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Most of you probably won't find this funny or won't even bother eading it because its to long put i'll post it anyways

 

Me:

yes well i never even dreamed that the conversation wud turn to such profanity...

Girl:

ur a profanity

Me:

thats dosnt make sense...

Me:

how am i a profanity though explain

Girl:

u incompetent immature supersonic idiotic brain infected disconnected overloaded candy-coated marble headed jerk!

Me:

did i say something?

Girl:

everything

Me:

i see

Girl:

zona!

Me:

a quick question

Me:

how is my candy coated idiot brain supersonic?

Girl:

if u dont get it thats not my prob

Me:

fair enough...

Me:

u sound kind of like my science teacher...

Girl:

u sound like hagit the faggit

Me:

OH NOES!!!!!!

Girl:

and hagit the faggit wreaks of raw fish

Me:

hmmmmm

Me:

he sounds like a pimp then

Girl:

no way

Girl:

and its a she

Me:

ok

Me:

well then she sounds like a pimp

Girl:

i saw a real pimp once

Me:

so have i

Me:

and ive seen the pimp awards

Girl:

near holt renfrew

Girl:

he was wearing a cream suit, a hat and a cane

Girl:

answer me u profanity

Me:

ok

Me:

thats interesting...

Me:

wat do u want me to say about the pimp

Me:

did he employ u?

Girl:

of course

Girl:

im a pretty expensive whore just so ya know

Girl:

its in my genes....my intitials are HO

Me:

well how much do u cahrge then

Girl:

$69000/h

Me:

thats pretty expensive

Girl:

ya well

Me:

is that like a season pass or sumthing?

Girl:

no

Girl:

per hour

Girl:

want a session?

Me:

if its going to cost me that much money no

Me:

actually i dont think i wud do it for free

Girl:

i think il survive that then

Me:

u sure about that

Girl:

yes

Girl:

but u wont

Me:

o trust me i will

Me:

i can not afford this service nor do i want it

Girl:

suuuuuuuuuure

Girl:

its the best service in the world

Me:

well it better be if it costs that much money

Girl:

u have no idea

Me:

i think ive had better

Me:

but ur boyfriend must be super broke though

Me:

jeez

Girl:

my bf gets it for free 3 times a day

Me:

interesting

Me:

well if u do anal i hope u use the lube then

Girl:

im sure u and ur boyfriend have enough fun with that for all of us

Me:

o ya we do

Me:

wud u like to see his pic?

Girl:

no he would have to be very ugly i dont need the eyesore

Me:

ok

Me:

but its there anyways

 

[switches display pic to the giver]

 

Girl:

thats nice why dont u go screw him right now?

Me:

cant hes not here

Girl:

aww poor u....i think he doesnt like u anymore

Me:

well thats ok

Me:

i mean look wat hes done to me

 

[switches display pic to goatse]

 

Girl:

EW THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!

 

[Receives teh block]

Way to fucking long, and has alot of pointless shit. Just cut it down and show the rage and or important part of the log.
so... if shes such a fucknut, why did you edit out her name 400 fucking times. I smell a fake. A very unfunny fake.
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\\[ecro']so... if shes such a fucknut' date=' why did you edit out her name 400 fucking times. I smell a fake. A very unfunny fake.[/quote']

 

The reason i edited out her name is so it would be easier to read. That does not make it fake. If i were to make a fake rage (which i never will) i would have made it much funnier than that dumbass.

 

In conclusion, plz follow the advice given in my sig

Francium combusts within contact of air, thus making your signature comment/instructions impossible to complete.
Francium combusts within contact of air, thus making your signature comment/instructions impossible to complete.

 

 

nerd.........

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Francium combusts within contact of air, thus making your signature comment/instructions impossible to complete.

 

Its possible if you swallow the francium while its mixed with oil which is how it is stored. You should go try it.

Well how about this. How about you dont post unfunny shit. And i still dont see a name.
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