Posted July 9, 200420 yr Ithaca, NY - Physicists at Cornel-Putnam University (CPU) confirmed yesterday the Holy Grail of Physics, the Grand Unified Theory, is contained in the Half-Life 2 source code. For decades Einstein attempted to weave together all aspects of physics into one grand unified theory, and although he failed many physicists have continued his work, seemingly in vain. The Half-Life 2 source code leaked onto the Internet by an unknown hacker last month after he or she compromised one of the computers it was stored on. This allowed physicists at CPU to analyze the revolutionary physics engine. Dr. Harvey McLeod said in his statement early yesterday, "I overheard one of my students talking in class, about how he was playing the Half-Life 2 beta and how exa the physics engine was. I became intrigued. I didn't think that a computer had the processing power to compute all the different physics equations quickly enough to animate the game flawlessly. I was right, they were just computing one equation." Game Engine Software Engineer at Valve, Jose Garcia discovered the theory. "The game engine ran too slowly. I was assigned the job of speeding it up," he said. "I started out by combining some of the gravity equations with some of the other force equations and found it all started to fit together. After a day, I had fine-tuned the entire physics-animation functions down to four lines of code, which ran a bit faster," he added. Game Engine Development Manager at Valve, David Price released a press briefing later in the day accusing Dr. McLeod of "theft of intellectual property" and "releasing of a trade secret". He went on to state the internal workings of the Half-Life 2 physics engine were the sole property of Valve. Any equations it contained, and anybody creating derivative works or publishing the equation in any way would be sued. Clayton Wilkins, a lawyer for Dr. McLeod, argued the equation cannot be intellectual property because it "describes physics itself, which has existed for 14 billion years from the time of The Big Bang to the present. Dr. McLeod's right to free press governs his publishing of the equation under fair use laws." Lawyers for Valve responded to the arguments by filing a lawsuit against Dr. McLeod and asking a judge for an injunction against his publishing of the equation. Dr. McLeod was stunned by the news. "Where would physics be today if other fundamental equations were copyrighted? E=MC^2 Copyright Albert Einstein, 1917! What of physics? Every theory is built on other theories and if we are legally bound against using the grand unified theory our entire field is in a stalemate. It's not like we can just find another 'one equation, which describes all of physics' there is only one! There can be only one!" http://bbspot.com/News/2003/12/valve_unified_theory.html
July 9, 200420 yr this is pretty fucking interesting. and people said video games will get us nothing.... gg retardintheshed.
July 9, 200420 yr this is pretty fucking interesting. and people said video games will get us nothing.... gg retardintheshed. bbspot is the Onion for retards. There isn't anything stupider that is more obvious, which is why there is no comedy newspaper for you.
July 9, 200420 yr One look at that site and I knew it was fake. If it wasn't, it would have been on CNN and Yahoo.
July 9, 200420 yr It's fake. Google "Cornel-Putnam University". Check out all the sites that come up. For some odd reason they all have something to do with Half-Life 2, but not the university itself. Methinks this school doesn't exist.
July 9, 200420 yr It's fake. Google "Cornel-Putnam University". Check out all the sites that come up. For some odd reason they all have something to do with Half-Life 2, but not the university itself. Methinks this school doesn't exist. chubr0ck thank you for verifying the fake-ness longafter it was already verified by other posters. your contribution to these forums is unmesureable.
July 10, 200420 yr chubr0ck thank you for verifying the fake-ness longafter it was already verified by other posters. your contribution to these forums is unmesureable. You are very welcome.
July 22, 200420 yr Haha, Valve didn't even make the physics for Half-Life 2, they just licensed the Havoc engine (also used in Painkiller, Doom 3, etc).
July 22, 200420 yr No, Valve DID make the engine. And they in turn licensed it to some other companies.
July 22, 200420 yr Chink']No' date=' Valve DID make the engine. And they in turn licensed it to some other companies.[/quote'] you fucking retard :rolleyes: :rolleyes: valve only made the graphics engine "source", valve liscensed the physics engine "havoc" .
July 22, 200420 yr any of you fucks that arent sure about who made the engine visit www.halflife2.net and have fun reading trough 500 treads and finding the answer. as long as it keeps you away from herep.s. they edited the havoc engine.
