Posted January 30, 200520 yr Anyone got any good tips for raging LAN places? I was at a LAN place today with a couple friends, and I did some TKing, but the assholes in charge threatened to kick me out. A few people were going around looking for "housemaster", and I was laughing my ass off. On the way out I shut off someones comp as well. They had been playing WC3 and yelling for about an hour non-stop across the place. They raged pretty bad then almost started crying. But anyways, if anyone has any good tips to rage LAN places I'd appreciate them.
January 30, 200520 yr ROFL VINNIE. If i were at lan, i would copy some hacks to a disk, and when someone isnt looking load them on someones comp, then everyone will get raged at the person.
January 30, 200520 yr Author LMFAO. Vinnie, the day i decide I never want to go back there, I'm definitely doing that. And meeble, that is a good idea... ill do it to one of the little kids that go there rofl. WHO THE FUCK IS HACKING?! *kid bursts into tears* then i rofl.
January 30, 200520 yr Ahh shit, someone posted how to make it so you have to hold keys on the keyboard for 20 seconds before the computer recognizes the key was hit. I forget, but that would rage the piss out of anyone who leaves their computer long enough for you to do it.
January 30, 200520 yr Author I have no clue where the hell that is... anyone know any good scripts/utilites that could severely fuck up a large LAN network? (55 computers)
January 30, 200520 yr Author wow... im going to leave the place in ruins... thanks for all the advice >.< I think I'm going to try and convince someone to hold up a sign that says "myg0t owns me" like the manager or something... after I fuck up the place.
January 30, 200520 yr LAN's are for the most part boring as shit. if they let you go on AIM then you can have someone send you a cheat through a direct connection. thats the best way i can think of. just dont let the little kids see your screen.
January 30, 200520 yr Author I mostly go to them to test CS skill against some decent players. We get some guys that play CAL-m/p in there so it provides decent competition. Lots of fgts though, its true.
January 30, 200520 yr Author LMAO... yeah you should have seen the place today... about a dozen 40 year olds came into play WoW and they were giggling and snorting and shit... perfect rage material >.<
January 30, 200520 yr Well if theres people playing games on the internet then open up like a 100 video streams and watch there ping soar. I remember i was at a lan place and the owner beat the shit out some guy who was hacking into it. All the little 10 yr old that were there were pissing themselves :rofl:
January 30, 200520 yr LMAO... yeah you should have seen the place today... about a dozen 40 year olds came into play WoW and they were giggling and snorting and shit... perfect rage material >.< hahaha thats awesome!
January 31, 200520 yr Get one of those little freeware programs that can run specified applications in set intervals and can be minimized without showing in taskbar or tray, edit the registry to have it run on every startup, get one of the tons of those little apps that open and close CD trays if they're jammed, edit the runner's task to execute the tray opener/closer every 3 seconds, set the task to start after 10 minutes and loop, leave the comp, wait for someone to sit there and watch when the 10 minutes pass...
January 31, 200520 yr sp0rk-a-comp. Edit: oh now i remembered. Last time I was at some LAN cafe, every computer has a number, lets say the owned tells me to go to comp 5, when I go to the room, I sit at comp 6. I open CStrike and run some funny ass scripts like: name "Hitler gassed jews!" bind w +back bind s +forward bind mouse2 "radio3; menuselect 7" bind mouse1 "+attack; wait; wait; retry" After doing this, I close CS and move to comp 5. When some kid and his friends come in, and someone sits at computer 6, he usually get really raged cause they payed for playing, and he wants to prove that his better at CS than his buddies. but instead he gets disconnected every 10 secs.
