Posted August 24, 200420 yr Well some old couple down my street went off for 2 days in there camper...well I tried to break into there house....and was unsuccessful..My plan was to pick the lock on there back door, but I guess I dident have enough pratice, and couldent get it open, I was hesitant about there front door cause there was a dumb motion sensor, and i dident want to bee seen, I was flustered by not being able to pick the lock so I went for there car trunk and ended up scoring a very sweet outdoor life magazine......well thats it.
August 24, 200420 yr You're a fucking moron. Do the world a favor by drinking some bleach. Do you HONESTLY think it makes you look cool to say "Ahaha durrr. Eye r tried to r0b an elderly couple."? If you're trying to fit in, your attempt was poorly thought out.
August 24, 200420 yr Well some old couple down my street went off for 2 days in there camper...well I tried to break into there house....and was unsuccessful..My plan was to pick the lock on there back door, but I guess I dident have enough pratice, and couldent get it open, I was hesitant about there front door cause there was a dumb motion sensor, and i dident want to bee seen, I was flustered by not being able to pick the lock so I went for there car trunk and ended up scoring a very sweet outdoor life magazine......well thats it. Exactly how bent are you on making your penis seem godlike? First your gayass "Who r wanna fuxors meh" thread and now this faggotry. If you're gonna steal, steal from a store. Robbing an elderly couple is for n00bs. You'd be an excellent candidate for g00ns (read: wannabe fags), though.
August 24, 200420 yr Well some old couple down my street went off for 2 days in there camper...well I tried to break into there house....and was unsuccessful..My plan was to pick the lock on there back door, but I guess I dident have enough pratice, and couldent get it open, I was hesitant about there front door cause there was a dumb motion sensor, and i dident want to bee seen, I was flustered by not being able to pick the lock so I went for there car trunk and ended up scoring a very sweet outdoor life magazine......well thats it. an admin should get his ip trace it and report him 2 the police that whould rage him bad!!! :rofl:
August 24, 200420 yr He lost his door keys and tried busting into his own house, he failed so now hes on the streets
August 24, 200420 yr Breaking into peoples houses makes you look poor. Only niggers do that shit you bum.
August 24, 200420 yr wow congratz you TRIED to enter a EMPTY house and ended up with a magazine. what a great experience and i am so thankfull for you wanting to share it with us all. now put a golfball in your mouth, write myg0t ownz me on your chest and upload pics here
August 24, 200420 yr LoL, that was lame, you could of made somthing up like you broke in the the p0lice arrived and they was niggars who took you out in the country and fucked you in the arse. :gaysex:
August 24, 200420 yr Well some old couple down my street went off for 2 days in there camper...well I tried to break into there house....and was unsuccessful..My plan was to pick the lock on there back door, but I guess I dident have enough pratice, and couldent get it open, I was hesitant about there front door cause there was a dumb motion sensor, and i dident want to bee seen, I was flustered by not being able to pick the lock so I went for there car trunk and ended up scoring a very sweet outdoor life magazine......well thats it. lock picking is a simple art for most 4 pin doors, which was probably what they had. even if you do suck at it, it only takes a little longer to pick it you fucking moron. :poke:
August 24, 200420 yr Well some old couple down my street went off for 2 days in there camper...well I tried to break into there house....and was unsuccessful..My plan was to pick the lock on there back door, but I guess I dident have enough pratice, and couldent get it open, I was hesitant about there front door cause there was a dumb motion sensor, and i dident want to bee seen, I was flustered by not being able to pick the lock so I went for there car trunk and ended up scoring a very sweet outdoor life magazine......well thats it. Wow this must be some of the gayest shit i've read this whole week. What the fuck do old people have, 100$ laying on the table? If you wanna steal do it in a store. :gaysex:
August 24, 200420 yr ... you couldnt pick a lock so you just let it go? Â what kind of burglar are you? the one that says; sir can i please rob you? no? oh okay, have a nice day?
August 24, 200420 yr 85% of residential locks are 5 pin, kwikset or weiser both are fairly easy, considering weiser locksets have a plastic housing
August 24, 200420 yr those old people are gonna come back, find their magazine gone, and beat your ass with their cane, than possibly rub your face in their dirty diapers
August 24, 200420 yr Your post is completely admissable in a court of law and completely traceable. You are a complete moron. Please die now. :eek3d:
August 24, 200420 yr LoL, that was lame, you could of made somthing up like you broke in the the p0lice arrived and they was niggars who took you out in the country and fucked you in the arse. :gaysex: Exactly....lol  those old people are gonna come back, find their magazine gone, and beat your ass with their cane, than possibly rub your face in their dirty diapers LMAO....Depends!!! Old people rule!
August 24, 200420 yr You're a fucking moron. Do the world a favor by drinking some bleach. Do you HONESTLY think it makes you look cool to say "Ahaha durrr. Eye r tried to r0b an elderly couple."? If you're trying to fit in, your attempt was poorly thought out. Well put. Altoid, I. Dont. Give. A. Shit.
