HEY MOTHER FUCKERS..IM in MASS>.OMG..im going 2 call him fucking collect WOOOOt

 

 

i wonder..if he would beat my ass if he found out where i live :shrug:

i bet a mean kick in the crotch would put his ex-marine monkey ass down....

Call back and let him know the forums he needs to post this on are the ones at notacult.com plz?

Haven't seen him on EQ and he might have disserviced the phone..

 

BUMP CUZ HE'S GAY

u guyz are great...

im wiping tears from laughing at this shit...

is his phone disco im gonna call him..

Fuzzy']Direct CTRL + V from my Everquest guild's forum.

 

While adventuring in the dungeon of Paldual Caverns, I happened to run across a rather curious looking human. I could tell this particular human was not having that grand of a day, so as any Flower would do I decided to make him happy!

 

Sadly, as with all all of my attempts at succeeding, this one also failed miserably... he didn't get too happy :oops:.

 

http://members.cox.net/0sitting/happy1.jpg

 

Losing my Flowerly sense of restraint under the constant barrage of his unhappiness, I could not stop myself from also playing "internet tough guy".

 

http://members.cox.net/0sitting/happy2.jpg

 

In a daring act of one-upmanship, he offered me to settle this dispute in real life!

 

http://members.cox.net/0sitting/happy3.jpg

 

Being a man to not let himself be bested, I quickly launched my elf-like hands at my telephone and swiflty dialed his number (with *67 so I showed up anonymous).

 

Our conversation went as such:

Him: 'ello

Me: HAHA STUPID ANTI LOLOLOLOLOLOL

*3 seconds of silence so I click*

 

I later received a tell from him, he told me I sound like a 12 yearold :cry:. I would not allow him to have this impression on me, so I quickly called him back.

 

This conversation was rather different.. it went like:

Me: Stupid anti

Him: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, IF YOU GREW A PAIR OF TESTICLES THAT WOULD BE FUCKING MIRACULOUS, I HAVE KILLED MEN BEFORE AND I WOULD KILL YOU TOO, THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER BE LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO AFTER I KICK YOUR ASS!

 

He said MANY MANY more angsty things, but unfortunately I didn't hear them all because I couldn't stop laughing :cry:

 

It is very sad talking to him because he is always so angry, but I encourage all of you to try and change his evil anti ways!

 

RIFK LOFL I CAN WRITE RUDE WORDS IN CAPS LOL OMFG!!!!!! :wow:

That was a rip-off of OMP's rages fag try harder next time

RIFK LOFL I CAN WRITE RUDE WORDS IN CAPS LOL OMFG!!!!!! :wow:

That was a rip-off of OMP's rages fag try harder next time

stfu, its quality rage. you wouldnt know anything about that though.