Posted January 20, 200520 yr Eleven-year-old Dahv (just Dahv) is a pop star from southern Maine via Danvers. She’s written several songs, and she’s toured a little, performing them with the Radio Disney road show. They’re glossy concoctions of bubblegum pop and hip-hop, with a smidgen of spunky mall punk tossed in. And she sings about the things you’d think a girl her age would sing about. "School" is about, well, school ("Gotta learn my ’rithmetic/French class makes me sick/At lunch is where I mix"). "Slumber Party" is a shout-out to sleepover sisterhood ("One more thing, no boys allowed/Tonight you’re my girls and I’ll say it proud"). Obviously targeting the tweenage demo, these songs aren’t exactly striving for hard-core hip-hop street cred. So it was a little strange when some dude showed up on Dahv’s message board (http://www.teamdahv.com) last week and called out her hip-hop bona fides. "[W]hat you all need to do is get off this site, pick up a gun, and have a suicide party, cuz this is the biggest joke ever, fuckin losers," he wrote. "[F]uck wanna be’s [sic]." Then, it got worse. The guy posted again with lyrics of his own: "wastin time, thinkin you it/so i waste ya, bit by bit/pick up my gun, and kill that bitch." Jeff Greenfield, executive vice-president of World Class Media, the consulting firm hired by Dahv’s parents to help promote her, explains that "last week, out of the blue, someone found her site and posted it on one of the underground hip-hop message boards. They were saying, ‘Can you believe this girl thinks she’s a rapper? She can’t rap, yadda yadda yadda.’ But we’ve never marketed her as a rapper; she’s been marketed as a girl who sings pop-style music with age-appropriate lyrics. Rap is in every music these days, so she happens to rap a little. But she’s not a ‘rapper’ per se." Still, within a week, "she was being discussed on about 500 Web sites. As this started to ac***************ulate, a person from Iowa went on her message board and posted death threats." Greenfield tracked the guy’s IP address to Iowa Telecom, which in turn traced it to a library in a town called Lake View. An e-mail address is required to log onto computers there, so police were able to track down the individual. Greenfield says the cops were familiar with him, and that "they characterized the young man as being ‘a ***************ure highway sniper.’ " When reached by telephone, Dahv just shrugs the whole thing off. "Yeah, it was kinda silly," she says, her chirping voice belying her maturity. "Some people that are older, and not age appropriate for my site, they’re just gonna go a little crazy and think I’m a little strange for being so young and performing. I just thought it was kinda silly." The message-board malefactor — whose Yahoo profile identifies him as a 23-year-old "muthafuckinundergroundhiphopartist, " with a photo depicting a hulking, tattooed thug — has been banned from the Lake View library, and Greenfield says police there have referred the case to county prosecutors, who will decide on further punishment. Meanwhile, Davh is just gonna keep rapping. (Look for a debut album this spring.) "Hip-hop today, sometimes it’s about inappropriate stuff, like drugs and sex," she says. "That’s not what I talk about. I talk about what I do, like sleepovers and just talking about me." Greenfield wonders why some fans find it so hard to tell the difference. "On certain boards, people have spoken up and said, ‘Hey, I think her music is supposed to be for, like, nine-year-olds.’ This kid didn’t seem to get that point. Music can make you happy or make you angry, but when it’s obviously not meant for you, you should just go away." Dahv puts it more plainly. "Those 22-year-olds, they’re just kinda confused." So what would she say to the creep if she ever got the chance? "Oh, you mean the bad guy? Well, my manager made it so he couldn’t go back on the site. But if he tried to get on, I’d just say, ‘Hey, welcome to Team Dahv!’ or whatever. That’s what I usually say to people there who are a little crazy." now I know you dont want to read all that but do it anyway, it starts off a little slow but then it picks up and i started rofling
January 20, 200520 yr I got banned on her forum using like half of my proxys starting rumers saying shes pregnat and that shes a slut that fucks men with aids , and that she eats her mom out .... but dahv sucks bawlZ! Who saw the movie clip "boom" I say we take Dahv put some C4 on her and gasolene and put soime tnt and blow her to the fucken gay ass fucken gay town she came from .... wait that made no sense did it?/ :O_o:
January 20, 200520 yr I got banned on her forum using like half of my proxys starting rumers saying shes pregnat and that shes a slut that fucks men with aids , and that she eats her mom out .... but dahv sucks bawlZ! Who saw the movie clip "boom" I say we take Dahv put some C4 on her and gasolene and put soime tnt and blow her to the fucken gay ass fucken gay town she came from .... wait that made no sense did it?/ :O_o: nothing you say makes ANY sense.
