January 29, 200520 yr Author pull a cell f0ne on a cop.... mi1k sweet gook jap chink nazi pic sig... :dozeoff: :dozeoff:
January 29, 200520 yr 1.) indians in my city always drink anti-freeze, its crystalizes your brain, slowly and surely, takes about 4 hours of pain before dying... it must work good cause they keep doing it 2.) Buy a shotgun with deershot, place it into your anus, pull the trigger with your big toe... try to find a tampon while you have the bloodiest period ever :ownedd:
January 29, 200520 yr Take a knife, cut a nice big gash into your chest. . and if your still living. . yank your heart straight out. . . if you can get past the rib cage. . .
January 29, 200520 yr You could always wire a large weight to drop when a door is opened then call your family and say I need your help fast please come Door will be open...Then when they open Smash they get splattered. :shrug:
January 29, 200520 yr i recon you goto into the local court house or kindergarten and eat a buckshot (shotgun shell) this way you will either make healines all over the world (court house) or scar a group of kids for life (kindergarten)
January 29, 200520 yr it still wodulnt be as fun as pulling a kurt cobain yeah, i'd want an evil bitch to kill me, and cover it up with a poorly written letter, and say i killed myself too....