've been laid and don't have std's. Which btw they're now called sti's. If you were capable of having a social crowd you'd be up to date on such norms. How old are you for your first date btw? I hope nothing over 15.

 

Edit: Just read the first post. lol @ not kissing a girl at 18. Even Minkey defeated that obstacle rifk.

 

lol minkey even -virgin'd himself :emot-fry:

LOVE ADVICE FROM MYG)T FORUMS

 

 

MAKES ME LAUGH

 

:emot-chord:

I sometimes feel like becoming the next Columbine Shooter hero. ahah. I was mad pissed that the bombs in the lunch room didnt go off, think of how many people could of died? also they were bad shots, they wounded too many people, unless they were sadistic and loved to see them in pain and fear. Anyway, YEA I'm 18, I never had any interest in dating or any of that shit, I just didn't see it as top priority, I just wasn't into that shit, I just didn't care to be honest. Ironically, the I'm pursuing I use to troll her facebook and harass her on my space 3 years ago. Then one day she just gives me her number and we hang out, we quickly find out that we're almost alike.

 

The second time we hung out, I took her on our first date. I wasn't comfortable with kissing her or anything so early, I wanna take this slow and easy and get to know her more. I honestly dont give a fuck about most things in life. ah.

Edited July 16, 201113 yr by DøøMēŕ.Ð

I sometimes feel like becoming the next Columbine Shooter hero. ahah. I was mad pissed that the bombs in the lunch room didnt go off, think of how many people could of died? also they were bad shots, they wounded too many people, unless they were sadistic and loved to see them in pain and fear. Anyway, YEA I'm 18, I never had any interest in dating or any of that shit, I just didn't see it as top priority, I just wasn't into that shit, I just didn't care to be honest. Ironically, the I'm pursuing I use to troll her facebook and harass her on my space 3 years ago. Then one day she just gives me her number and we hang out, we quickly find out that we're almost alike.

 

The second time we hung out, I took her on our first date. I wasn't comfortable with kissing her or anything so early, I wanna take this slow and easy and get to know her more. I honestly dont give a fuck about most things in life. ah.

 

who doesn't have interest in vagina at that age or any age for that matter?

rambo;638155']who doesn't have interest in vagina at that age or any age for that matter?

 

Remember, I have a mild form of sociopathic, cynical autism (Aspergers). Dont get me wrong I looked up tons of porn and shit as a kid, I just had no interest in obtaining the real thing. The ironic thing is, I looked up so much hentai, that my date has big porn star hentai tits, not saggy at all, perky and amazing. Im so blessed.

Edited July 16, 201113 yr by DøøMēŕ.Ð

I also failed to mention that she drinks alcholic beverages' date=' smokes, and smokes weed. I dont do any of that shit, she said its refreshing to be with somebody who doesn't do that shit, her friends do of course. I dont care that she does that type of shit, I dont judge her and she doesn't judge me either.[/quote']

 

You don't drink or smoke? What the fuck is wrong with you?! :emot-ughh:

must be a troll thread

Remember' date=' I have a mild form of sociopathic, cynical autism (Aspergers). Dont get me wrong I looked up tons of porn and shit as a kid, I just had no interest in obtaining the real thing. The ironic thing is, I looked up so much hentai, that my date has big porn star hentai tits, not saggy at all, perky and amazing. Im so blessed.[/quote']

that is not irony, in fact, its quite the opposite

 

also post pix

rambo;638155']who doesn't have interest in vagina at that age or any age for that matter?

