January 27, 200520 yr 1. sharpen pencil 2. put pencil in nose (sharp side first) 3. slam head on desk as hard as you can theres a problem with that method because it probably wont kill you. when you stick a sharp object up your nose the closest contact with the brain is with the frontal lobe. when the frontal lobe is severed from the rest of the brain you are labotomised, and you will live threw the rest of your life a vegetable that cant talk, and shits and pisses yourself all day.
January 27, 200520 yr Isn't it a bit dangerous to get really drunk and fall asleep? That's how a few rock stars have died anyway, or something to do with that, such as Morrison, Hendrix, the AC/DC guy? I think that contributed to their deaths at least, choking on their own vomit, something like that anyway.
January 27, 200520 yr Nostromo']Step1)Go to your local hardware store and buy a brome Step2)Place brome up your ass (just a little bit). Step 3)Jump off second story roof (ass first). omg, LAMO
January 27, 200520 yr omfg hax!one one you stole my thread idea Hmm we need an official myg0t ways of suicide thread stickied My idea is to drive a truck full of fertlizer into a pool chemical store it would be awsome way to die plus you'd probally be mentioned on the news for a taking out like an entire block.
January 27, 200520 yr omfg hax!one one you stole my thread idea My idea is to drive a truck full of fertlizer into a pool chemical store it would be awsome way to die plus you'd probally be mentioned on the news for a taking out like an entire block. I loled. Here's some me and my friend came up with: Hand grenade in the mouth, while chasing after people Cover yourself in concrete (like make a mould of yourself) with no hole except for a breathing tube, then pour molten bronze down the tube (it's badass, plus you get a sculpture of yourself in bronze Holding your breath, then walk through an airlock into a room with no air but lots of white phosphorus, exhale. Jump into the water near a lava spout in hawaii Check to see if that minigun is actually firing. Setting yourself ablaze, the old standby. Chinese water torture with sulphuric acid. (haha) :kkkd: <- wear that at the million man march. Go for a spacewalk on reentry. Strap yourself to a cruise missile. Go visit the 'red forest' at Chernoybl.
January 27, 200520 yr Author shove a large wad of cesium up your asshole, trail a fuse out your anus, go to orphanage, pull down pants, pleasure self, then light.
January 27, 200520 yr LMAO "park ur car in front of a train hahah they showed the pic of the guy he's so weird looking.
January 28, 200520 yr Swallow a box of pins and needles (preferably rusty) Or just chew them until you bleed to death ?:(
January 28, 200520 yr Here are a few tasty treats that can assist you in your quest to end life: The Francium Flapjack The Sulphuric Shake The Hand-Grenade Hamburger Bomb Bread Dumplings of Death A few other methods: While on acid, prove to all those losers that didn't believe you about the flying bunny rabbit wrong by jumping off the roof of an extremly tall building to catch it. My personal favorite, fly a plane into the empire state building. I used to want to fly one into the twin towers, but then those alqaida bastards stole my idea.
January 28, 200520 yr Author Here are a few tasty treats that can assist you in your quest to end life: The Francium Flapjack The Sulphuric Shake The Hand-Grenade Hamburger Bomb Bread Dumplings of Death A few other methods: While on acid, prove to all those losers that didn't believe you about the flying bunny rabbit wrong by jumping off the roof of an extremly tall building to catch it. My personal favorite, fly a plane into the empire state building. I used to want to fly one into the twin towers, but then those alqaida bastards stole my idea. hahaha bomb bread that made me rifk for shizzle :nigga:
January 28, 200520 yr Ingest as many penis enlargement vitamins as you can, then paint yourself silver and fuck an elephant before you overdose.
January 28, 200520 yr Author Ingest as many penis enlargement vitamins as you can, then paint yourself silver and fuck an elephant before you overdose. isn't it more likely that you'd die from fucking the elephant than ODing on viagra?
January 28, 200520 yr step 1)Park your car in front of an oncoming commuter train. step 2)Get out of car and watch the show. step 3)Get charged with 10 counts of murder. step 4)Get lethal injection. Lethal injection wouldn't be a bad way to go.
January 28, 200520 yr Nostromo']step 1)Park your car in front of an oncoming commuter train. step 2)Get out of car and watch the show. step 3)Get charged with 10 counts of murder. step 4)Get lethal injection. Lethal injection wouldn't be a bad way to go. it still wodulnt be as fun as pulling a kurt cobain
January 28, 200520 yr 1) Have a suicidal friend park car on commuter train tracks, and have them wait in the car 2) Hijack commuter train during rush hour 3) Hit friend on tracks at full speed... make no attempt to slow down. Even if you dont kill yourself, you just pwned like 100 other people.
January 28, 200520 yr Park your car in front of an oncoming commuter train. Some crazy old lady filed a complaint against me at my old job for doing this. She said I was laughing telling her she was gonna die. It was total bullshit, I honestly did nothing of the sort, i guess she was just nuts, I didnt get in trouble or nothing because people do that crap all the time. Old bitches trying to rage me. ps- i poke people with needles and take thier blood for a living.
January 28, 200520 yr goto harlem or some other nigger infested neighbourhood and dress up like a ghost.
January 28, 200520 yr i heard if u get to close to a nigger you could get a disease so go touch one!!
January 28, 200520 yr 1) Lobotomise Self 2) Post thread on forums.myg0t.com entitled "Ways to kill yourself".
