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I raged my ex quite well... I might say.

She also has the intelligence of a 5 year old when it comes to writing...

but you'll have to try and make it out as I did.

 

So here is how it all started. She sent me an email, after I told her over a month ago to leave me alone. But I guess she insists on being a fucking idiot.

Anyways heres what the email said.

hey ass wipe

hows life and you cant get mad cause i am not calling

blah anyways whats new w/ yah same old shit over here

just cant wait to move cant stand my piece of shit

house everyone there is so blah so write back and tell

me whats up if you like i dunno will see peace em

I couldn't really understand what she was trying to say, but I thought it would only be polite of me to respond, so I replied.

Hi, why would you care to ask about someone who fucking took advantage of

you?

Eat shit bitch...

oh yeah and most importantly, die.

So, after my very courteous and well mannered response, I open my email to see one of her horrendous attempts of communicating with the english language again, only this time. It was even harder for me to understand.

first off i was trying to be nice and start all

over and maybe be friends but if you want to be a

little shit head fine but remember i have a future you

dont your going to end up alone and with no career

living in your mommas house so go jurk off cause

those thoughts are all you have to be close to a

female bye fuck head

So now she's mad at me, and I really don't understand why, after all I am a nice guy.

So using my leet AOL Haxor skills, I login to her email, and send an email to her current boyfriend. One in which I tried my best to sound as stupid as her.

here it is:

look baby jst forgot about us yuo have a small dick and im tired of sucking it i cant believe

what you said ealry on you faget

it is over

But I forgot on very important thing, I forgot to delete the trace of the sent message, so she figured it out.

And wasn't too happy with what I had done. And she replied in a very raged manner :wow:

sorry for interrupting you from your gay porn

marathon just to let know everyone knows how you enjoy

sucking cock and i have a friend who knows someone who

can hook you up on 79street faggot

so you can get paid for sucking dick you unemployed

bum it was pretty clever for a son of a crack whore to

get into my email account and sent messages also go

fuck someone and get aids you fagot go and die you

piece of dog shit fuck off quireboy

SHES QUITE THE COMEDIAN, AND SHES ALSO PRETTY FUCKING RAGED

The moral of the story is she's raged, and I couldn't be happier

 

That's enough story time for today children.

THE END

yeah post pics.
Sounds like she was pretty stupid to begin with. To rage her further, might I suggest accusing her of being a lesbian. No girl likes that, perticularly if you have a discussion about it with her parents.

I hacked Fak3r's HD through my leet intraweb skillz and I found this pic of him and his ex doin the nasty.

 

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_36731.jpg

http://www.tampatantrum.com/ispy/careometer.gif
Arson']I hacked Fak3r's HD through my leet intraweb skillz and I found this pic of him and his ex doin the nasty.

 

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_36731.jpg

LMFAO

I've pissed off my ex, you don't see me posting it on the myg0t forums. Everyone can piss another person by telling them to eat shit and die. No one cares.
FAK3R']I have a bunch of XXX pics of her' date=' but will not show[/quote']

If you don't want us to see your naked ass in the pix, just edit yourself out so we can see the goodness in which you thrusted :grin:

I've pissed off my ex, you don't see me posting it on the myg0t forums. Everyone can piss another person by telling them to eat shit and die. No one cares.

Some people obviously enjoy it. This is more worthy a thread than half the other shit posted here.

This is more worthy a thread than half the other shit posted here.

 

That is very true.

Drunk.............from beer............or liquor................I like beer...............but its...............not better.............than toast.................wow................I'm cool..................
Drunk.............from beer............or liquor................I like beer...............but its...............not better.............than toast.................wow................I'm cool..................
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FAK3R']I have a bunch of XXX pics of her' date=' but will not show[/quote']

 

dont be a pussy

FAK3R']

 

So here is how it all started. She sent me an email, after I told her over a month ago to leave me alone. But I guess she insists on being a fucking idiot.

Anyways heres what the email said.

 

 

 

Fak3rs thread aka: I got dumped and now im trying to rage her

Fak3rs thread aka: I got dumped and now im trying to rage her

Bsly you used to be kewl. Don't fuck up image of you.

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