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ok so this morning i woke up at 10, i scratched my hairy balls then proceeded to the washroom. i look myself in the mirror, i saw an ugly messy hair nerd, it was me. Anyway I took a long piss because of all the cum I drank last night from my tranny girlfriend. I quickly turn on the shower, took my sexy thongs off. Half way through the shower, I start to put 2 fingers up my sexy ass then proceed to stroke it, after I start to masterbate. after 5 minutes, i cum all over my hand, I start to lick my hands, let the cum drip all over my mouth. Anyway after the shower I got dressed up, a pink thong with a white tanktop and jeans. As soon as I walked out the door, I smoked a joint of weed mixed with some PCP/Coke. I finished the whole joint as soon as I got to the bus stop. Next thing I know is that everything is in slow motion, then there was this sexy lady about 19 years old whom I never seen before in the area. So she was like smiling at me, I smiled back. Next thing I know she was naked and so was I. she took out a condom and some lube, put it on her 8 inch long dick. Then she made me bend over and doggy style me on the bus bench, it felt like I was gonna shit. After a long pentration she was back to dressed and so was i. The bus arrived, it was weird because the bus was fill with all trannies I had slept with or met in the club, they all said "hii tommy (my name) why haven't you return my call" then they started to chase after me, I couldn't get the door to open, the bus driver wasn't there for some reason. Next thing I know there was a dick in my ass, two in my mouth, one in my each hand, 3 trannies took turn to suck my 5 inch dick. *boom* I was laying against a window... i must've fell asleep and there were blood all over my face and shoulder, the blood came from my face when I hit my head on the window. I see some alien-like people came over to me speaking gibberish then "are you okay?" i was yeah im fine then I look out the window, it was like a scene from de_dust, then I start to hear guns shooting, I went to hide under the chair, i pissed my pants then I see some counter-terrorist came on the bus and walking toward me. I got scared I tried to run away but my legs couldn't move. Next thing I know is that hot trannies pornstar holding my arms and taking me to their bedroom, they proceed to taking turn sucking my 5 inch dick, it felt so good I was laying on a bed of spikes, then I felt pain in my ass, it my dog fucking me, he had a warm, big, red cock and it felt so good. Next thing I know I blacked out for a while (not sure when) I woke up in a pile of panaeolus cyanescens, there were like thousands of them, I quickly grab bunch of them put them into my pants, pockets, everywhere i can think of. few minutes later I see the lady ghost from "the ring movie" she was crawling out of the mushroom walking toward me, I got scared I start to run, then she stand up, look me in the eye, I blacked out again. I woke up in a room, it was white painted wall, a window, a door, a coffee table, and a bed, it was my old house's room, I start to walk around then the wall start to drip blood, it got so much then the room became a pool, I start to panick, I swim down the pile of nasty salty blood and try to open the door, it was locked, I went up to the surface, swimming toward the window, then the pool of blood dissappeared, the door was open, I waked toward the door then a ghost in white with long black hair flew by, I quickly closed the door and ran to the corner shivering, then the room became so hard I couldn't see a thing. I took out the lighter I used for my joint, I light it, the room was filled with rainbow color then bunch of rats ran into the room toward me. I start to jump on all of them, they squished like a bug and green blood was all over the floor and my shoes. *boom* something hard hit on my hard, I blacked out. I woke up again it was in my room, I had the joint in my hand burning my part of my skins off, I quickly threw it away then i became a pencil, I looked around my room, it looked fine, I walked to up stairs, it was endless walks, I just keep on walking, the stairs never ends, I got tired so I lay down, I was too tired then I felt down the stairs, I broke one my arm and sprained my legs, I went to look for my brother or sister, they weren't home, I was in pain then I went to the phone use my other arm dial 911, then someone answer "hey~ who is this?" I was like "tommy" shes like "why haven't you return my phone calls?" I quickly hang up was like "wtf?" I walked back to my room thinking about my girl - maria, I start to jerk myself, then someone knocking at my door, it was maria, she was naked and with bigger breasts when I had sex with her a while ago.. she quickly push me into the bed, I hit on the bed so hard I blacked out, all I could hear was "hello? tommy? hello?" then it echos... then I woke up, drink some beer then go to sleep again.

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Yeah, and its not even bad enough that its bullshit, but its not funny either. I sincerely hope this person dies of cancer.

ha after reading the first 2 lines i can already tell this story is bullshit.

NOTIHNG GETS PAST YOU SIR

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was this an attempt to rage someone becuz unless someone yells in caps go die or says something in caps u havnt reaged anyone. if u dont get death threats no one is raged.
Is the whole fucking forums gone insane. Is it like this regularly? Since I just joined I must know!
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Is the whole fucking forums gone insane. Is it like this regularly? Since I just joined I must know!

 

no you are the crazy one here :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

STFU 502 Gateway/Leftover Weed.
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