Posted July 8, 200420 yr http://archive.salon.com/audio/nonfiction/2001/07/10/bhicks/index Listen to the mp3s at the end of the page, this guy is a god, he is dead now, but he was a big time anti bush. You can download his stand up from kazaa or other p2p. I suggest to download Bill Hicks-Revelations Here is a great quote from Bill Hicks - revelations Every time I'm here something weird happens. This time Bush lost. Cool. People ask me where I stood politically you know. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy. But that I believe he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet Earth. Yeah, I'm a little a little to the left there, I was. I was leaning that way. Yeah you know who else is going, little Quayle boy. Little Damien. Is that guy Damien? Tell me those blank empty eyes aren't gonna glow red in the very near future. [eyes roll back in head] Stop making jokes about meee. Nrrr. I'll spell potato any fucking way I want. Nrrrr. Rioters in LA, let's nuke them. Bush was a pussy Nrr He held me back. Frightening people man. Bush tried to buy votes towards the end of the election. Goes around, you know, selling weapons to everyone, getting that military industrial complex vote happening for him. Sold 160 fighter jets to Korea and then 240 tanks to Kuwait and then goes around making speeches why he should be Commander-in-Chief because, "We still live in a dangerous world." Thanks to you, you fucker! What are you doing? Last week Kuwaitis had nothing but rocks! They're arming the fucking world man. You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... We looked at the receipts Haar." "Ah but as soon as that cheque clears, we're going in." "What time's the bank open? 8? We're going in at 9." "We're going in for God and country and democracy and here's a foetus and he's a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, let's go. Get motivated behind this, let's go!" Ohoh looks like Mr. Major was on the hot seat there for a second too. Little Iraqgate, little rapscallion he is. "Did we send, did I... did... I'll have to check Maggie's old calendar." What's funny about this. Every one of your papers says that you guys sold Iraq "machine tools"... which Iraq then converted into military equipment. I have news for you folks, a cannon is a machine tool. Your Orwellian language notwithstanding, it's a fucking machine, it's a tool. Our papers in the States have the same thing. We sold Iraq "farming equipment" which Iraq then "converted". How do they do this? "Simsalabim simsalabim aa salabim sim sim sim salabim." Wow! It was a chicken coop, it's now a nuclear reactor!" "This war's for Aladdin." Farming equipment which they converted into military, okay, you got me I'm curious, exactly what kind of farming equipment is this? R.I.P. Bill Hicks Feb. 26, 1994
July 8, 200420 yr Bill Hicks is the fucking shit. I watched one of his standups and this bitch said that he sucked and he went fucking nuts on her and then this dude said it and he's like...whatever.
July 8, 200420 yr what a fucking douche bag. thank god hes dead. pry went to hell where he can complain about god.
July 8, 200420 yr what a fucking douche bag. thank god hes dead. pry went to hell where he can complain about god. are you saying bush is on the same level as god? *Gasp*
July 8, 200420 yr No im saying that guy has his head up his ass and whins about anyone higher in power then him. So for his faggot ass saying shit he deserves to go to hell. And while he is in that shit hole he can complain about god punishing him.
July 8, 200420 yr No im saying that guy has his head up his ass and whins about anyone higher in power then him. So for his faggot ass saying shit he deserves to go to hell. And while he is in that shit hole he can complain about god punishing him. OMFG CHRISTIAN ALERT!!!!!111 plz continue with your opressive statments and close-minded, im-ignorant-to-any-type-of-logic, dipshit moronic way of thought. i would personally like to apologise for your gods death and say that he deserved much better. maybe actually existing would have helped him. heres a site for you shitbag. http://www.nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/DarkBibleContents.htm read around you flaming cockgobbler have a nice day too. bill hicks > that itchy hair right on my chode > you
July 8, 200420 yr The 2nd most popular skit Hicks did was bash religion. Thats why I brought religion up. It doesnt mean Im christian you fucking dumb ass.
July 8, 200420 yr The 2nd most popular skit Hicks did was bash religion. Thats why I brought religion up. It doesnt mean Im christian you fucking dumb ass. shut face now
July 8, 200420 yr I notice people on these forums hate anyone in power who has any sort of morals at all.
