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i'm hoping for a sticky to this thread, but just list (detailed/grotesque) ways to kill yourself here
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teh woodchipper is a classic if you're hardcore. if you're even more hardcore, do it feet first.
hanging/shooting/ODing yourself are pretty original ways to commit sewerside

1. Take knife with pointed end.

2. Direct knife point toward your torso

3. Relocate knife from starting position deep into flesh.

4. Repeat steps 1-3 5 times, in a different area each time.

teh woodchipper is a classic if you're hardcore. if you're even more hardcore, do it feet first.

 

 

I did that shit and it got jammed half way threw, thats what I get for buying a crappy sears product

1. Take knife with pointed end.

2. Direct knife point toward your torso

3. Relocate knife from starting position deep into flesh.

4. Repeat steps 1-3 5 times, in a different area each time.

 

that is called Hara Kiri i believe

you can get some ideas off faces of death. buy there seires great while high...

here are somefun ways i would kill myself:

 

play chicken running (on foot) against oncoming traffic on the highway,

 

step infont of a train

 

start a shootout with cops

 

suicide bomb a church

 

OD with nutmeg and milk (these 2 mixed produce an extreme hallucinogen)

 

OD on a over the counter drug,

 

hose up the exaughst pipe into the car window and start car

 

walk down road and and start stabbing people then procede to slit your wrists or throat

 

go into a preschool whikle teh littel children are there and pull out a sawn of shotty and eat a buckshot

 

hang yourself from a landmark (sydney harbour bridge, golden gate bridge for example) with an anti-government/racist slogan written on you. but be sure to ring the media a few hours before incase government officiials cover it up.

 

there more colourfull ideas that can be made by mixing several ways around but i myself would most likely eat a bullet

Pull a Columbine.

You'll be guarenteed a death very soon.

 

 

i take back what i said before, i would pull a columbine if i had some guns and a friend or two who wanted the same fate.

best way to kill urself it to unleash a nos tank in a car with windows rolled up
colt45']best way to kill urself it to unleash a nos tank in a car with windows rolled up

Like in BlackSheep? haha Jack..Mehoff...:rofl:

that is called Hara Kiri i believe

 

hara kiri = sword in ground n fall on it

 

Cut yourself in half with a ban saw.

 

agagagaggaahahah PWN

Step1)Go to your local hardware store and buy a brome

Step2)Place brome up your ass (just a little bit).

Step 3)Jump off second story roof (ass first).

1. sharpen pencil

2. put pencil in nose (sharp side first)

3. slam head on desk as hard as you can

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