actually, i think 1 of th best ways, if u no ur REALly fucked, like 6 guys on u and they aint gonna kill u but beat the shit out of u with there fist, u shud then pull down ur trousers, whip ur cock out and run at them , they wud fucking run far, just imagine someones erect dick running at u, the ultimate thing will be to cum over them, if not just take a piss on them

omg let them come at you. heres what ya do.

1. let them hit you first. make sure that when you fight back you dont beat the living shit out of them just enough to where they back off and leave. this way they cant press charges they look like pussies for stopping them to piss them off and fuck them over call the police and press charges.

 

2. kick in the nuts if all possible. fighting isnt bout being fair its about pain and seeing the fucking tears rolling down someones eyes as they are suffering on the floor. make sure its your hardest if they throw up you got a bingo! thrust your foot right in the knee this should pretty much fuck there knees up for good and is a really painful thing. trip them and kick in the ribs. good hard punch to the chestplate. theres other things but you might not want the trouble youll have for doing them

 

3. laugh as they run away like the goth fags they are

 

owned k thx

 

LOL I PUNCH UR CHESPTLATE WITH MY ARMOR PIERCINGBULLET TAKE THAT I OWN IN MY MECHWARRIOR!11!11

 

There's no such thing as a chest plate, dumbfuck. If you're going to act like you know how to fight at least learn what the shit is called.

 

PS WHEN HE CAME OVER TO SEE IF YOU JEALOUS YOU SHOULD HAVE THROWN DOWN RIGHT THERE JUST TO LET HIM KNOW YOU DONT PLAY YO!1

 

PPS - 6 guys beat 1 geek and 1 jock, any fucking day. They didn't pussy out cause you had backup, they pussied out because they never wanted to kick your ass. You're a pussy thinking everyone OUT TO GET YOU and worst of all you go "I HAD 2 GIRLS LOL" when in actuality, the jock had two girls.

does anyone think this is another case of " im staeling a 9800xt, GIVE ME LOTS OF ATTENTION" fag

just fucking ask for a fight , like come on motherfucker, U wanna beat me ? My dicks hard faggot come on fucking pussy , and when he comes over take his hair and pull him to the ground k, or hit him in the nose with palm ;x

actually, i think 1 of th best ways, if u no ur REALly fucked, like 6 guys on u and they aint gonna kill u but beat the shit out of u with there fist, u shud then pull down ur trousers, whip ur cock out and run at them , they wud fucking run far, just imagine someones erect dick running at u, the ultimate thing will be to cum over them, if not just take a piss on them

 

yea so they kick his ass twice as hard

:ughwerd:

 

now you wont get :owned:

I stopped reading after page 3 but yeah I got jumped recently so I know what to do. If you KNOW they are going to jump you, not 1 v1 then bring friends around where you go. Have a group together, then they wont be as prone to any of his friends jumping in to "help out". I was alone and was fighting him so his friends jumped in, it happens. Have some back just so they dont get any ideas

stay inside on myg0t all day or play some CS but if those filthy bastards come to ur house fuckin blow them to bits with ur invisible rocket launcher or u can just jack off all day :jerkit2:

Okay, this is how you truly fight. ( You may get your ass beat...but every one will see that you won).

 

This fighting style I give Credit to my Friend Alex.

 

Start the fight by throwing the first hit...boom. Now if the guy your fighting happens to be a pussy and starts Crying...Kick him in the balls. Make sure that bastard knows not to fuck with you.

 

Now! If the guy happens to kick your ass allllover the place, and you have no chance of winning...Take the beat down. When the guy is done kicking your ass, and starts to walk away. Stand up.....and say "I fucked your mother"! Once again you have pissed off the other guy. So he gives you another ass beating of your life. Once again he starts to walk away. Thats when you stand and say...."Is that all you got Bitch"!. Repeat these steps till the guy runs out of energy, ( Or until your about to die, which ever comes first ). Than Signal you Friends to woop his ass. He can't run, nore will he be able to fight back.

 

My friend alex, is well known for this type of fighting. Ive seen him Repeat this shit for ALONG TIME. Crazy kid....

 

Tell me if this works for you.....Send me the pIc of your beat down ass.

people are cunts and will never start shit unless they know they will win

i have only been jumped downtown when they outnumbered us by at least 2 guys

 

so if you bring more people than him, he will most certainly back off

 

unless he's mike vallely

then you're fucked

shoot him.

r u really bored that u r making up stories????? wtf are metal heads anyways?

Okay, quit waiting around for him to jump you. You have to attack him. The best thing you can do is find a Nazi parphanelia site, buy a S.S. uniform and a Hitler Youth knife. Dress up in full S.S. uniform, boots and everything, and start marching around school looking for him, then when you see him, pull out your hitler youth pocket knife and run that filthy kike through. Do it for mother Germany, fucker.

 

p.s. write "ZEIG HILE" in his blood, no one will ever fuck with you again.

LMFAO zeig hile

p.s. write "ZEIG HILE" in his blood, no one will ever fuck with you again.

 

 

*Seig Heil

*Seig Heil

 

No sieg heil.

In a situation like this, what you should do is walk up to the ONE that wants to fight, and tell him "If you can talk shit, then you should be able to fight" If he doesnt nothing, or says anything, that isnt remotely usefull Pop that fucker in the mouth. Or Else pussy out..These use to be my kind of people Skinheads can be fuckers, and metal-heads can be too, but they can be resonable too. If all else fails find some Europeans, they are the best fighters on the planets, preferably an irish-man.

lol...im such a noob i cant fucken upload an image......i have it on the pc

 

http://hobonation.com/~dump/

teh tr00 metahl warriors of teh guitar come from the kvlt and kill t3h n0n-tr00! DIE POSER! :dfinger: okok..

 

now to be serious, just.. call the cops.

 

edit: to the person who said "what is a metal head?" that is a person who listens to metal music.. i.e. heavy metal bands but not nu-metal. mmk?

Wow, there's a simple way to do this and no one will ever fuck with you again. Let him hit you first, then just rush up to him and rip his fucking ear off. It's not that hard, for shock value I'd suggest putting the ear in his mouth or just put it in your pocket and start walking away.

 

You could also cut the shit out of the top of your forearms(since there are very few nerve endings) and act all fucking psycho in front of the said person.

thats why guns were invented..use one..

Ima Die Tomorow

 

 

Sweet!!

Sweet!!

shut up nigger

shut up nigger

 

never, chink

Yeah I am new to the forum and this is the first thread I read and all I can say is WOW this is fucking hilarious. But I guess for my two cents I can say that kid must be the biggest fuckin pussy ever if he talks all that shit and gets scared of some freaks with gel and eyeshadow. Make fun of AFI and tell them the fairies that live in their gardens aren't real. And dont give a damn about your "ex" if there is one. She must be ugly as shit to date one of them goth retards. I hate you. :jerkit2: