August 22, 200420 yr <AngryJew> Drag him up here <RomanGuy> Yay, we have him! <Farisee> Pilate, he has been spamming our channel! <RomanGuy> yeah, telling us he actually has ops himself! <Pilate> Really? Are you the operator of #Jews? <Jesus> If you say so... <Pilate> Ok, that's that. I find no crime in this man. <AngryJew> oh come on! <Priest> He's been spamming all over! <RomanGuy> Telling everyone he loved them! <Farisee> this is a family channel, fs! no cybering! haha omg this is DEFINATELY without a doubt link of the day material some of this stuff is extremely funny <Peter> but... <CertainMaid> you're one of them too, not? <Peter> one of who? <SomeGuy> yes you do, you're jesus' buddy <Peter> whosus? <AnotherGuy> you are! you have a Galilaean IP! <Peter> lol, that's just a proxy <Pharisee> Is it lawful to give tribute to Caesar, or not? <Jesus> ooh ah riddle, fun <Jesus> anyone got a penny? * Herodian hands a penny <Jesus> heh, who's that guy with the face on the penny?? <Pharisee> erm... well, that's Caesar... <Jesus> Well, give it back to him then! <Jesus> jeez, you can give God whatever belongs to God, but this is Caeasar's penny! * Herodian looks puzzled <Pharisee> ah, yes, well thank you <Jesus> some people... * Jesus has left #Israel <BurningBush> Yes, they'll listen, and then you go /join #Palace, and ask if you and the people can go offline for a while <Moses> will #Palace listen? <BurningBush> no, but i'll kickban some of them
August 22, 200420 yr this one is by far the best <Joseph> wanna cyber? <Mary> Cant, i'm pregnant lol!!~ <Joseph> WTF? <Mary> Holy spirit got to me <Joseph> gross, i'm outta here * Angel has joined #World <Angel> Wait Joseph <Angel> You should keep this woman, for her son will save people from sins <Angel> You must call him Emmanuel <Joseph> ok, cool * Angel has left #World <Joseph> I'll call him jesus you must call him Emmanuel lol 2nd place <Jesus> lo simon <Simon> hiya, I´m a leper :) <Jesus> i know * Woman has joined #Bethany <Woman> hi * Woman pours ointment on Jesus´ head <Disciples> OMGWTF!!1 <Disciples> Why this waste? For this ointment might have been sold for a large sum, <Jesus> and given to the poor <ThePoor> Yeah! fs <Jesus> Why do you trouble this woman? <Jesus> For she has done a beautiful thing to me <Disciples> yeah, and i bet the ointment was nice too! <Jesus> shut it!
August 22, 200420 yr SO FUNNY <BurningBush> Now put your hand in your bosom <Moses> lol, u cybering me? Pillar^Fire is now known as Pillar^Smoke <Moses> Neat trick. * Pillar^Smoke prances around proudly OMFG!!!!! LOL * Israelites is now known as Israelites|Zzzz <Moses> What a bunch of losers <Pillar^Smoke> You're telling me, I'm stuck with them for eternity <Moses> [Pharaoh] PING <Moses> [Pharaoh PING reply] 1 hour <Moses> We've got time. <Pillar^Smoke> Moses, just slap Red_Sea with your rod, I'll see if I can D DOS him * Moses slaps Red_Sea around a bit with a hard rod * Red_Sea has quit IRC (*.net *.split) <Pillar^Smoke> Now try and join #Desert
August 22, 200420 yr * Disciples has joined #CertainOne * Judas has joined #Certainone <Disciples> we´ll have Passover here! <CertainOne> oh, ok * Jesus has joined #CertainOne <Jesus> excellent! a nice place for the first day of Unleavened Bread! <Jehova> I fucking hate leaven! <Jesus> I know, dad, I know <Disciples> quite <Jesus> well, now then. I say to you, one of you will betray me! <Disciples> ... <Disciples> is it I? <Jesus> He who has dipped his hand in the dish with me, will betray me <Disciples> gross! we didn´t dip! <CertainOne> nor me! <Jesus> Woe to he who betrays me! WOE! <Judas> Is it I? <Jesus> You have said so <Judas> oh yeah * Jesus hands out bread and wine <Jesus> Take, eat. this is my body <Jesus> Drink of it, all of you; for this is my blood of the covenant <Disciples> okidoki * Jesus has left #CertainOne * Disciples has left #CertainOne * Judas has left #CertainOne <CertainOne> bye <CertainOne> I´ll just clean up then, shall I? ^^^^^rifk.
August 23, 200420 yr <Serpent> Pssst! he said you can't eat the fruit? <Eve> Yeah, so? <Serpent> lol, u wont die, eat a fruit! * Eve munches <Eve> You eat too, Adam, or I won't go down on you <Adam> mmm-kay * Adam munches <Adam> OMFG WERE NEKKID!!!1 <Eve> NOOO, WTF! <Adam> I feel so drrrty <Serpent> lmao * Jehova has joined #Eden <Jehova> what have you done? <Eve> it was the serpent! <Jehova> Serpent, schmerpent! <Adam> really! * Jehova sets mode: -v Serpent <Jehova> fs * Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*[email protected] * Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*[email protected] * Adam was kicked by Jehova (Get out!) * Eve was kicked by Jehova (Get out!) * Jehova changes topic to "and stay out!" * Flamingsword has joined #Eden * Jehova sets mode: +o Flamingsword * Jehova has left IRC (signed off)
