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Direct CTRL + V from my Everquest guild's forum.

 

While adventuring in the dungeon of Paldual Caverns, I happened to run across a rather curious looking human. I could tell this particular human was not having that grand of a day, so as any Flower would do I decided to make him happy!

 

Sadly, as with all all of my attempts at succeeding, this one also failed miserably... he didn't get too happy :oops:.

 

http://members.cox.net/0sitting/happy1.jpg

 

Losing my Flowerly sense of restraint under the constant barrage of his unhappiness, I could not stop myself from also playing "internet tough guy".

 

http://members.cox.net/0sitting/happy2.jpg

 

In a daring act of one-upmanship, he offered me to settle this dispute in real life!

 

http://members.cox.net/0sitting/happy3.jpg

 

Being a man to not let himself be bested, I quickly launched my elf-like hands at my telephone and swiflty dialed his number (with *67 so I showed up anonymous).

 

Our conversation went as such:

Him: 'ello

Me: HAHA STUPID ANTI LOLOLOLOLOLOL

*3 seconds of silence so I click*

 

I later received a tell from him, he told me I sound like a 12 yearold :cry:. I would not allow him to have this impression on me, so I quickly called him back.

 

This conversation was rather different.. it went like:

Me: Stupid anti

Him: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, IF YOU GREW A PAIR OF TESTICLES THAT WOULD BE FUCKING MIRACULOUS, I HAVE KILLED MEN BEFORE AND I WOULD KILL YOU TOO, THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER BE LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO AFTER I KICK YOUR ASS!

 

He said MANY MANY more angsty things, but unfortunately I didn't hear them all because I couldn't stop laughing :cry:

 

It is very sad talking to him because he is always so angry, but I encourage all of you to try and change his evil anti ways!

get zuzu and val0d to prank him

 

 

or how about you do it yourself?

 

 

just a thought

Yeah that's my EQ guild :P
or how about you do it yourself?

 

 

just a thought

 

Maybe because they'll record it or something.

Ha! I just called the numeber. Anyone know of a good host where i can upload the .mp3?
Have aim? I'll host it.

HOLY FUCK! i called and at first he seemed scared;

 

him: hello?

me: hey fucker, you playing everquest?

him: um i think you have the wrong number.

me: so your just an internet tough guy. huh?

him: you have the wrong number, sorry.

:HANGS UP:

 

2nd call

 

him: hello (distraught voice)

me: tough guy over internent, pussy in real life huh?

him: fuck you, if you want to come over and quote PK me IRL, cmon, ill be ready!

me: what are you gonna do? stab me with your elf sword?

him: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! ILL EVEN GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS!

me: i got yo address nigga! (i tell him his address)

him: well ill tell you what boy, if you wanna come over and settle this ill put a bullet right between your eyes, nigga! (mocking my previous use of the owrd "nigga")

me: im not black, nigger

him: im not a fucking nigger, come over right now! (EXTREMLY RAGED!)

me: only if you got your elf ears on, sexy boy.

him:fuck you faggot!

:HANGS UP:

 

 

:bowrofl: SO FUCKING FUNNY! im gonna save his number in my cell phoe and call him everynight. he'll probably end up killing himself, most EQ players are very unstable.

His phone company is apparently "tracing" the calls and the police is involved in the matter...HAHAAA!
Phone companys Tracing the calls to the number HE HIMSELF gave out to somebody over the internet. Do I smell BS?
HOLY FUCK! i called and at first he seemed scared;

 

him: hello?

me: hey fucker, you playing everquest?

him: um i think you have the wrong number.

me: so your just an internet tough guy. huh?

him: you have the wrong number, sorry.

:HANGS UP:

 

2nd call

 

him: hello (distraught voice)

me: tough guy over internent, pussy in real life huh?

him: fuck you, if you want to come over and quote PK me IRL, cmon, ill be ready!

me: what are you gonna do? stab me with your elf sword?

him: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! ILL EVEN GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS!

me: i got yo address nigga! (i tell him his address)

him: well ill tell you what boy, if you wanna come over and settle this ill put a bullet right between your eyes, nigga! (mocking my previous use of the owrd "nigga")

me: im not black, nigger

him: im not a fucking nigger, come over right now! (EXTREMLY RAGED!)

me: only if you got your elf ears on, sexy boy.

him:fuck you faggot!

:HANGS UP:

 

 

:bowrofl: SO FUCKING FUNNY! im gonna save his number in my cell phoe and call him everynight. he'll probably end up killing himself, most EQ players are very unstable.

i think he can screw you with the police, not sure...

i called too.....prank call....from an FDA building

i didnt *67 cuz most ppl dont pick up blocked calls.

(sorry for my horrible spelling i just woke up...plus i cant spell)

him:hello

me: Hello this is a representitive from the Food and drug accociation.

him:....okay

me: Recently a bad truck of milk went out to ur area and we just want to call and make sure u havent purchased any milk from May 17, to now.

him: umm, i dont know what this is about, but i got milk since then.

me:i told u what its about, pay attention nigger.

him: exuse me? what the fuck? who the fuck is this.

me:( trying to sound like samual L jackson) ITS THE MUTHERFUCKIN FDA YA PUNK ASS WHITE BOY!

him: FUCK U U NIGGER ILL KILL YOU AND UR FREINDS

me: ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER! DO U SPEAK IT?

me: ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER! DO U SPEAK IT?

me: ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER! DO U SPEAK IT?

me: ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER! DO U SPEAK IT?

him: SHUT THE FUCK UP, and tell me this, who the f-(i cut him off with more yelling)

me: ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER! DO U SPEAK IT?

me: ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER! DO U SPEAK IT?

-click-

 

i recorded it but it sounds awful cuz i used a toy my lil bro had, wanna those talk backs or something....

i think he can screw you with the police, not sure...

how so? hes the one who said hed shoot me between the eyes, i just asked if he wore elf ears. plus i blocked my number, and im in california, while he is in mass.

 

im not gonna screw with him everyday, just once in a while, if you call him everyday pretty soon he'll just change his number and ruin my fun.

http://members.cox.net/0sitting/happy1.jpg

 

laff @ full metal jacket quote rip

 

 

ROFL he was quoting SO MUCH fmj the second time I called him.

i just called and talked to his girl friend. i was real polite saying i was apart of the clan [myg0t]. i told her that if he came on forums and made a request to take down his phone number that we would. she said that she really wanted to clear this matter up because people have been calling all day, and she'll get her boyfriend to do it when he comes home from the gym. she told me hes some ex-marine so that explaines all the full metal jacket quotes. so expect a thread by him later tonight, hopfully, cause that shit will be funny. :ughkiss:
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