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refs are fat, gay, stupid, blind

all the refs are 13 fucking years old

the only time anyone ever shows up is family night

people at family night are either old fat fucks, fags who think their on delta force and 7 year olds

7 year olds shoot their teammates

everyone wipes

old fat fucks encourage wiping

refs don't seem to care

field is made of fucking wood

both sides are different, one side is better

most bunkers are useless

all bunkers look like they're going to collapse

in the middle is a castle which is useless because people shoot you through holes in the walls while youre inside

there is a small gay airball field that never gets used

the proshop there is gay

i bought a mask, it was a display model and 200 people tried it on and it was scratched all over

i asked for one that wasn't a display model, the guy said all the masks they have in stock are on display

they were about to sell me a dye invision without a fucking box, they didn't give me a mask bag, which is included.

selection is gay. walmart has a better selection in guns.

guns are in the same situation as masks, dryfired 200 times

only paintball place within an hour of my house

what the fuck kind of a name is hyper-son

the guy who runs it is a homo

the guy's son talks like a homo

you can't use electric guns on family night because they shoot to fast, but they let fags with autocockers play

they never have anything in stock

their tournaments are gay

tiny ass place

no bathrooms except for ONE fucking PORTA POTTY

 

i would go on but im too raged

just bring a real gun next time and pwn teh nubs.
Fuck thier rules, take your gun lace up the proshop at night bust some windows and piss on ALL THE DISPLAY SHIT!

buy off the internet ffs... its probaly even cheaper... then go smack the refs in the face with a shovel.

gg.

i get my jollies from pwning 7 yr olds on my team or on the other team

 

they are all pussies that cry whenever the get shot, so i bunker them and shoot them like 14 times

 

 

good times...

"7 year olds shoot their teammates"

 

hahaha a real life tk, I never thought about doin that before

ive gone paintballing like 4 times before and me and my friends always end up shooting each other or getting into a fight before the round starts... good times
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