I posted this on the penny arcade forums a long time ago and it's deleted now but luckily I saved the body text. Post this in any zelda/nintendo/vg-loving website and post the results here please. Also I am an extremely poor typist so you might want to make a lot of changes before you post it, if you post it.

 

 

 

The Zelda series is the most racist I have ever seen. You play as Link, who must save the world from the evil Gannondorf. Now this sounds all innocent enough, but they're is a devious twist.

Link and Zelda both have blue eyes, blonde hair, are tall, and are Hitler's exact envisionment of the "Master Race", the Aryans. Gannondorf, however, is not Aryan, and is also evil. His character traits are a big nose, darkish skin, and he came from the desert after being kicked out by a race of Arabian women called the Gerudo Thieves. He also rose to power through deceit and teachery to the king, and is despised by the common people. And of course Gannondorf also has lots of money and lives in a giant castle, lording over the poor Aryan people. Now which race does this sound like Nintendo is attempting to profile?

In the beginning of the game Zelda warned link that Gannondorf was greedy and would ruin Hyrule, and lo! In the second half of the game Gannondorf indeed ruined the world and plunged it into darkness. Why? Perhaps because Nintendo believes Aryans such as Link and Zelda are the only ones capable of ruling Hryule.

So what does Link do in these dire times? He must defeat the evil semite by gathering the forces of good such as the three gods and the very elements against him. Almost as if Nintendo is implying that we should group together to fight the Semite rulers.

The facts are obvious, but the motives are unclear. Why would Nintendo, a heavily Japanese company, attempt to motivate the youth of America to preform hate crimes against the Jewish minority?

Okay after reading my thread a couple times I'm pretty sure it would be much more effective if you just take a list and compile your own rage-post from it.

 

-Zelda and Link are both Aryan (blue eyes, blonde hair, tall)

-Gannondorf is a Jew (Big nose, dark skin, deceitful to king, was kicked out of desert by Arabs, lives in big castle with lots of money)

-The only way to stop the evil jew is to lead a crusade against him by gathering the elements.

-The gods help Link on his journey, implying that god is on Link's side.

-Gannondorf uses evil magics to try to stop Link

-The symbol on the mirror shield is the symbol of Islam (which hates Jews)

-The common people despise Gannondorf

-Nintendo is trying to gather the youth of America to crusade against the Jews, remember to leave the question open as to why.

-Gannondorf transforms into a giant pig in the final battle (actually made me start laughing when I first saw it)

-Also helping Link are the gorons and the zoras, make your own real-world races for them, E.I the gorons are the norwegians,etc. remember to provide reasons why

 

If anyone has any other Zelda propaganda info please add it to the list.

well the germans and japs were allies in ww2 so im guessing the hate of jews is being reflected in a somehow blind way. uh idk how u thought of this but nice. laff :ughwerd:

Yeah, I know this is meant to be a troll post but if you think about it this really does look like a conspiracy 0_o I R DETECTIVE!