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I am not happy unless I drive a vehicle that is half the size of my apartment.

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u in a small dinky car

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bigger trucks are also good for when youre driving down the road and get THE FEELING and have to drive the other guy off right
Bigger vehicle means Bigger Balls....plus go off-roading and explore....

good times

 

 

 

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Does that mean when you have a boat or 8 wheeler, you have Elephantitis of the Testicles?

Does that mean when you have a boat or 8 wheeler, you have Elephantitis of the Testicles?

 

WTF has 8 wheels? oh wait you mean a semi? that's EIGHTEEN

Alternatively:

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The eight-wheel Eliica from Japan's Keio University Electric Car Laboratory can scoot from 0 to 60 mph in four seconds. It hits maximum speeds of 230 mph.

 

Big, fast, and 8 wheels. Shame you'd weigh it down too much with those massive balls.

Its what I do for living. Heck, I went into a RAGE the other day and pushed 10 cars out of their lane! I feel better today though, maybe cause Im getting my CS Rage fix.

 

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amphibious

 

can be turned into a 16 wheeler with the dual tire kit

go anywhere...

 

friend of mine had a 6 wheeler with dual tire kit...12 wheel drive...garage caught

on fire....the end.

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I drive a little acura and i don't feel sad/insecure. I don't need a car to conpensate for my manliness.
since when is it suv's and trucks that compensate for some lacking of ball size? its always been expensive and fast cars, idiot.
Don't you mean twice the size of your apartment? Call me crazy but I don't want some stupid piece of shit car that costs $100,000 just because it's shiny, and package size isn't an issue so what's the point of having some foreign piece of crap?
1994 Explorer... slightly raised, 4WD. Not very fast or anything, but kicks ass for where I do my driving. I live in Calgary, AB, Canada, so I need some 4WD shitbox to snow plow for me.
1994 Explorer... slightly raised, 4WD. Not very fast or anything, but kicks ass for where I do my driving. I live in Calgary, AB, Canada, so I need some 4WD shitbox to snow plow for me.

 

That's what I'm talking about...nothing expensive..just a good 4X4 with good power, a nice trail to go off roading, 30 pack of beer and cigs and let the good times roll!!!

Im definitely getting into some off-roading come summer time, but the poor truck is fucked right now. I let my mom borrow it, and she apparently nailed a curb on a turn at about 50 kmh. The alignment is FUCKED. i mean like 20 degrees drift to the right. Not to expensive to fix, but I cant drive the damn thing worth shit now. Curb > My Truck >.<
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