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So I was chillin in my house, in my room, smoking a bowl last night like I do all the time. My parents weren't in the house, which doesn't matter because I hardly interact with them, and doing it in my room with a blanket under the door and a window open is just standard crap now, it's been going on for years. Anyway, I wash with some listerine and go downstairs to play videogames or something, and my parents aren't home. They said they would be later. So I'm playing some rainbow six 3 on xbox live and my parents walk through the door. I'm surprised as fuck, I hadn't even put clear eyes in or anything but luckily I played it cool and grabbed my aviators of the table and put them on before they saw me. So I'm talking with my mother, playing it cool, and I feel a burp coming. I was extremely high and didn't even think about the smell of the burp. I burb loud and obnoxiously like usual, and a big cloud of smoke comes out of my mouth, RIGHT infront of my parents. God I was scared.

 

They're like, what's that smell??? I'm like I don't know. They sniff, and my mom's like do you feel ok? I said I felt fine, just normal. She's like, ok. Both parents walk away.

 

What dumbasses.

i know your parents sound very stupid despite the fact they pay for your shelter, feed you, and keep you out of the streets. they may not feed you anymore but i'm guessing if they stopped it was within the last year or so when you got yourself a job.

 

i'm sure they never thought you'd take advantage of them like that.

go quit life.
lol same thing happened to me at the dinner table. i was sitting there with aviators on scarfing down my dinner and i burped out a big ass cloud of smoke. the only thing i could think of at the time was. "wow spicy". my dad just laughed and walked away
xbox is for nubsalads :bj:
I have a feeling your parents knew. What would they do? Say your smoking weed so you can deny it and they have no proof? Give it time..if they care you will get busted.
that shit was prolly awkward as hell and they prolly had no clue on what to say to u so they let it go , but believe me they know and will remeber...
ur parents weren't born yesterday, trust me they aren't as stupid as u think. They might not confront you about it and say "you were smoking weed" because a lot of parents don't know how to confront their kids about it and act like it they don't know and that it isn't happening so don't think ur fuckin james bond or somethin ok.
They know. Parents are smarter than you think. I know that may parents know that I steal some of their beer now and then, but they don't say a thing.
wow... im either burping every time i finish smoking or trying to keep them down infront of people
lol...damn its funny yall think u take advantage of your parents but the truth is they know what ur doing....hmm ur in the room with the door closed with insents..(however the fuck you spell em) lol I sure as hell dont think they think u just want ur room to spell good :sly: either that or ur :jerkit2:
yesterday my friend got busted.... he was stealing money of his moms bag, and she saw it... and its been going on for a while. and she already knew he smoked b4 but she preetends like she didnt know.. well his mom called teh police and more i dont know....

hahah yea that shit happens to me too except not really like that

usually i burp like after 10 mins or whne im done not later and shit

oooooooh i am so sowy tequilla sunrise ur godlyness of me not noing wut why they leave it as rainbow 6 is is jus outstanding i bow to ur pwnage!

 

:bowrofl:

 

Ps: /fag

HEY GYUYSY UR PARENTS NO JUST CUZ THEYU DONT SAY ANYTHING DOESNT MEAN TEH R DONT NO LoL!!! IM JUST TRYNA BE L33T LIKE R EVERYONE ELSE AND TELL U EXACTLY WOT TEH LAST PERSON SAID TO SOUND SMART. CUZ YUOR PARENTS DO NO TRUST ME THEY WILL CONFRONT U LATER TRUST ME THEY WERENT BORN TOMARROW THEY NO TRUST ME
HEY GYUYSY UR PARENTS NO JUST CUZ THEYU DONT SAY ANYTHING DOESNT MEAN TEH R DONT NO LoL!!! IM JUST TRYNA BE L33T LIKE R EVERYONE ELSE AND TELL U EXACTLY WOT TEH LAST PERSON SAID TO SOUND SMART. CUZ YUOR PARENTS DO NO TRUST ME THEY WILL CONFRONT U LATER TRUST ME THEY WERENT BORN TOMARROW THEY NO TRUST ME

 

The only difference is, you're a fucking idiot.

EyeReesh']What dumbasses.

 

Yes, they're obviously the dumbasses, and not you.

last time my got caught smoking, my parents smacked me.

 

by 'parents', i mean 'the police'..... and by 'smacked me', i mean 'shoved a bowl of pudding up my ass'.

 

us po nigz

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