 

 

i had my first sex when i was 8

doomed or wtf ur name is,,,, true or false, i can tell by ur sig you never have been laid and/or you never will, true,,,,,, true or false you couldnt get laid in a whore house with a fist full of 50$,,,true,,, hep c your way out of this thread

Edited July 17, 201113 yr by w33d

i lost my virginity when i was 12

 

 

 

 

to my right hand

i lost my virginity when i was 12

 

Getting plowed by your drunk uncle does not count. Maybe you lost your childhood that day, but not your virginity.

well, i took her to at around late 6pm dinner then movies at 8pm. Now 11pm we went downtown, its a small town and its dead at night. So we went and hung around 3 different grave yards. Then we sat down in this lonely courtyard and talked about our lives and what we want to do in the future. Then went to the park (before the park, we got 2 redbull drinks that I bought for us two) till 2 am and I confessed my feelings towards her. She said I have potential and we should hang out more. (ps she likes me too). (She accepted my date after we hung out once fyi) (shes open minded and so am I, we have deep conversations, shes also not a whore but shes poor and im rich kinda). (she had sex with this dude she would never date weeks ago and now he doesnt even talk to her (chaching!)

 

When she drove me home at 3am, we hugged and that was it for the evening. She told me to txt her tomorrow before I left the car.

 

How do you guys and girls think I did?

 

Im 18 and shes 17.

 

I also failed to mention that she drinks alcholic beverages, smokes, and smokes weed. I dont do any of that shit, she said its refreshing to be with somebody who doesn't do that shit, her friends do of course. I dont care that she does that type of shit, I dont judge her and she doesn't judge me either.

 

If this post is legit, then one huge, glaring mistake you made was posting this shit on this site. This forum is only half a notch up from 4chan. Luckily for you, I came across it.

 

Regarding your progress: I'm gonna say it now to get it out of the way. Without you realizing it, you pushed yourself into the friendship zone. Now don't dwell on trying to win her over again, accept the mistake and learn from it.

 

If a girl is into you, she's not gonna talk about her sex life to a guy she wants to fuck. Also, sounds like your date went on too long. Girls aren't as turned on with a guy they spent a lot of initial time with as opposed to the guy they just can't seem to get enough of, ya dig?

 

There are many things I could tell you, but all that needs to be experienced and learnt first-hand for it to truly sink in. There are two main pieces of advice I can offer you.

 

The first one (and I'm not fucking kidding around here) is to let a female friend take you to a gay bar or worse yet (or better, it depends how you look at it) a gay club. As Chris Rock once said, "Every time a man talks to a woman, he's basically saying 'Nice shoes, you want some dick?' or 'I like your earrings. How 'bout some dick?'" In a gay club, you will be hassled to no end by desperate faggots tryin to get their asses pumped, or vice versa. You will truly understand how women feel on a daily basis.

 

Second, never let a woman you like feel as if the date (or any sort of interaction you have with her) revolves around her. Don't be afraid to say "Hey, I'm actually kinda busy, let's talk later," or "It's getting late, I have work in the morning." Be a man, that's what she's looking for in the first place.

 

I'm not claiming to be an expert. If I was, I wouldn't have much of a life.

The Admin;638160']that is not irony, in fact, its quite the opposite

 

also post pix

 

also, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SIG? Srsly, I mean fuck...

r4iney;638201']Getting plowed by your drunk uncle does not count. Maybe you lost your childhood that day' date=' but not your virginity.[/quote'] ROFL!!!

 

 

 

also' date=' WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SIG? Srsly, I mean fuck...[/quote']

 

The Admins SIG: that's called Skull Fucking teh m3nly way.

I honestly dont care anymore, I found out I match the descriptions of the columbine shooters. Looks like I'll be shooting up my school fyi. I'll get this bitch no matter what. smd. :emot-smugissar:

For the many lonely nights to come:

 

http://images.allegrocentral.com/F2/7C/Boyfriend-Pillow-555135-Pillow-555135-PRODUCT-MEDIUM_IMAGE.jpg

I honestly dont care anymore' date=' I found out I match the descriptions of the columbine shooters. Looks like I'll be shooting up my school fyi. I'll get this bitch no matter what. smd. :emot-smugissar:[/quote']

 

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1152/130388113735.jpg

r4iney;638201']Getting plowed by your drunk uncle does not count. Maybe you lost your childhood that day' date=' but not your virginity.[/quote']

 

don't you mean my grandpa?

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/1152/130388113735.jpg

 

buahahhaha