Posted June 26, 200420 yr well....u guys also know me as sh0plifter which kept talking about the ati 9800 xt plan on sh0plifting it from frys. SO this is how it went.... one day after school......me and my friend went to Frys. I had a backpack on but he didnt and we got in ok. Anyways on our way we got a motherboard ,because the boxes are huge and when we went to the video card section we got the ati 9800 xt and put it right under the motherboard box. We kept walking causally not making any obvious signs looking at other objects on the shelves. Then we got to the tv area where theres and extra hallway where the people that work there keep the merchendise that have just been delivered by the truck. That area has no camera views. So i went in there and i dropped my backpack in between the fucken boxes. Then i kept walking forward as my friend with the video card put it in fast. Then i came back and i got the backpack and put it back on my back like it was before. After that we walked casually towards the exit. The plan was more complicated at first but im too lazy to type so much. Anyways on our way to the exit we left the motherboard on the shelf like we didnt need it and kept walking. Just when we were about to exit there was this guy next to us and his radio was on really loud which allowed us to hear this "The video card is in the backpack, I repeat, the video card is in the backpack, be ready to take them in custody in the parking lot". I was like shit , and i stopped in tracks. The guy knew we heard the radio so he looked right in my eyes and actually smilleed. I was so fucken scared its not even funny. So me and my friend turn around and head for the emergency exit really fast. When we get there we see like 3 frys workers coming towards us from there and we look around and we see the guy with the radio walking towards us while pointing at us and talking to 2 cops. I knew nothing can happen unless i exited a store with a $499 video card so me and my friend ran fast to the pay area. We went to the cashier that we were really tired and we were carrying the video card in our backpacks cuz our hands really hurt. Anyways we were like " So we gonna buy it". its soo funny cuz that fag bought everything cuz he was a stupid indian . Anyways i was like"Crap i left my wallet in my car...let me get it" And just when im about to leave the guy that had the radio before comes up to us and says" if that;s a video card that is theirs then they should tell the checker at the exit" but i knew it was obvious cuz the video card still had the frys prize on it and seal. so we exited and ran our asses off... Haahhaha funny heh
June 26, 200420 yr Wow shoplifting...i've only gotten caught once doing that. When I was 12 and at toys r us trying to get a video game form behind the counter and run out the store...not a good idea.
June 26, 200420 yr funny the cops didnt do anything cause once you conceal sumthing eg. your bookbag..its stealing
June 26, 200420 yr thats considered stealing just conealing it? Yes its intent to steal, my dads a cop a nigger populatedc ity so niggers do it all thes time in 711
June 26, 200420 yr what the fuck why did t0y post this on offtopic like it was his idea? was it you and t0y?
June 26, 200420 yr http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=1157368 so, either its coco and t0y, c0c0 pretending to be t0y on offtopic *why i have no clue* or t0y trying to be cool on offtopic by using c0c0's lame sotry.. MKAY
June 26, 200420 yr its only intent to steal in some states. anyways so did you and your friend buy the card and motherboard or did u just leave without anything
June 26, 200420 yr didnt we already establish that shoplifting shit is gay, that you should get a job, and that nobody actually cares about your shop lifting stories that are most likely made up bullshit to begin with?
June 27, 200420 yr i only steal candy toys r us is hard u cannot pass unless u throw it over the counter
June 27, 200420 yr if youre gonna steal something get it before it hits the shelf you asses most of these places dont have shit to stop you from walking around the back rooms just put on a collared (not suit) shirt and some khaki shorts and act like some dumbass distributor taking care of your shit i dont need to brag about stealing stuff for you all, but i can guaruntee this will work if you arent a dumbss and if you dont believe me get someone else to do it.
July 2, 200420 yr heres the thing ... those stupid ass security guys arent really allowed to touch yer ass and if they do sock the motherfucker in the face... the easiest way to get anything you want is to walk in like nothing pick it up and walk right out with it.. if someone touches you in the process lay that motherfucker out... walk out the door into a awaitng vehicle and take off.... well thats how good beer runs are down... this one time this asian fool ran after my friend in the rain while i was driving the getaway car and he was all runing after my friend and he slipped and fell on his face and we yelled hha you fuckin gook as we pealed off.... and another time at another gook mart the guy reached for my buddie on the shoulder and he straight elbowed him in the face and we ran ... beer runs rock.... yet another time we be all high on acid..and we sit outside the 7 eleven store and wait for the guy to go in the back and we'd bum-rush in the store grab the whole marlborodisplay of smokes and my other 2 buddies would grab the beer and they guy ran out to come get us and we maced him right in the face! we hit this store several times b4 the macing that was the last time we did it. One time he got in his car and started chasing us around the block and we were hoppin fencing and runnin all around... sigh ....good times...ahh to be young again..
July 2, 200420 yr heres the thing ... those stupid ass security guys arent really allowed to touch yer ass and if they do sock the motherfucker in the face... the easiest way to get anything you want is to walk in like nothing pick it up and walk right out with it.. if someone touches you in the process lay that motherfucker out... walk out the door into a awaitng vehicle and take off.... well thats how good beer runs are down... this one time this asian fool ran after my friend in the rain while i was driving the getaway car and he was all runing after my friend and he slipped and fell on his face and we yelled hha you fuckin gook as we pealed off.... and another time at another gook mart the guy reached for my buddie on the shoulder and he straight elbowed him in the face and we ran ... beer runs rock.... yet another time we be all high on acid..and we sit outside the 7 eleven store and wait for the guy to go in the back and we'd bum-rush in the store grab the whole marlborodisplay of smokes and my other 2 buddies would grab the beer and they guy ran out to come get us and we maced him right in the face! we hit this store several times b4 the macing that was the last time we did it. One time he got in his car and started chasing us around the block and we were hoppin fencing and runnin all around... sigh ....good times...ahh to be young again.. i call shenanigans.
July 2, 200420 yr heres the thing ... those stupid ass security guys arent really allowed to touch yer ass and if they do sock the motherfucker in the face... the easiest way to get anything you want is to walk in like nothing pick it up and walk right out with it.. if someone touches you in the process lay that motherfucker out... walk out the door into a awaitng vehicle and take off.... well thats how good beer runs are down... this one time this asian fool ran after my friend in the rain while i was driving the getaway car and he was all runing after my friend and he slipped and fell on his face and we yelled hha you fuckin gook as we pealed off.... and another time at another gook mart the guy reached for my buddie on the shoulder and he straight elbowed him in the face and we ran ... beer runs rock.... yet another time we be all high on acid..and we sit outside the 7 eleven store and wait for the guy to go in the back and we'd bum-rush in the store grab the whole marlborodisplay of smokes and my other 2 buddies would grab the beer and they guy ran out to come get us and we maced him right in the face! we hit this store several times b4 the macing that was the last time we did it. One time he got in his car and started chasing us around the block and we were hoppin fencing and runnin all around... sigh ....good times...ahh to be young again.. Wow, you're cool guy..
July 2, 200420 yr Wow you go to all that trouble to make yourself look a royal asshat. Well done. Get a job retard.