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I am a genious, because i figured this out, and if you guys are scared to do it then tough shit live with your zits.

 

This crossed my mind for a while so i decided to give it a try.

 

Pick your nose, get a wet slimy fingure full of boogies, and smear it on your zit, let it sit and dry up, dont touch it, after about 20 mins your zit is gone, if not, keep putting boogies onto it, it's bound to go away!!

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i cant believe how incredbly this works

heres a pic of me, im gonna post again in a few days so you can see the full result

Before:http://number1alien.com/photos/2001_12_22-30/005.jpg

im skeptical, at least its not rub shit all over your face and let it sit, but hey it could work
Just fucking pop them you pussy.

yeah, if popping doesn't work

use a paper knife and cut the fucker open

i wanna hav gaysex :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex:
:naughty: :3some:

mine are fucking ridiculous

i put everything on them and they just wont go away

even when you keep yourself clean

 

2 showers a day, sif i ain't clean you stinky bastards

lmao :D heres a magic cure that allways works:

 

Find TubGirl, take her shit and rub it on ur zits, wooo theyre gone!

1 wash urself sometimes.

2 stop masterbating 3+ times a day motherfucker, once is O.K.

mine are fucking ridiculous

i put everything on them and they just wont go away

even when you keep yourself clean

 

2 showers a day, sif i ain't clean you stinky bastards

 

sit down in front of a mirror one day, and just pop everything on your face. and i mean everything. then wipe your self with clearasil or something and then take a shower.

 

have a shower in the morning and evening, wipe your face with clearasil or some shit every time you get home, even if u arrive home 10 times a day, then you wipe your face 10 times.

 

try to get some moisturising cream too and use that.

 

or you just have ackne and you need to go on pills.

My family has this old remedy for acne...mix tomato juice, water, garlic, and milk into a pot and boil it. Then, while that's boiling, take peroxide and rubbing alcohol and rub that all over your face. take a seat for about ten minutes, because alcohol causes your skin to emit all of its oil and dirt. After you sit for ten minutes, take the boiling pot off the burner and let it cool, go to the bathroom, and wipe your face off with a wet rag. Then dab dry with a dry rag. Take the mixture and mix it with a whisk until it's pasty. Then smear all over your face before bed one night. When you wake up, clean it all off and be absolutely amazed at how clear your face is. I do this once a year, and I get about 3 zits total every 4-5 months.

LMAO @ this thread.

 

toothpaste and 'boogies' work in the same sort of fashion.. they penetrate your skin.. enclose the fat.. and they dry up.. (shrik) also taking the filth away. so I'd suggest toothpaste over nose picking becouse its just a bit cleaner lol.

 

anyway I shower every morning.. I use Clearasil every morning and afternoon, and when I got a zit I use some toothpaste.

there isnt much more you can do, you cannot stop it.. all you can do is minimize the damage by keeping ur skinn as clean as possible.

 

and about the jerking off.. lol...

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WTF, you guys...just fuckin put your boogies on your zits and it will go away!

^^ Maybe some of us don't like going to school with our nostril contents greening our fucking faces up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

But hey, whatever floats your boat.

actually if you wash your face to much you remove your face natural protection or what the heck you should call it and you get zits more easily, so it's not a good idea to wash your face 10 times a day in hope to get rid of them, it will only cause more problems. seriously.
yea and popping them causes scars(for some people), and makes the pore larger so the zit will keep coming back in that spot
yea and popping them causes scars(for some people), and makes the pore larger so the zit will keep coming back in that spot

not necessarily. if you disinfect the spot, it should not re-appear.

RAWR

the toothpaste rages me AHHHH IT BURNS MY EYES(no i did not put it in my eye) it like the vivks rub it just hurts from the fumes :(((((((:(

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