Bring in a shotgun, get him in the head and just leave the scene

welcome to ameria. rule 1 get connections. u goota be funny and to ppl bigger and older than u. they can help kick some ass. try selling guns to ppl u know who will never buy em. i do it all the time. and if they ask how much make a crazy price like standard glock 911 for $700. say u got shipments. make up crazy stuff like u got arrested for gun changes and conceled weapons last summer. i do this all the time. make sure its in public and ppl hear u. no teachers tho. just kids. they'll think ur crazy. make it so u talk to urlsef in the hallways. make it so when there are open class disussions u talk about killing the pres. daughters. look insane i do it all the time. make em think ur crazy. i do it all the time. and no matter what since it a lil late for u go for the temple. i had had a situation a lot worse than this. and all u need to do is the first shot in the tmeple they go down and out. the rest will jump u but let em know the main man after u got knocked the fuck out. and look insane doin it.

 

 

If i only understood wtf is he saying

Who the fuck fights over a girl? His cock is larger than yours, big deal. Nobody thinks you're a pussy if you don't fight over your ex, they think you're a faggot if you do. Real m3n tell the bitch off and fuck their best friend.

 

PS - if you fighting over a girl just throw tampons you pussy

dude some moves for a guy with long hair:

 

attemp to punch him, either left or right hand side of the face, but instead of actually hitting him, grab his hair along the way. This should give him severe pain, at this point you can fuck him up, or it should drop the guy on the floor, at this point you kick his ass.

 

if your fingers are broken or fractures, use you palm every time you attck his face, always try to hit his nose, eyes or lips. When you use your palm, you apply a lot of pressure because of the hit, this will cause terrible pain anywhere you hit. Using your palm than your fist can actually be more dangerous!.

 

Good luck.

This. Is. Fucking. Funny :gaysex: :gaysex:

NWA']Who the fuck fights over a girl? His cock is larger than yours, big deal. Nobody thinks you're a pussy if you don't fight over your ex, they think you're a faggot if you do. Real m3n tell the bitch off and fuck their best friend.

 

PS - if you fighting over a girl just throw tampons you pussy

 

i'd bet girls are probably the number one reason fights happen

im pretty sure they are. damn bitches. anyway all i was saying before was no one fucks with someone who they think might actually stab them or shoot them without thinking about it. most people that say they're gunna stab u wont.

d0wn']i'd bet girls are probably the number one reason fights happen

 

actually i came to the conclusion that booze is actually the number 1

pussy...no one is gonna try to kill you. Be a fucking man.

funny the dude is 15, acting like hes going to die. GROW SOME BALLS, I know you probly unsure of yourself. Seriusly talk alot shit and do not let your gaurd down. Talking shit and acting crazy actualy gets me out of most fights. just don't hesitate when it comes to fuck him up. when its all over pull your dick out and slap his face. :dfinger: WELCOME TO AMERICA ! :dfinger:

you yanks are a bunch of twats sometimes.

welcome to ameria. rule 1 get connections. u goota be funny and to ppl bigger and older than u. they can help kick some ass. try selling guns to ppl u know who will never buy em. i do it all the time. and if they ask how much make a crazy price like standard glock 911 for $700. say u got shipments. make up crazy stuff like u got arrested for gun changes and conceled weapons last summer. i do this all the time. make sure its in public and ppl hear u. no teachers tho. just kids. they'll think ur crazy. make it so u talk to urlsef in the hallways. make it so when there are open class disussions u talk about killing the pres. daughters. look insane i do it all the time. make em think ur crazy. i do it all the time. and no matter what since it a lil late for u go for the temple. i had had a situation a lot worse than this. and all u need to do is the first shot in the tmeple they go down and out. the rest will jump u but let em know the main man after u got knocked the fuck out. and look insane doin it.

 

 

Or.... just don't talk shit?

