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ok so this is my story of a really wierd day yesterday.

ok i woke up and went to my front yard and startd smoking my usual 7 bowls of opium to start the day with because who really belives that breakfast the most imprtant meal of the day yea right thas bs real men startt their day w/opium. k so as im finishing up my sixth bowl of opium they sky went all grey and the sun disapeerd and i was like whoa wtf but i just kept smokin my opium so after i was done with that the sky was completely blak so i had to get a falshlight so i went into my house and got it from my counter in my kitchen turned it on and decided to go outside. suddenly the nieghborhood coke dealers there were like 5 of them they came from around the corner and demanded all my money i told them i didnt have any and they were like ok so they jsut left then there was a hole in the sky and a ufo came towards me and asked me to make them a nuclear bomb so i was like ok ill try so i mixed toghethr some food coloring, salt, ice, and eggs and i was like here you go and they were like thanx man and i was like what do you need it for anyways and they were like to blow up earth so i was like omg just like in bugs bunny rifk. but i dint stop them because i thouhgt it would be funny so for some reason i went to my old high school and saw my prinicapal dancing like in monty python kickng people and stuff then he started beating up the teachers and i was like wtf rifk lol. yea so then after that i went home to chill w/ some homis and my friend alex brought some weed over but the weed was red i was like wtf oh well then i got mad and told him to get out of my house and so he left then and i went to the bathroom and there was a raccon in my toilet so i kicked it and it flew out the window then i went outside and these zombies were cahsing me so i pulled out my sawd off and shot them up and killed them then i slipped on some ice growing on my grass and hit my head and woke up the next day everyhting was normal again and i was like whoa yea i knew that was gonna be a wierd day

 

thx 4 listening

ok so this is my story of a really wierd day yesterday.

ok i woke up and went to my front yard and startd smoking my usual 7 bowls of opium to start the day with because who really belives that breakfast the most imprtant meal of the day yea right thas bs real men startt their day w/opium. k so as im finishing up my sixth bowl of opium they sky went all grey and the sun disapeerd and i was like whoa wtf but i just kept smokin my opium so after i was done with that the sky was completely blak so i had to get a falshlight so i went into my house and got it from my counter in my kitchen turned it on and decided to go outside. suddenly the nieghborhood coke dealers there were like 5 of them they came from around the corner and demanded all my money i told them i didnt have any and they were like ok so they jsut left then there was a hole in the sky and a ufo came towards me and asked me to make them a nuclear bomb so i was like ok ill try so i mixed toghethr some food coloring, salt, ice, and eggs and i was like here you go and they were like thanx man and i was like what do you need it for anyways and they were like to blow up earth so i was like omg just like in bugs bunny rifk. but i dint stop them because i thouhgt it would be funny so for some reason i went to my old high school and saw my prinicapal dancing like in monty python kickng people and stuff then he started beating up the teachers and i was like wtf rifk lol. yea so then after that i went home to chill w/ some homis and my friend alex brought some weed over but the weed was red i was like wtf oh well then i got mad and told him to get out of my house and so he left then and i went to the bathroom and there was a raccon in my toilet so i kicked it and it flew out the window then i went outside and these zombies were cahsing me so i pulled out my sawd off and shot them up and killed them then i slipped on some ice growing on my grass and hit my head and woke up the next day everyhting was normal again and i was like whoa yea i knew that was gonna be a wierd day

 

thx 4 listening

 

YOU DID THIS ALL....WHILE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR AT A PARTY WHILE KIDS WERE DRAWING PENISES ON YOUR FACE.

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he is obviously telling the truth >: ( blargh
never read the story because it was 2 long and was prob bullshit anyways, but i like your user name (gandhi), i use that somtimes when sheild raging in cs claiming im haveing a none violent protest against the violence in cs
r00tdem0n']never read the story because it was 2 long and was prob bullshit anyways' date=' but i like your user name (gandhi), i use that somtimes when sheild raging in cs claiming im haveing a none violent protest against the violence in cs[/quote']

 

ya, reading is gay

 

especially reading long shit, thats gayer

rifl

 

non violent protest

do what your doing in you sig

but then

pull out knife and speedknife right thru the line of them

they will be like omg wra

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