Right as ive said before - sometimes i play games properly

 

anyway i signed up to this esea thing, cost me 3 pounds which is $6 - that is like the same price as........ maybe a music single, maybe less or a mcdonalds meal or somit.

basially not much - and for that u get to go on their servers n shit for a month

 

 

anyway on these servers ppl take the game real serious - they have players from like cal-i and stuff going on it =- and they are all trying to be pro and shit

 

anyway, im getting pissed off with cs, starting to think its REAL shit, like even more shit than i ever fort it is

 

and i went on these servers palying properly and after about 3 mins i got bored of playing properly and its so fucking funny

 

i had this kid on my team as ct on dust2 - a little whinging, probably 12 year old, pubeless little fuck - always bitching at the team -- anyway if u know the map dust2 - as ct he was watching middle double doors --- anyway on comms hes starts going "i tyhink therye coming mid - theyre coming!" and he fell back to ct spawn -- at which point, i pulled out a flash bang (i was in b) and threw it into ct spawn, then another flash bang! -- and he got totally fucking owned

 

it was fucking hilarious -- then as the round started he started moaning again but this time he was mad - like i said, they all take it seriously - he was saying tshit like "why the fuck did you flash me you dumbass" etc, the usual stuff

 

at which point i replied all dumb like

 

"oh whoops, was an accident" -- and trhen i did it again the next round! again, he got owned rifk -- at which point he wasnt believeing my accident excuse and he was going fucking mental

 

this also fucked off everyone else on my team as they then all do shit as theyre one person down

 

 

Then, later on had to switch to terrorist as u do both teams -- they ran into b - and i had the bomb --- so--- i ran out the doors at B and got killed -- but this is what was fucking funny - as this then - make it IMPOSSIble for you team to win the round as they cant get the bomb at all -- again they go mad as they take the game too seriously ---- and again you act all dumb like say "i thought we were running to bomb site A" which again pisses em off even more. cos if u know dust2 - saying thawt is probably one of the most stupid things to say

 

 

also shit like buying shot guns , and uzis instead of the real guns fucks ppl offf

 

 

i really suggest you sign up its fucking funny as fuck --- i find it more funny than public servers as the perople take it so DAMN serious -- also you get more opportunity to piss ppl off like when they start going "theyre coming this way!" -- you klnow to flash you team - whereas, in public you dont get this

 

also, ppl have their own positions like 3 in a , 2 in b - if you meant to be in A -- then run to B instead - leaving two at A -- this also fucks them off

 

 

the games are also linke to the site - if your team wins you get points - if they lsoe you get minus points - quite a lot, like minus 50 or plus 50 -- anyway - at the end of the month ppl with the most points win prizes - like pretty good prizes like $500 nvidia graphic cards -- so when a retad like you comes along, start fucking the whole team over - which then means you lose the whole pug it really pisses em off :D:D

 

 

the possibilities are endless--- i found it funny as fuck! well worth the 3 pounds.

i didnt read the whole thing but i have played on ESEA b4 and i can only imagine that people get incredibly raged if u fuck with them. These guys are hardcore CS'ers.

gj

wth is ESEA? site?

rofl whats your name? i have premium also

 

althought im currently banned for crashing there servers

 

 

heres a tip:

 

make your name a single word curse

 

my name = shit

 

for some reason they filter out curses so if someone types shit it will come out as ---- and they cant .vote kick you rofl