January 20, 200520 yr holy fuck, ive hated this stupid little bitch ever since i first saw her site. if you look at most of her pictures, her mouth is always closed, and she ahs the same expression on her face. but, in this picture she has a big fat ugly as fuck grin on her face: http://www.teamdahv.com/images/ny/dahv-dani.jpg no fucking wonder this fucking stupid bitch doesnt open her mouth when she smiles, holy fuck. if you cant tell which piece of shit little faggot she is, its the one on the left.
January 20, 200520 yr SourceX']holy fuck, ive hated this stupid little bitch ever since i first saw her site. if you look at most of her pictures, her mouth is always closed, and she ahs the same expression on her face. but, in this picture she has a big fat ugly as fuck grin on her face: http://www.teamdahv.com/images/ny/dahv-dani.jpg no fucking wonder this fucking stupid bitch doesnt open her mouth when she smiles, holy fuck. if you cant tell which piece of shit little faggot she is, its the one on the left. and she isnt even british...
January 20, 200520 yr hate to be her, as soon as she gets a debut album every crack addicted rapper is gunna hunt her down and anal rape her
January 20, 200520 yr SourceX if something this small made their news, why dont we SPAM THE FUCK outta that no tallented bitches forum? like spam the fuck outta it saying she cant rap and sing for shit and to go slit her wrists rofl bet that would make news, when was the last time we did some major coordinated forum spamming ey gov?
January 20, 200520 yr get source to get the un and pw of the database like he did with mrs prebles forum
January 20, 200520 yr MasterVampire']SourceX if something this small made their news, why dont we SPAM THE FUCK outta that no tallented bitches forum? like spam the fuck outta it saying she cant rap and sing for shit and to go slit her wrists rofl bet that would make news, when was the last time we did some major coordinated forum spamming ey gov? pure brillance. suprised i/anyone else didnt come up with that idea earlier. mmmmmm news.
January 20, 200520 yr SourceX']holy fuck, ive hated this stupid little bitch ever since i first saw her site. if you look at most of her pictures, her mouth is always closed, and she ahs the same expression on her face. but, in this picture she has a big fat ugly as fuck grin on her face: http://www.teamdahv.com/images/ny/dahv-dani.jpg no fucking wonder this fucking stupid bitch doesnt open her mouth when she smiles, holy fuck. if you cant tell which piece of shit little faggot she is, its the one on the left. Lol im banned off her site becasue i spammed up her forums! SO now i gotta use proxys to look at it.
January 20, 200520 yr rofl You're all gettin rage'd by some 9 year old wanabe-pop star. Where do you find this shit ?
January 20, 200520 yr for fucks sake man one look at her forums makes want to spew :puke: .... its just indescribable, why hasn't it been spammed enough
January 20, 200520 yr Lol just go on her forum and start rummers says shes Pregnat and thats shes doing coke , and that her mom had sex with another man ... not really that funny but the kids on the site go crazy , trying to defend her!
January 20, 200520 yr Lol just go on her forum and start rummers says shes Pregnat and thats shes doing coke , and that her mom had sex with another man ... not really that funny but the kids on the site go crazy , trying to defend her! If its not even funny why you bother to do it??
January 20, 200520 yr The message-board malefactor — whose Yahoo profile identifies him as a 23-year-old "muthafuckinundergroundhiphopartist, " with a photo depicting a hulking, tattooed thug — has been banned from the Lake View library... damn, this guy gotta be hardcore STRAIGH OUTTA COMPTON
January 20, 200520 yr I think Dahv's a military experiment to torture Iraqi prisoners. Something must be done about this.
January 22, 200520 yr lol just go on her image forums and super impose and image of her with some guy sticking his dick in her mouth. i registered but i have to wait moderator approval :gaysex:
January 22, 200520 yr lol i got my email back ------------------------ Dear mygot.com_pwn, Unfortunately your registration at Team Dahv did not meet our membership requirements. Therefore your registration was deleted. Sorry, Team Dahv team -------------------------
