Posted August 25, 200420 yr Anyone have any ideas on how to rage school teachers? :ghugugh: If you have any suggestions post here :rofl:
August 25, 200420 yr Last year me and my friends dumped 300+ carrots on the lunchroom floor and starting yelling "IF YOU DON'T MEET MY DEMANDS, EVERYBODY GETS DILDOED! I'LL DILDO EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"... but that's more of an issue of mental problems.
August 25, 200420 yr Last year me and my friends dumped 300+ carrots on the lunchroom floor and starting yelling "IF YOU DON'T MEET MY DEMANDS, EVERYBODY GETS DILDOED! I'LL DILDO EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"... but that's more of an issue of mental problems. I doubt you did that, but if you did, your fuckin' insane.
August 25, 200420 yr I doubt you did that, but if you did, your fuckin' insane. Let's just say I'm banned from the lunchroom now.
August 25, 200420 yr just take a dump in the teachers file draw as they reach in to get papers...... phew...... :drama:
August 25, 200420 yr Anyways, suggestions for rages would be: 1) bring a boombox to school, put it in your locker with a CD on loop that plays the song "Clerance Carter - Strokin'" over and over on full volume 2) write 'penis' for every answer on tests and papers 3) write false report papers about random shit 4) ...take a shit on the floor? 5) If you have a computer class, play the "Badger Badger Badger" cartoon on full volume. That confuses the shit out of the students and the teachers. That's all I can think of for now.
August 25, 200420 yr holy shit dude, raging school teachers? what are you 5? most of my teachers are fuckin hot anywas.... :sleep2:
August 25, 200420 yr Most of my teachers were pretty cool (I had this one really old teacher who was very racist all the time and he didn't even know it. He'd always talk about us "nice white folk"), but I also had some arrogant asshole teachers. The old teacher was cool, because he always played movies in class such as "Full Metal Jacket" and "Behind Enemy Lines".
August 25, 200420 yr No. Most of them are ugly nigs that love to smear their face in shit every morning.
August 25, 200420 yr omg i know one my teacher in 8th grade was liek go to lunch detention i was like no and hes like ull get a refererall and i was like ok and hes like ima get u expelled and i was lke ok and hes like ur just acting tough infront of ur friends and i was like no and he got mad GRR he was raged I'd slap him and say "HEY! You best be goin' to get me a pie, bitch. Don't make me send you to the booty house."
August 25, 200420 yr this one time i had conference with teachers and gave them all handjobs and let them rub their penis's on my back and ass cheeks.
August 25, 200420 yr sleep in\don't go to class, never do homework, just be a total asshole, then, at the end of term, get a B for a grade.
August 25, 200420 yr one of my old teachers got so mad he threw a hammer at a kid in class...it was funny. the kid that got hit with the hammer got $6000. i was laughing really hard when it happened, everyone was.
August 25, 200420 yr This kid named Justin in my marine bio class used to fart whenever the teacher walked by him. That raged the teacher pretty bad everytime.
August 25, 200420 yr 5) If you have a computer class, play the "Badger Badger Badger" cartoon on full volume. That confuses the shit out of the students and the teachers. hahaha, I did that all the time last year p00pZ tested teacher dis-approved
August 25, 200420 yr put thumbtacks on their chairs...what r u stupid.... I had this one teachr that was afraid birds and m and this chick friend of mine had this lifelike bird that u squeezed and it made birdie noise so i had it and squeezed it and threw it at her and she fainted it was fuckin hilarious.... that was middleschool but i have to say lacing small headed thumbtacks on their chair is the best ... especially if its a woman teacher ... she puts her bottom on the tack and squeels!!!!! TMNT BITCHES!
