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i had a girlfriend once and we were playing this game in which i stick rotten vegetables in her ears, ass, pussy, etc. i'm kind of sad that you sent us the e-bay link a little late there, buddy, because i would have bought that in a heartbeat to remind me of those fond memories i have with my ex. on a side note, this one time i stuck a fresh banana in her and when i pulled it out, it was covered in this green slime. my guess is that the bacteria from all that rotten fruit multiplied on her insides to create this green discharge (either that or she was cheating on me... cunt). needless to say, i broke up with her soon after.
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i had a girlfriend once and we were playing this game in which i stick rotten vegetables in her ears, ass, pussy, etc. i'm kind of sad that you sent us the e-bay link a little late there, buddy, because i would have bought that in a heartbeat to remind me of those fond memories i have with my ex. on a side note, this one time i stuck a fresh banana in her and when i pulled it out, it was covered in this green slime. my guess is that the bacteria from all that rotten fruit multiplied on her insides to create this green discharge (either that or she was cheating on me... cunt). needless to say, i broke up with her soon after.

Not even reading that bs.

i had a girlfriend once and we were playing this game in which i stick rotten vegetables in her ears, ass, pussy, etc. i'm kind of sad that you sent us the e-bay link a little late there, buddy, because i would have bought that in a heartbeat to remind me of those fond memories i have with my ex. on a side note, this one time i stuck a fresh banana in her and when i pulled it out, it was covered in this green slime. my guess is that the bacteria from all that rotten fruit multiplied on her insides to create this green discharge (either that or she was cheating on me... cunt). needless to say, i broke up with her soon after.

 

dude i think you need a life

i like to shove rotten vegetables up my ass and lie to make myself be popular yukyukyuykyuk
i had a girlfriend once and we were playing this game in which i stick rotten vegetables in her ears, ass, pussy, etc. i'm kind of sad that you sent us the e-bay link a little late there, buddy, because i would have bought that in a heartbeat to remind me of those fond memories i have with my ex. on a side note, this one time i stuck a fresh banana in her and when i pulled it out, it was covered in this green slime. my guess is that the bacteria from all that rotten fruit multiplied on her insides to create this green discharge (either that or she was cheating on me... cunt). needless to say, i broke up with her soon after.

i call shenanigans.

']i like to shove rotten vegetables up my ass and lie to make myself be popular yukyukyuykyuk

 

I shove rotten veggies up my ass. You got a problem with that sir? Maybe I should shove a banana up your ass and you'll see how nice it feels.

bake is the can cake for myg0t
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