Posted January 19, 200520 yr If you're ever at a computer which has XP, and you feel like raging anyone who uses it (not sure if it stays on after the computer is rebooted, I've only tried it on a frozen computer). 1: Hold down numlock for five seconds. 2. Click settings on the toggle key dialog that pops up. 3. Check the filter keys box, then click settings in the filter keys box. 4. Uncheck Show FilterKey status on screen. 5. Make sure "Ignore quick keystrokes and slow down the repeat rate" is enabled, then click the settings button. 6. Set the Repeat Delay to 2.0 seconds. 7. Set the repeat rate to 2.0 seconds. 8. This part is the most important. Under the Slowkeys box, change the "Keys must be held down for" from 1.0 seconds to 20.0 seconds. 9. Click Okay for all, then click Apply. Then click Okay, and you're done! This will not allow any characters on the keyboard to be entered unless the user holds down the given key for 20 seconds. This will rage many, many, many people. Happy raging! :3some:
January 19, 200520 yr Or just change the wallpaper to the Hitler Pic I posted at the wallpaper thread or something similar and then remove the ball from the mouse (or if its optical put a chewing gum on the sensor). You can also try to change the driver to something utopic that just doesnt work.
January 19, 200520 yr start run msconfig delete everything from startup and uncheck everything you see, rofl
January 19, 200520 yr or you can downlload shitloads of spyware lol ima make a huge ass fiel of spyware and make it into an exe lol..... great idea.... w00t!
January 19, 200520 yr or you can downlload shitloads of spyware lol lol just go to outwar.com and newgrounds.com and click yes to every activex thing that pops up, instant computer fuckage.
January 20, 200520 yr Or just change the wallpaper to the Hitler Pic I posted at the wallpaper thread or something similar and then remove the ball from the mouse (or if its optical put a chewing gum on the sensor). You can also try to change the driver to something utopic that just doesnt work. i remember a bunch of people in my grade took the mouseballs out of every mouse in the tech lab and the teacher said that they are worth 30$ each and were going to have to pay for them all
January 20, 200520 yr the ebst way to rage public computers is to go on a few beatialisty porn sites and whatever esoteric porn shit you can think of sites and leave the browser windows open and walk away. Most of the time little kids would walk by and their parents, people would get angry and try to close the wondows only to have a million others pop up. It's great fun at your local library, be careful not to get caught though, this is for educational purposes only.
January 20, 200520 yr lol toggle keys i remember in class, we used to use toggle and sticky keys (same shit) cause when ever u pressed one of the keys the comp would beep , and we would do it all class and the dumbshit teacher would be all like "WHOS PLAYING SPACE INVAIDERS, STOP!"
January 20, 200520 yr make sure noones looking, turn of computer take of the side case and release the CMOS jumper to clear CMOS then turn on comp and go into the bios and overclock the fuck out of the comp then turn it off. and just for kicks if really want piss in the comp after it been overclocked so the next person to use it will see a mini lighting show
January 20, 200520 yr make sure noones looking, turn of computer take of the side case and release the CMOS jumper to clear CMOS then turn on comp and go into the bios and overclock the fuck out of the comp then turn it off. and just for kicks if really want piss in the comp after it been overclocked so the next person to use it will see a mini lighting show Or just take the jumper.. period
January 20, 200520 yr write: net send * fuck all of you repulsive shits into a txt file in notepad then save it as a .bat in the C drive then add a key to HKLM\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run with the data pointing to the bat file. Next person who logs on sends that message to every computer on the network, complete with their logon name. Great for school networks.
January 20, 200520 yr another thing that causes rage kthough its pretty bad rage -but if the libraryian or school teacher or what ever is a dumbass then its even more funny. basically, just change the speaker wires so your speakers are the computer oppositte and theirs are yours then, well what i did was go onto the spice girls website, and they had clips of their songs (spice girls as theyre a shit band ) - then whack the volume up, and play em almost half the sound track comes out full blast on their pc, and then everyone looks at them and therye like "wtf omg!" - and they go embarrassed - the dumbass comes along and goes "pls stop playing music nigger" - then as they walk away - press play again! then theyre like i said stop playuing music nigger - then the other person denies it etc etc etc and the moderator will start investigating the computer, pretending they know what theyre doing - then, as therye doing that - i pressed play again! lol well i thought it was funny when i did it :D but u need a dumbass computer moderator - i guess its tiny rage, but pretty fucking funny - and also the song choice has to be good - i chose spice girls - so when they were sitting there all of a sudden it goes "yo ill tell u what i want, what i really really want"
January 20, 200520 yr MasterVampire']lol toggle keys i remember in class, we used to use toggle and sticky keys (same shit) cause when ever u pressed one of the keys the comp would beep , and we would do it all class and the dumbshit teacher would be all like "WHOS PLAYING SPACE INVAIDERS, STOP!" Hahahahahah lmao , rifl !
January 20, 200520 yr some nigger at my school just stole the whole fucking computer. just disconnected everything and walked out the door with everything -thats how you rage
January 20, 200520 yr write: net send * fuck all of you repulsive shits into a txt file in notepad then save it as a .bat in the C drive then add a key to HKLM\software\microsoft\windows\currentversion\run with the data pointing to the bat file. Next person who logs on sends that message to every computer on the network, complete with their logon name. Great for school networks. I did that once. But i repeted it 400 times and sent it to every comp in the library. Hearing about 50 people go "WTF??" at the same time was awesome.
January 20, 200520 yr A friend of a friend stole a nice iMac from his school.. "Yea, this is mine ye.."
January 20, 200520 yr make sure noones looking, turn of computer take of the side case and release the CMOS jumper to clear CMOS then turn on comp and go into the bios and overclock the fuck out of the comp then turn it off. and just for kicks if really want piss in the comp after it been overclocked so the next person to use it will see a mini lighting show id prefer to just piss in the pc to leave a surprise for the next person
January 20, 200520 yr what i did to some kid was get a friend to distract him while i pulled out the network cable. the dumbass didn't realise what was going on and why he had lost his internet connection and his icons where gone even though it said the network cable was unplugged. he then was scared as hell when we told him that the admin has found out that he's been downloading music and had disabled his account.
January 20, 200520 yr Techno_Warrior']the ebst way to rage public computers is to go on a few beatialisty porn sites and whatever esoteric porn shit you can think of sites and leave the browser windows open and walk away. Most of the time little kids would walk by and their parents' date=' people would get angry and try to close the wondows only to have a million others pop up. It's great fun at your local library, be careful not to get caught though, this is for educational purposes only.[/quote'] Hahah I did that before at the library with these two sites. http://www.horseloving.com -------- http://www.dogsfucking.com
