Posted October 3, 200321 yr You glorious visions you, oh how I long to gaze upon your glistening man-busoms, entraced by the power you wield in a single, sputtering utterance. If only you were but steeds, what glorious stallions you would be to behold, dancing upon keyboards of pure silver, tongueing gracefully at cheetos-dust from within the confins of your dark, silky feedbags. I am inspired to write a sonnet for you, but what sonnet could do justice to your magnificence, though it be written with a quill struck from Zeus' own hair on Aphrodite's very undergarments! But alas, oh princes of valor, I am only worthy enough to write but a simple limerick in your honor. Pray that it might please you for the shortest of moments, even thus: There once was a person in Myg0t A boyfriend he needed, but he had not So he hacked some email Left a big fucking trail And ended up licking cumshit off his cellmate's dick after dinner each night See, a happy ending! Oh guys, check this out too: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1559501677/002-1708465-8080854?v=glance Chapter 3 is on "Avoiding Anal Tears: Keeping That Sphincter Loose", plus I get 50 cents for every Amazon referral! Thanks a bunch for your help guys.
October 3, 200321 yr I Run Prison. And I dont go for no banana in the tailpipe. Plus Im not saying some poetry with homosexual overtones. When and If I land in prison there will be some salad tossing going down.
October 3, 200321 yr convictslovefatgeeks said: You glorious visions you, oh how I long to gaze upon your glistening man-busoms, entraced by the power you wield in a single, sputtering utterance. If only you were but steeds, what glorious stallions you would be to behold, dancing upon keyboards of pure silver, tongueing gracefully at cheetos-dust from within the confins of your dark, silky feedbags. I am inspired to write a sonnet for you, but what sonnet could do justice to your magnificence, though it be written with a quill struck from Zeus' own hair on Aphrodite's very undergarments! But alas, oh princes of valor, I am only worthy enough to write but a simple limerick in your honor. Pray that it might please you for the shortest of moments, even thus: There once was a person in Myg0t A boyfriend he needed, but he had not So he hacked some email Left a big fucking trail And ended up licking cumshit off his cellmate's dick after dinner each night That doesn't rhyme. convictslovefatgeeks said: See, a happy ending! Oh guys, check this out too: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1559501677/002-1708465-8080854?v=glance Chapter 3 is on "Avoiding Anal Tears: Keeping That Sphincter Loose", plus I get 50 cents for every Amazon referral! Thanks a bunch for your help guys. Wow, you must be rich.
October 3, 200321 yr I didnt read any of the posts above and i simply dont care. But i wanted to say FUCK YOU to everyone who posted before me.
October 3, 200321 yr convictslovefatgeeks said: You glorious visions you, oh how I long to gaze upon your glistening man-busoms, entraced by the power you wield in a single, sputtering utterance. If only you were but steeds, what glorious stallions you would be to behold, dancing upon keyboards of pure silver, tongueing gracefully at cheetos-dust from within the confins of your dark, silky feedbags. I am inspired to write a sonnet for you, but what sonnet could do justice to your magnificence, though it be written with a quill struck from Zeus' own hair on Aphrodite's very undergarments! But alas, oh princes of valor, I am only worthy enough to write but a simple limerick in your honor. Pray that it might please you for the shortest of moments, even thus: There once was a person in Myg0t A boyfriend he needed, but he had not So he hacked some email Left a big fucking trail And ended up licking cumshit off his cellmate's dick after dinner each night See, a happy ending! Oh guys, check this out too: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1559501677/002-1708465-8080854?v=glance Chapter 3 is on "Avoiding Anal Tears: Keeping That Sphincter Loose", plus I get 50 cents for every Amazon referral! Thanks a bunch for your help guys. Dude...you are a funny mother fucker...you a good poet too.
October 4, 200321 yr Quote Myg0ticA']I Run Prison. And I dont go for no banana in the tailpipe. Plus Im not saying some poetry with homosexual overtones. When and If I land in prison there will be some salad tossing going down. I like jelly.