NWA']Who the fuck fights over a girl? His cock is larger than yours' date=' big deal. Nobody thinks you're a pussy if you don't fight over your ex, they think you're a faggot if you do. Real m3n tell the bitch off and fuck their best friend.[/quote']

 

i second that, just fuck her sister instead

 

or her mom <_< >_> Ultimate ex revenge

ok you guys can flame me, but this works, it is the best, act like your fucking crazy and scare the shit out of him, do this. take a serious face and voice , and say, look buddy, were gonna fight, you can kick my ass, but i am not leaving here without one of your eye's, believe me if you want but it is your eye that is gonna be gone not mine, it worked for me before and scares the shit out of them, and if he doesnt believe you, you might ask, WTF DO I DO NOW!!!11!, solution easy, take his eye.

Fuck the weapons.

 

If you get jumped, you get jumped.

 

Leave the weapons at home and live to fight another day.

dude, if you go in a fight all planed out your gonna get worked, you cant learn how to fight by people telling you, you have to work out, and learn from experience, this isnt fuckign tekken.

 

if the fight does happen use the bottom of your palm with your hand open and smash his nose as hard as you can, this will most likely break or fracture his nose, and even if you have the pussiest hits in the world it will cause pain and will most likely cause him to stumble for a second or to grab his nose, once again, this is if you dont hit like a pussy.

 

once he stumbles or grabs his nose, step back a few steps and spear him to the ground, jump on top of him and try to trap his arms under your knees, if you cant do that just get on top of him and start punching him in the face as fast and as hard as you can, with your adrenaline pumping at this point your punches will be much stronger, and if you are anything like me you will go into a fucking fit of rage and start not thinking about anything but completely fuckign the kid up...

 

goodluck bro even though chances are nothing is going to happen

lol ogod u contradicted yourself quite a bit in that last post

 

1)"dude, if you go in a fight all planed out your gonna get worked, you cant learn how to fight by people telling you" << than u give him a mortal kombat faq on how to use some combo of death on him

 

2)"and even if you have the pussiest hits in the world it will cause pain," than u say, "once again, this is if you dont hit like a pussy." << O.o

 

3)goodluck bro even though chances are nothing is going to happen << smartest thing in your post

 

4) good luck on passing grade 3

bring a gun to school and shoot him. do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

Tell them you will enjoy being touched by them....works every time.

its been 2 days since you posted, did u get an ass whoopin?

well this is what happened tday.....i went to the mall today with my 16 year old friend (big and tall football player) and i saw them tere. There were like 6 of them. They came to me and my friend so i can see him with my ex and be jealous and starred at me. Then they walked away. He wanted to jump me but he saw that i had back up so i guess he pussied out. He might try another time when im alone so im still not totally safe. Lol he thought that i would be jealous but i was with 2 other girls.Lol

lol...im such a noob i cant fucken upload an image......i have it on the pc

take their hits and keep laughing psycho fight club style

then when hes done jump him and scream at him and bleed all over him

you get fucked up but you scare the shit outta them and its funny

omg let them come at you. heres what ya do.

1. let them hit you first. make sure that when you fight back you dont beat the living shit out of them just enough to where they back off and leave. this way they cant press charges they look like pussies for stopping them to piss them off and fuck them over call the police and press charges.

 

2. kick in the nuts if all possible. fighting isnt bout being fair its about pain and seeing the fucking tears rolling down someones eyes as they are suffering on the floor. make sure its your hardest if they throw up you got a bingo! thrust your foot right in the knee this should pretty much fuck there knees up for good and is a really painful thing. trip them and kick in the ribs. good hard punch to the chestplate. theres other things but you might not want the trouble youll have for doing them

 

3. laugh as they run away like the goth fags they are

 

owned k thx

omg let them come at you. heres what ya do.

1. let them hit you first. make sure that when you fight back you dont beat the living shit out of them just enough to where they back off and leave. this way they cant press charges they look like pussies for stopping them to piss them off and fuck them over call the police and press charges.

 

2. kick in the nuts if all possible. fighting isnt bout being fair its about pain and seeing the fucking tears rolling down someones eyes as they are suffering on the floor. make sure its your hardest if they throw up you got a bingo! thrust your foot right in the knee this should pretty much fuck there knees up for good and is a really painful thing. trip them and kick in the ribs. good hard punch to the chestplate. theres other things but you might not want the trouble youll have for doing them

 

3. laugh as they run away like the goth fags they are

 

owned k thx

 

 

your a pussy