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Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the

following multiple choice test. The events are actual

cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!

 

Do you remember?

 

-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by

a. Superman

b. Jay Lenno

c. Harry Potter

d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and

40

 

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were

kidnapped and massacred by

a. Olga Corbett

b. Sitting Bull

c. Arnold Schwarzenegger

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians

b. Elvis

c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were

kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger

b. The King of Sweden

c. The Boy Scouts

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was

blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy

b. Pee Wee Herman

c. Geraldo Rivera> d. Muslim male extremists mostly

between the ages of 17 and 40

 

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked

and a 70 year old

American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard

in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs

b. Davy Jones

c. The Little Mermaid

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and

a US Navy diver trying to

rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd

b. Charles Lindberg

c. Mother Teresa

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo

b. The Tooth Fairy

c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the

first time by:

a. Richard Simmons

b. Grandma Moses

c. Michael Jordan

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania

were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers

b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild

Bill' s women problems

c. The World Wrestling Federation

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were

used as missiles to take

out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two,

one crashed into the US

Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by

the passengers. Thousands of

people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer

Fudd

b. The Supreme Court of Florida

c. Mr. Bean

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in

Afghanistan against:

a. Enron

b. The Lutheran Church

c. The NFL

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and

murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde

b. Captain Kangaroo

c. Billy Graham

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of

17 and 40

 

Nope, .....I really don't see a pattern here to

justify profiling, do you?

 

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,

particularly fanatics intent

on killing us, airport security screeners will no

longer be allowed to profile

certain people. They must conduct random searches of

80-year-old women, little

kids, airline pilots with proper identification,

secret agents who are members

of the President's security detail, 85-year old

Congressmen with metal hips,

and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe

Foss, but leave Muslim

Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of

profiling.

 

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that

the Gloria Aldreds and

other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal

Justices that want to thwart

common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if

they have any such sense.

 

As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest

Gump" so aptly put it,

"Stupid is as stupid does."

 

Come on people wake up!!! This Government is OUT OF

CONTROL!

 

 

YEP...our government is allllll fucked up. Bush is a fag loser cock sucker

for letting the flood gates open up on the southern border.

 

I just saw a nice episode of COPS today where most of it were

dumbass, dirty, filthy, nasty, gay spic lovers that couldn't speak

a word of english and the police force is required to recruit mostly

bi-lingual cops so that they can understand these taco's....

The U.S. is truly fucked.....Thanks alot El Presidente fucktard BUSHO loser shitbag!!

 

Fuckin CUNT!!!

pr1m4t3

 

that name explains your lack of brains

 

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pr1m4t3

 

that name explains your lack of brains

 

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omg u r teh funny

omg u r teh funny

 

you are not. no one will read that coz its to long and ur a fag.

you guys cant rage shit,

actually all of that is true

Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and

40

 

fuck america

I just saw a nice episode of COPS today where most of it were

dumbass, dirty, filthy, nasty, gay spic lovers that couldn't speak

a word of english and the police force is required to recruit mostly

bi-lingual cops so that they can understand these taco's

i watch COPS and it's either a minority or a red necked cracker...usually it's a cracker.

on cops a crackhead exclaimed, "I dont smoke crack, I smoke weed." But yet he was carrying 2 crackpipes and butter..

what teh fyck is going on now :ughwerd:

 

All i can say with all truth is

 

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:gaysex: Byutt SaXXX!

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on cops a crackhead exclaimed, "I dont smoke crack, I smoke weed." But yet he was carrying 2 crackpipes and butter..

 

He had butter?

 

I never smoked butter...I'll have to try that.

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