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who would you use it on?

 

 

Osama so I could get some $$

my lill sister.

 

I hate her the most of all the ppl I know.

 

I would kill her, enjoy it, and piss on her grave! fucking slut :owned:

I would put it between my teeth and smash it with a hammer just to see what happens.

 

Why ask?

The kid who lives down the street n who just starts yelling n shit when the icecream van comes, hes rides his lil tricycle and keeps yelling mummy mummy i want sum ice cream, GOD. Ill hide behind my fence and at 3:05pm ill put the bullet in the gun. At 3:06pm ill cock the gun. When the kid hears the truck at 3:10 ill run to him and say ill get you sum ice cream. He gives me his money and ill keep it and poke my tongue at him. He start crying and the ice cream van driver will come out and try to punch me. Ill start molesting the kid sexually and then when i cum all over his hot lil face ill point the gun at the van driver and ask for a triple fudge sundae. The kid and i will enjoy the sundae tremendously. Ill then shoot the kid in the head and then point the empty gun at the driver, tell him if u tell anyone Mr. Chen ill come to your house and rape your suns n kill em. Next day mr. chen and his family are back in honk kong and selling buck chao at the market stall. 16 Years have passed.... :gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex:

 

If you wanna be happy

For the rest of your life,

Never make a pretty woman your wife,

So from my personal point of view,

Get an ugly girl to marry you.

 

A pretty woman makes her husband look small

And very often causes his downfall.

As soon as he marries her

Then she starts to do

The things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,

You'll be happy for the rest of your life,

An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,

She'll always give you peace of mind.

 

Don't let your friends say

You have no taste,

Go ahead and marry anyway,

Though her face is ugly,

Her eyes don't match,

Take it from me she's a better catch.

 

Say man.

Hey baby.

Saw your wife the other day.

Yeah?

Yeah, she's ugly.

Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.

Yeah?. Okay.

 

:naughty:

My english teacher.

my lill sister.

 

I hate her the most of all the ppl I know.

 

I would kill her, enjoy it, and piss on her grave! fucking slut :owned:

Can I have your sister?
i would prolby line all of u fuks up and shoot it thru ur heads
I would use it on a gunstore owner so I could get even more bullets.

I would shoot you to get the bullets that you stole.

osama is a good idea. money is always good. but he pwns, so either bush or the creator of american idol and all of its clones.

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everyone above this line = faggots

 

 

 

 

 

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wh0re

i like this thread.

 

i would give a nice free and even more i-wanted-and-needed-u-so-bad bullet to a 18 yr old co-worker of me, whos admin of the cs server we play on after work. hes one of the "omg im teh admin and so we play the maps we want and i have to talk through admin mod on screen cuz u cant and i can and i like the little fucks kissing my ass for being a good cs player oh and i have no life and personality and i always say rofl and lol n stuff and i have no life" guys.

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everyone above this line = faggots

 

 

 

 

 

<3

wh0re

 

i see ur name there to :D lets fag together

I would take that bullet and use it on your sorry ass.

 

Why the fuck would you waste your time on this thread?

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